Funny moments in NwN 2 (Neverwinter Nights 2)
I hope this topic isn't it?I would like to ask: no one had these really funny moments in the game? I mean at the very wagering? I was so alone...
I hope you will understand my statement, where I found funny...
In General, this occurred at a meeting with Nassau... So call this salting of Luskan?
I'm beginning to suspect that this meeting will squabble, so I tried to prepare, but it was clear that easy win is not given to me as my GG - magic. Well... the Foresight to put all the possible shields and went to the conversation with this stuttering assistant with brining (in fact the aide of the ravine). Trawling-La-La, as I thought. First fight that thing at me unleashed. Imprudent spending is rather strong spells, flood... What's next? And then I get lukanka with his bodyguard. My companion's beautiful fall rest up to the end of the battle, still taking with him a bodyguard, and I'm left alone against salting and multiple luscinski killers... Fun? Thought to download the game and then decided to pin and continued to play. What do you think? Killer I could not get there. Jumping around annoyed me... No shields, nothing to do with. They just missed. What is that? Okay, don't pay attention to them, trying to kill luschenko, which throws me all sorts of bad spells (mainly on the area, so I drove on time to escape from the place of their action). Spending on it remains strong spells. It seems to be flooded... and she is reborn healthy and unharmed! I kill her again, she is once again reborn... Ugh! Spend the rest of her spells... She is reborn again! Spell I'm out (my lusinchi, thank God, too, but almost...). Turn in a dogfight: take in hand the Orc rolling pin (stick this pretty cool by the way ^.^) and start with nails already bored of the killers, still Bouncing me around like a trained monkey. Kill them. Next, I waved with Natal, which constantly caused himself to the aid of any beast.
In General, it was revived once 7 or 8. In the end I have the shields were all asleep, and we're so mutuzit each other.
Imagine my outrage when githzerai and Kara made alive, said that well, allegedly, that we had stopped them. Who's all cut down, huh?! I!!! And you so-and-SOS lain all this time, only moans I supported. Eh...
It's not a glitch, that Nassau was revived?
Funny conversation about children and cute dworaczyk after saving the child of Hera and Sacana from wolves under Hickleton..)
and the dialogue about grandmothers and apples with Diridon and Company in the Crossroads...)
Shandra definitely became more and more convinced of mental illness YEARS..)
If in the 2nd part to return to West Harbor and start a conversation with Georg Redfella, is roughly the following:
George: Oh, our heroine is back! You're still a new admirer found himself. {turning to the Bishop} What, man, you in some scuzzy urban eatery picked up, huh?
Bish: Oh Yes! When we were married she even been out!
Kasavirom: Watch your tongue, Bishop.
Bish: OK, if she doesn't like, she would tell me.
Crore I was delighted, especially about the married =))
Yes, during the game, I was rolling on the floor with laughter. Add a couple of cases that have not been described. DOS Acertann wrote above
The fortress on the Crossroads. A second meeting with Dareda. He says that the road they took off the old ladies cat out of a tree and got an Apple. Shandra commented - If it took our leader, the cat would be lost, the tree burned and the old woman went to travel with us.
And I at that time was still in command of the Bishop, so he also added: "You need to hold old home and there to make yourself comfortable". I almost fell over.
Generally the Bishop as a very sharp tongue guy behind all the funny jokes in the game. He called the Kasavirom priest in a cloak during the showdown because of the feelings for YEARS...
And there was slaughter time after the mission where you must blow up the bridges on the approach to the Fortress on the Crossroads during the invasion CT. Then a squad of three Grey cloaks, I chose archers. Usually I have always soaked because well, it is impossible to save them, when, after the scripted scenes at the end of the mission the entire GG team is surrounded by crowds increased through the magic of ghouls-skeletons. But one time I replayed the game for the sake of dialogue and wanted to go faster through the battle, using cheats I put these archers strength, dexterity and Constitution by 50. In the end, they survived.
And what do you think? Just after this mission should be the recognition of my love of Kasavirom, which soon ends in the bedroom. At midnight, into the room walks a soldier with a report of an attack on the fortress troops CT. Getting rid of him, I look... Near the Kasavirom near the bed occupied by three survivors of my efforts of archers from the last mission!!! Apparently, they really wanted to thank the knight-captain for saving. I wonder how this Threesome liked the paladin.
Who has not listened to the voice of a crazy maniac, don't be lazy to create a character with a voice to play for him at least ten minutes (to even know what wild cries he throws at the enemy). His nervous laughter and hysterical screaming (especially die-die-die-DI-I-I-I-E!!!!) guaranteed not to leave anyone indifferent. Ahem, I would place the enemy probably got away without looking back from this - well these loonies to get in touch with them again. :D
I liked the points:
1. When GG came up with Grobnar to Ticino and Kobold sang a song about gnomes, then Grobnar became at to look for deeper meaning.)
2. The moment when you pull out from Shandra's lair githyanki and the Bishop saying, Why do we need it? Because of a pretty face? Is it my enough?
3. The time when GH came to West Harbor to the Sand and talked to George. He said Oh, so this is a huge wood elf and Sand answered that there are such fools have not seen the annoyed tone=)
4. The time when GH first time sees Karu and Celgar says it seems to be a fight.
5. Moment with the bard. When the HS only comes to him. This bard mocks the game of the other and said: what do we call it? Ode Banshee when her labor pains?
All that is remembered)
GG: it's All in the state of mind and body.
Kelgar: You're talking about hitting ready in the face? I already know how to do it, although sometimes not pull it out, and then have to grab the opponent by the beard or collar to bend.
GG: What happened?
Grobian: Oh, you listened to what he closed his eyes and prelepa. In the right places you even managed to get the giggles, really more like snoring.
GG: what's your name?
Kelgar: Kelgar Ironfist, like last time. You just didn't hit on the head in a drunken brawl?
Aldanon: good Luck to you all! If you fail, it is likely that we will all die, but try not to think about it
Aldanon to Stop them will not be difficult. Just do what you molozhezhi, do best - knock the door and lots of quiet. As my gardener when you SIP too much of his gourd
Allies: ...after that we went on the road, and then I found an old lady and rescued a cat. We all got an Apple.
Sand: I'm sure this woman, like us, were enchanted by you.
Bish: You should have pulled the old girl home and make yourself comfortable. (!!!!!!!!!)
Shandra: Well, if this was done the captain, then the cat would be lost, the tree burned, and the old woman went to travel with us. )))))
Demon: you Can not try, I still can not see. You are so small and all you have is small.
Niska: This is not true! I saw it myself - he's not small!
Elani: What did you say?!!!
Nia - I kept this amulet for many years. But now I give it to you along with his heart.
GG - I Wonder how much it costs?
Bishop - Yes! Now I know what to do, when you offer to give your heart - ask him the price!
Bisha-That's why you paladins, so terrible in battle. So much
the accumulated frustration.. And just some cases - to recognize that you still need the girl, like all of us
Gunn: lonely life in the wilderness made me agile,strong...and damn beautiful...
Okku-I remember the prayer port whore, who asked me to do her very beautiful, perhaps even to men-the sailors paid for the hour or two spent with her(that's the ruling personality)
Calgar: If you want your children have grown up, like a pack of wolves, listen to the druids.
Nishka: If you want your children to grow up idiots, listen to Calgary.
Kelgar: Everyone knows about honor and manhood of the kind of Ironfist!
Kara: Ahh... About two of the smallest things in Faerun?
Sand: We'll take this spider?
Calgar: Well Grobnara we took
Sand See what the local culture is not stuck to the bottom
Deakin, after GG invites him to the fortress: Deakin so excited! Gather all your belongings, pack them, and go to the fortress! Roof! At Deakin is the roof!
Calgar: So, what is the the test tyre? You need to walk on hot coals? Drink beer to speed?
Grobnar Construct in the valley of Merdelain when the Bishop wanted to lure the Golem on their side: Construct, come here, don't let this bad uncle push you around. Well, well, it's just big bad uncle, right?
Celgar Alguno: What are you chubby! It is surprising that the enemy would ever get close to you. I swear by all the gods, you must have swallowed amber, and saved his life.
If you play with cheat showcomments then, at the entrance to the lower cave in the lair of Oslepila, where are the bodies, issued this comment: Shot of two bodies. Dead bodies. Dead bodies everywhere. One more shot of bodies. It's a horror movie! Bodies everywhere! (The frame with two bodies. Dead. Dead bodies everywhere. Another shot with the corpses. This is a horror movie! Dead bodies everywhere!)
Unknown elf (Storm of Zehir): I saw somewhere. Maybe we held up the caravan?
Sir Niall: While there is a restructuring...
P. S. obviously, the Nasher is the new Gorbachev)
Case codes: I once played in a Mask for the girl. Decided to citistate and entered the code givefeat all (if activated added also gifts from satellites devotion of the menagerie, love Safiya, etc.). It just so happens that the skill Love Safia goes first, and after it goes to the heart of the Sleeping. Imagine my udivlenie when I spoke with Safiya, and in response I heard"Yes, my love?. When I saved the soul akachi, sorceress said something like I love you lots and can't imagine my life without you". And then Kelemvor in the last movie said that Safia and my easymark got married! Obviously, akachi completely captured the soul of my HS. Or Safia such perverted tastes...:)
Don't know, maybe I repeat, but if you play нвн2 with a Russian voice acting - that is such a funny moment:
If the arrival of the"Sunken flagon (well, at least playing a female character) if you start to stick to the Bishop, when he stops paying attention to GG, you will hear the following phrase:
Alan knows how to talk with animals. While she's in the squad - you can talk to the animals
Killed me)))))))))))
And again, the joke with Alan, if you take it with you to the group upon return to his native village, it will be very funny dialogue with George about the swamp elf, in which George will crack, that it does not exist)
Oh, and I remembered how sir Edmund (if thieves pass) read out the code. All killed, with some respect he refers to the laws and how to say about them))))))))))
Remember how Niska called Kelgar stump,and celgar Nisku Tail-for-brainsXDDDDDD
Bishop constantly messing with Elani when she was Furiously protecting IGY from the attacks of the bisha XDD
And again, the joke with Alan, if you take it with you to the group upon return to his native village, it will be very funny dialogue with George about the swamp elf, in which George will crack, that it does not exist)
The same thing will happen if you bring back the sand :) Well, what will it take to get there Casa and Bichat and so everyone knows))
Remember lulz, which there is not yet seen:
GG: we came to save you from the beast-lizards (who are burning homes and crops)
Aunt: Yes, but they have not yet reached ( and something more)
Video for aunt runs a couple zoroastro with torches in their hands.
GG(phrase of your choice):
1) you Know, I just saw zoroastro you have on the farm.
2) Uh... Turn Around.
3) I do Not remember what happened.
And the dialogues that exchange Celgar and NiSCA....
Oh, I can list many funny moments...
The dialogues of Calgary and Nicki, their altercation with Kara when she called Kelgar you fat bastard underling and Nisku tail-for-brains, short poetry Deakin, jokes Elani about the swamp elf in the Harbor...
Remember how in the first Chapter the Flask my GG-drow tried several times to talk to Bishop. The eighth time was made a review of Elani that she is able to talk with animals :DDD I'm so out of the chair and fell)))
P. S. I Doubt that Elani would have found a justice on this animal as drunk Bishop...