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Percophidae here with the corresponding Temko. It's still here.
Prince of Persia: the Sands of time (Mike Newell/USA/2010)
Classic computer game. I watched the movie and heard the familiar tricks of the game - rocking, jumping, flips... Sometimes even imagined that I control the Prince (Jake Gyllenhaal) on the screen as in the game.
A wonderful collection of bloopers and just fun. Like the murder of the king - this could not come in the dizziness even clearly sick storytellers, pridumivali the death of Hercules. This kind of poison is this? Like king soda, rolled, and then citric acid was thrown.
The usual Disney plot: fighting, stunts (very good), kinostan, luovi and the mandatory kiss at the end (a group of girls next to me burst into squeals and applause). The public in General had fun in the 7th row squad shkoloty loud and obscene comment on, screaming about the queer and Capercaillie in the movie and forbidding catching lulz. Maybe there should be output from the hall? The end is a little predictable.
In General, 8/10.
TV series Firefly and the feature film the Mission serenity (in the original version - serenity), 2002-2003, 2005.
Self-review originally posted by me on LJ and fan-site (fire-fly.ru), currently closed due to technical problems.
Another review...or is it my heart...
Unbelievable, but true. Joss Whedon has made something subconsciously dreams of everyone who once in my life, not looking up, watching the starry sky, feeling as it pulls back into a bottomless void, glittering with millions of lights. What has he done that American? Successfully brought together space ships, horses, and shooting from the hip – all in one project, the genre of "space Western"? Gave his characters a genuine sincerity and has managed to deduce their behaviour, emotions, feelings, dialogues beyond through the moth-eaten time of Hollywood clichés? Skillfully bypassed the cinematic cliches, and thus skilfully brought Parallels with the history of their country?
No, my friends. He did much more. Review the series. Revise (and it's a must!) the film, on the idea Widana put a logical point in the storyline of the series. Pay attention to every scene in the episodes of the series, where serenity, dispersed, flies away into the distance. Listen to the words of Mel in the final scene of the film. I would like to remind: "Love. You can learn the tables, but off the ship, which she does not like you ever will fly from the pilot's seat. Love will keep the ship in the air, when he...all the laws must fall. Love will make your ship...a home".
I exchanged the fourth decade, and have seen enough to understand the realities of our world is not always a place of sentimental romance. But the words above... These words will tell you of any sailor, a thousand times facing the sea, despite a storm warning. Any pilot, for the thousandth time inspection readiness of the systems, and requesting ground services at the gate. So I am absolutely not surprised that every time when you watch the final scene and hearing these words, I, the normal Russian man, adult, strong, physically and mentally healthy, not prone to excessive sweetness – I'm crying. Yes, I'm crying, honestly. Cheeks the tears flow, the most that neither is ordinary. And when I cry, I feel the damn call somewhere deep inside – a desire to shut off the computer, TV, to hell with what things to throw on the shoulders of a shabby leather jacket, to go out and... How it would be nice not to just stand at the gate and to be very heavy and solid, with measured steps to go, though not in the way the fictional small transport vessel class "Firefly" and though, to this light single-engine aircraft. To in a moment to soar in the air and not think about anything – only to feel like a bird, only to catch the crazy enthusiasm of the flight and the pure transparent blue of the sky around!
But the plane I have. And certainly do not own "Firefly." And so I sit in front of the screen and cry of impotent anguish. But paying for long. Because after a few seconds I hear the words of the young Albatross: "the Storm is getting worse". And the answer is only three words confident, quiet voice: "We will pass it". And then see serenity, soaring over the planet – and with it I soar. There, on the bridge, is now not only the river and Reynolds. There I am with them. Standing next to the chair river watching in front of the observation window friendly (I hope) embrace of the cosmos unfold majestically and space gently taps me on the shoulder: come on, man, come on. You have so much work to be done.
The tears still flow. But not from sadness. Now it is my soul. Cries of joy, laughs through tears and tear up and away, as quickly as possible... Even if on the outside a raging storm.
Right, Mel. We will pass it.
Dark world
the year 2010
country Russia
the slogan "it Will be difficult to be yourself"
the Director Anton Megerdichev
the script is Alexey Sidorov, Alexander Dorbinyan
producer Yuriy Moroz, Ruben Dishdishyan, Sergey Danielyan, ...
operator Anton Antonov
genre science fiction, Thriller
premiere (Russia) October 7, 2010
Starring: Ivan Zhidkov, Svetlana Ivanova, Vladimir Nosik, Sergey Ugryumov, Elena Panova, Ilya Alexeev, Maria Kozhevnikova, Ksenia Radchenko, Zakhar Hungarian.
Review of the film Dark world
The result is rather pathetic. The film, which show all as is slap in the eye with stereotypes and similar stories.
1/100
What nonsense is this? Not the best episode, but for the Russian screen like an honest picture rare. And nice shot, although two feature films Germanicus does not hold. Definitely deserves a 6.5
Review of the film my Five ex-girlfriends. Amateur version. Wrote it all himself.
Year - 2009
Country - United Kingdom
Director: Julian Kemp
The Script -Alain De Botton, Julian Kemp
Producer Michael Kelk, Marion Pilowsky, David Of Villing
Operator - Dave Miller
Composer - Andy Blythe, Marten Joustra
Artist Kit Online, Noiram, Lyn
Genre - Comedy
Premiere (world) - April 23, 2009
Premiere (Russian Federation) - September 9, 2010, "Caravella DDC"
Release on DVD on September 29, 2010, "Carmen Video"
Time 87 min.
“I'm sure you all someone found himself.
You can even begin to think that you have
Love. But don't be fooled. We
everything just played out scenes that
saw it in a movie. And the only difference
that our stories with unhappy
end. When real people
taking a walk, watching the sunset, does not play
no music, not the credits. And these
people just reach the end of the beach,
to quarrel and get back in the car.
And it's distressing."
The film "Five of my girlfriends past" was filmed in 2009, directed by Julian Kemp and Naomi Harris in the lead roles. Also in the film we can see Michael Douglas, who starred in "Tron: Legacy" and participating in the filming of the movie "Twilight. Saga. Breaking dawn: Part 1" - which will be released in 2011 and the 2nd part of the film that released in 2012.
England. The film begins with the main character attempts to commit suicide in his apartment and writing a suicide note, where he explains the reasons of this act and accuses five girls – his ex. Swallowing a handful of pills, and drinking alcohol on Duncan (the name of our protagonist) falls on the floor, and meanwhile the audience is transported to an amusement Park in the imagination of Duncan, where each attraction symbolizes another relationship Duncan with one of the girls.
Duncan – the thirty years the typical loser, desperate in themselves and their relationships with the opposite sex. Every relationship of the main character – some tests. Every girl was not like the previous one, every Duncan I tried to understand. With the first four he feels discomfort and therefore, their relationship didn't work out after that six months he never met. Then he took out a familiar jam, and after a while she admitted that she was sleeping with his best friend. Then he gets depressed and comes to suicide. But as it turns out: the pills were vitamins. Depression turns into a desire for career growth. Soon, the hero coming back to himself. Time passes and he is knocking at the door the cute neighbor...
I think that the Director managed to convey the basic idea to the viewers, despite the low rating rezedentov Rotten Tomatoe – 4.9 and Internet Movie Database to 5.9. Love is a feeling that cannot be parsed. Duncan thought that all their troubles were to blame only him. But at the end of the movie he realizes that there is absolutely identical people with identical personalities. From love you cannot run away or hide behind the walls of his apartment. Love will find you anywhere and at the most unexpected moment for you.
Advantages: the film is easy to understand, non-linear plot, lots of flashbacks and scenes in the imagination of the protagonist.
Disadvantages: a bit of everything – Comedy and drama in one person, but in the end, "neither fish nor fowl," the predictability of the ending.
Watch connoisseurs of fine English humor and lovers of light comedies about love.
N9.N1Ck
Allow yourself a bit of criticism.. Why do not you admit in their reviews no word on the film itself? Only a retelling of the script and a few comments to the actions of the characters..
Budget, awards, etc.?
Not really.. the Analysis of film as such, analysis of sensations, can be the artists (if there is anything outstanding, or on the contrary), positive and negative qualities of the tape.
my review rate:
Johnny English Reborn - Reboot
Johnny Eglish crash the whole of the UK intelligence dismissed for the failure in Mozambique. He will prove that the dismissal was a mistake. Throughout the story it is a light detective Comedy with the CIA, KGB and Mi-7. And from someone else can be the secret world of the criminal gang. There is a girl that will love the agent, a traitor and a helper of the young agent. And all seasoned with British humour and its brilliant representative of the actor Rowan Atkinson, known for his role as Mr bean. Nobody expects it and respects.
The translation is very well voice actors picked up right there is no bad impression of the game ie it is felt that the actors know how to play a strange, but sweet and funny agent and his enemies and friends.
A great actor, bright. Ridiculous talent as a comedian manifested in it all the time. In the film, no vulgarity inherent in many American comedies. Easy work look, but children cannot go many jokes will they still not clear.
8\10
Transformers 3
The film is overall shit. The plot is shit, the dialogue is shit, LaBeouf a piece of shit.
Conclusion: shit on shit and shit and chases.
1говно/10
Horrible Bosses
If Farrell and spacey in the main role would be not shit, but it is better not to remove.
The plot: the idea of norms, implementation is shit.
The dialogue is glamorous.
The three main cock too clowns, and could draw on black Comedy.
Conclusion: for cattle
2быдла/10
No tantrums! (Hysteria)
Release date in Russia (or the World): 15.09.2011
Release date on DVD: 07.12.2011
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Duration: 01:40:26
Director: Tanya Wexler
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Spoiler
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Victorian England, 1880...
The authors of the film is still very reasonable look at the hormonal, hysteriaand other jenskie the caprices.
Who would not know about them,not the Director - the woman who can serve in the best possible way what is hard to say without...
The film is undoubtedly sodeur in terms of the original submission given topic,education with a share of good humor and piquant history,including during the screening role at the end of the film.
It bingo! +10 ( It is better to watch together with HER...)
(with her,this does not mean viewing prasadavum in the cosy hotel for a couple with a classmate)))
Jones sirvoi, that is...
Additional informationindiana England, 1880. Graduate medical school, Mortimer Granville gets a job in the Cabinet of Dr. Dalrymple, who is famous all over the London a unique treatment for "hysteria" — female arousal...
Tanya Wexler: "When I learned the story of the invention of the vibrator in the nineteenth century, I decided that even if it is the only film in my life - I just have to bring it to the screen. We are faced with the problem of realization of this idea: the story about a vibrator is good, but it will last for a maximum 15-minute short film. While it was important for us to make a fun movie for the widest audience. In itself this story so much fun: who would have thought that the vibrator has long been solely the medication that was prescribed by prescription, and it was invented in the Puritan and prudish England... with the writers, we have come up with easy and funny love story, in the best traditions of English romantic comedies and episodes of Monty Python. In our little hooligan movie vibrator helps two lovers to finally find each other. No vulgarity - only a very pure and heartfelt relations between the characters Hugh Dancy and Maggie Gyllenhaal in the background of proven historical facts."
The film is really based on historical fact - in 1882 by British physician Joseph Mortimer Granville (Joseph Mortimer Granville) invents the first Electromechanical vibrator for use as a medical instrument. Although in 1869 the American RACCORDI Taylor (George Taylor) used a similar massaging and vibrating machine, but on steam power.
Rupert Everett likes to do historical paintings, because he was born in an aristocratic family: his father was a major in the British army, and his mother comes from a line of baronets, Vivian from Trelowarren.
Starring Hugh Dancy was born in the family of the famous British philosopher and scientist Jonathan Dancy. This year, with the actor coming out with two interesting patterns: "My idiot brother" and "Martha, Marcy, may, Marlene".
In parallel with shootings in "No tantrums!" Maggie Gyllenhaal starred in the film "Ice" drama tape, based on real events.
In 2011, the rentals released five films with the participation of a young and promising actress felicity Jones.
For Jonathan Pryce in the role of Dr. Dalrymple was the first after a two year break.
"Star trek: Infinity" — a mixture of Comedy, drama, absurdity and action
Thirteenth space Opera with a budget of one hundred eighty-five million dollars. Came not just because the last film of the franchise paid for itself twice. Rich in kinografika universe again pleases its fans. I was not familiar with the Startrek universe and after watching "star trek: Infinity" I think that sorry about that.
The story takes place two years after the beginning of the five year mission. Staying on the space station, in a new Federation system, captain James T. kirk decides to take a break from flying. His plans violate an alien, which talks about his team that crashed in the nearest nebula and the starship enterprise is sent to help.
The story takes a tense start to the conclusion of peace between the warring races and sharply goes in a humorous way. This pace the film will maintain to the end. Star trek: Infinity is a mixture of Comedy, drama, absurdity and action. A large number of characters, or custom combination allows you to change the style of the narrative. However, if you want from a movie of something one better miss this mix that takes it as its contrast.
Visually the film is perceived well, despite the fact that the space moved, and all the scenery going again. A couple of times seemed like a bad chromakey however, it seems the creators also noticed, and hide it deep in a couple of seconds of screen time. Separately want to say about the camera work. This is, perhaps, the only thing you can accuse the film. The angle or moving camera often just too bent that disoriented, and simply prevents the perception.
The cast is carried over from the past film almost completely, except for brand new characters on the Enterprise all the same person. The actors play wonderful playing the role of space explorers. The same can be said about the voice actors in the Russian localization.
About sound to say almost nothing it is, but it is secondary and does not affect the viewer.
In conclusion, I would say the film was fascinating and contrasting. A great visual component and a good cast will leave a pleasant feeling almost any audience. If you love to watch a tough choice already established characters, this is your choice. In the center of the film is a noble idea and finding myself. However, if you want from a movie of something one better skip it, because this mixture, which it takes as its contrast. Even not being a fan of the universe of star trek I got an enjoyable pastime and I hope you will do the same.
Thank the cinema "Grand cinema" (Kazan) for the invitation to preprimary screening of the film "star trek: infinity"
Nikita Nikolaev
Alive.
Well, dash is a parody on someone else's review with a large number of letters hardly out, so I will Express my opinion on a few Gasparovich moments.
Achtung. Spoilers.
Negro is a disabled astronaut.
Actually these do not take into astronauts.
There even with flat feet do not take, and here. Although, the Avatar took in a disabled space Marines, and then all the ISS fly. Pfft.
Not watched Evolution
When they try to revive the alien that upomyanut movie Rescue. Although it would be better watched Evolution. There is something for sure tell that the creatures are resistant to fire should be wet with shampoo :)
Yu Okay?
Ask this question to the man who broke his arm and leg alien creature, it's quite reasonable. Yes.
The lack of escape pods
It's like the trick of kosmosa. If the ship works as a team, then how much should be capsules. Right just 2. So when the ship gets an alien creature and begins to eat it all just take it and dump it. You need to wait until will be only 2E. Because the survival of the rest of the team is not provided.
Alien-magician.
Well, the most facepalmy moment is the ending. When the last of the survivors zapiraetsya with a Stranger in a capsule type and sent him into outer space, and a woman sends to Earth in another capsule that someone else is looking for the man. And here they are with a Stranger already flying to the Ground and a woman is swept out into space. It's like huh?
So in the end the bold hint on the second film with the Alien on Earth.
But despite all these and many other achievements I would like it to look if he vrug'll ever get.
Movie: Retribution
Director: Kashkan Ivan
Good day, though not a lover of short films, but I want to mention the film directed by Kashkan Ivan Retaliation. The film is well shot, especially like the original story and music in the film. There are a number of flaws in my opinion, but all kompensiruet speed of plot development and the ending of the film which is shocking, after the film two days, all glued and analyzed! Especially, I was surprised that the film was shot in Belarus. I have never seen a decent film from Belarus. I think this is a big step for this small country) and will soon catch up with us)
Well, share your experiences. Yesterday I went with my daughter on this creation, waiting for the film which is in the spirit of Life of PI (this with a guy and a tiger in the boat), but in other decorations, but in the end it turned out that I was wrong.
Small spoilers at the beginning of the film:
In the story the son of a tribal chief, while hunting was wounded by a bison or something and thrown off a cliff, his father and his party members decided that he was dead and gone. But the boy survived, though, and broke his leg. In my travels, and the struggle for life, he stumbles upon a pack of wolves, fleeing hurt one of them, and later begins to nurse him. The wolf boy find common ground and together are fighting for their lives in this harsh primitive world, and incidentally they are still trying to get back to the tribe of the boy.
Next pure experience of the film:
Daughter was delighted, the movie is not particularly violent and very large emphasis on wolf + pretty colorful scenes sometimes come across. I note that went to 3D and did not disappoint, although I usually try to go for 2D, because they do not like the nanotechnology, but the sessions were only with this Shaitan crafts and I'm not sorry, really a lot of impressive special effects and literally every couple of minutes something on you flying or water splashes or a starry sky is falling, overall went. According to the film - at once, if you like this genre and attracted the plot of the work, then you can safely go, will be satisfied, but others can pass by, nothing to lose if later we'll see you know where :)
The Series Is Continuum, 2012-2015.
Why write a review on this show? After all, he had many shortcomings (described below). However, the same sunk into the soul. Recently I could not resist - and revised. And the amazing thing: deficiencies have not diminished, but they do not determine the quality of the film and the overall experience.
However, let's get to it. And just agree that the question what is this movie About? leave finally.
The stated genre is science fiction. However, the science, the authors treated very carelessly, like A. Dumas-art to the story (History is the nail on which I hang my hat). The plot revolves around time travel, Yes not simple, but mixed with chronoclast. Characters have the ability to kill the parents of his enemies, not bothered by the fact that while their own fate completely changed. And of course once in the past, they at full speed changing the future. As a result of a new future and then arrive disgruntled citizens with guns and find out the relationship. Some freelancers pretty napakostit the main character, but convincing her to cooperate, suddenly disappear from the story - a sort of new version of the piano disappeared in the bushes. On the other hand, their dirty tricks, too, disappear, but GG from this little joy.
In addition to that's such a strange story, it is unpleasant that he at some point ceases to hate the terrorists and flirts with them. Given that their track record crimes worse than September 11 is pretty cringe (for me, the only thing you can agree with these gentlemen - where better to bury).
Pile up, I will note that some elementary podsyuzhetov predictable.
And for all that, looks easy and fun, as they say - in one breath. Blame that is mostly the actors, especially Rachel Nichols, who performed the main role. Very beautiful and erotic woman with a very expressive face, is a skilled gesture, the master of both dramatic and action Packed, compelling story despite the abundant mistakes and attracting the eye. it is the main culprit that it is desirable to review the film.
Above I kicked the story, and it may seem that he merits no brainer. But it's not. The main advantage of the plot - the idea that the future can be changed, if we act wisely. And a happy ending is worthy of crowning this kind of film, full of flaws, but very beautiful and noble in its idea.
The final prosperous, but not quite. Kira has made the salvation of the future, but... in the future, the other lives Kira, not knowing of the dominance of corporations and the terror of the thugs. But what about the main character - it is useless? More as needed, and be next to her former colleagues - the older, but loyal and wise a daunting experience. Kira will have to re-build his life, but she's not alone.
So the film is stupid... but smart. And Kiera-Nichols just above all praise.