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DancingLenin 23.09.19 10:41 am

The game is \"bad desire\"

The first writes the desire, second it performs, but the spoils, and then writes their wish.
For example: 1st) I want a new car.
2nd) You got a car... a toy.
2nd) I want...
So there you go.
I want to learn to fly
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nikc231 23.09.19

DancingLenin
Jump out the window, as they say, 5 minutes of normal flight.

I want a new computer

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

nikc231
Take that, but he new by the standards of 2007

Want to be able to talk with cats

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ssd213 23.09.19

nikc231
You learned to speak with cats, they don't like what you said, they tore your throat, and you died.

I want to be different.

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nikc231 23.09.19

ssd213
Listen Buzova or face, then your life will not be the same.(Better not)

Want to overcome laziness.

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Unforg1venII 23.09.19

nikc231
Congratulations, you won this battle... but, she took revenge and once again has a championship belt.

Want to comprehend the deep meaning of life.

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Unforg1venII
Comprehend, but you got arrested for drugs

Do you want to control from around the world

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MesyacMay 23.09.19

DancingLenin
Take it; tap on button will get the result quite predictable and completely alone.

Want Barsik recovered

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ssd213 23.09.19

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Snow leopard was better, but then a meteor fell on your house, and you flattened along with the Whiskers.

I want to be good!!

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nikc231 23.09.19

ssd213
You decided to give a little girl what she ordered for the New year, in a sign of kindness, but it turned out she asked a frag... actually ground down the entire house

Want to be able to stop time

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

nikc231
Know how, but every stop is punishable by the full depletion of your body

Want to know the secret Krabby Patty formula

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nikc231 23.09.19

DancingLenin
You know him, but you covered complete paralysis, you can't talk, can't cook.

Want to understand women

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Unforg1venII 23.09.19

nikc231
You understand them. But now you're really scared... so that's what they meant all these thousands of years?! o_o

I just wish the summer would never end...

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

Unforg1venII
in hell you have prepared the hottest place you have never freeze

want the cock 25 inches...

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Done, you have it in the ass

I want to eat and not get fat

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

DancingLenin wrote:
Done, you have it in the ass
thank you

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ssd213 23.09.19

DancingLenin
In your stomach and formed a black hole, where you couldn't get enough, the black hole grew and engulfed the entire planet.

I want the snow turned into money.

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

ssd213
Executed. Money is worthless, now the currency is the snow

I want my body to cope with any infection in a second

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

DancingLenin
executed. you turned into a Komodo dragon

want to be a Swedish citizen

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Unforg1venII 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
You became him. And two days after that, Sweden became part of the Russian Federation.

Want this week to distribute the debt.

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

You gave the old debts, but it took a new...

I want that my computer was pulling all the games on ultra always