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DancingLenin 23.09.19 10:41 am

The game is \"bad desire\"

The first writes the desire, second it performs, but the spoils, and then writes their wish.
For example: 1st) I want a new car.
2nd) You got a car... a toy.
2nd) I want...
So there you go.
I want to learn to fly
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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Pull, but you lost interest to play these games

Want to be the most respected man

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ssd213 23.09.19

DancingLenin
You are the most respected among ants.

Want everyone forgot about me.

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

ssd213
Forgot. For a few minutes. Then again that you needed...

Want to have a magic wand

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

DancingLenin
you got it, but again his ass
Spoiler

want a high-paying job

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Performed, the office is on Mars, where you every day at 6 in the morning, then by evening you'll have to bring the original reports in printed form back to Earth

Want to learn a foreign language, I spent more than a week

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

done, you have studied almost all the languages of the world, but became deaf quadriplegic
Spoilerish? don't think it's a game

want having sex with women cum 2 hours..

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Done, 2 hours and not cum... and 3... and 4... at all...

Want to be always happy

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MesyacMay 23.09.19

DancingLenin
it will have to be a complete idiot and lose all the memory :)

I want ice cream and cake

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

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executed, they are in front of you, but if you eat one bite you will be blown to 50 pounds

I want that house was the horizontal bar for pull-UPS and press

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MesyacMay 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
done, but you until he did not jump, and under you forever break down stools, chairs, ladders.
not the bar - and dream)))

I want to finish the Deponia with all achivki

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ssd213 23.09.19

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Ready. You were so fucked up in a bundle, when did you last taken to a psychiatric hospital.

Want to be Dedpula

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

ssd213
you become them, and now you live in the same apartment with Napoleon, Stalin and Hitler

want always been 32

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MesyacMay 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
okay, but you will never be 45 and you will not be able to understand and accept all the sentimentality and sadness of life, and will never understand how women do not to cum for two hours and more.. 45 for you!)))

Want skis

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Mister Chuvak 23.09.19

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You got skiing, but they can only ride on asphalt.

I want all my wishes fulfilled. ;-)

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

Mr. Dude
or you accidentally drunk made his death

want to go to Transcarpathia

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Go. It turned out that the entire population of representatives of nontraditional sexual orientation, who you liked

Want to have their own perpetual energy source

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

DancingLenin
you got it but when it is all governments and corporations have to hunt for you to get this energy source


want a shorter nose

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DancingLenin 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
Received, but why would you? You can put it in your pocket as a talisman (and your nose remains the same)

I want to be able to shoot lasers from his eyes

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Posledovatel Perelmana 23.09.19

DancingLenin
you know, but now everywhere you look, all burning with the laser


want stupid 1000 000 USD new bills

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ssd213 23.09.19

Follower Perelman
The suitcase with the loot fell on your head, neck broken.

want me to be okay