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Begemot 21.02.20 02:09 pm

)]|Poems|[( (The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind)

I have chills from my natashki
A couple of genericc because of Veronica
Broken teeth from a friend Luba
Ripped nerves from neighbor's Faith
A tumor in the stomach because of a**and Lucky
The lesions of cirrhosis due to aunt Rose
Holes in the myocardium from the evil Katie
Hair all crept not forget Lisa
Body Allergy after cute Leah
Series of arthritis from bitches, Rita
Eggs problems from profury Emma
And hiccup wildly from funny Faces
Ten strains from the movements of Eugene
On the groin blisters from athletes Oli
Bruises on the penis - well, thank you Lena
Crazy, I became even after a meeting with Dasha
Shnobel my failure is due to Vali
Ear ache after a skirmish with Ksenia
But actually pain is due to Leli
After the coma, the young Toms
Back sore afterward of a serial killer
Lower back hernia from bbw redhead
Bouts of diarrhea from one Kurnool
And still Tingling from my natashki
These are, brothers, in life freaks
Maybe to die, maybe in pid***s...
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Dairel 21.02.20

this could be in the Joke... post that you yourself wrote?

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Begemot 21.02.20

I was thinking about the Joke, but even so it's a funny poems a friend sent me! My poems to a lot of vulgar and purely for the inner circle!

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Dairel 21.02.20

then I had to put in a Joke) that if it was yours) just do not here of vulgarity to spread, just ask...
by the way, you said no more on the subject can't write =))

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Begemot 21.02.20

As You are predictable, Yes, I wrote it like that, but now I have answered on the subject! Ha!

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Dairel 21.02.20

you're too predictable)) so I know that you cannot write about Morrissey, as he said)

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Begemot 21.02.20

So all nafig((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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Mihas_ 21.02.20

Mitin!!! What happened friend?

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Begemot 21.02.20

I disheveled maple,
I water in the spring
I'm not a dream come true,
I'm a Mimosa in hand.

I leaves twirl,
Brook will saguru,
In the summer rain turn
Rain from heaven will descend,

I am the wind, sun and mountains
I am water, I am waves of the sea,
With the sky I dream to merge soon
Well, what "You" me You are my mountain.....

This is My poetry. It was written when I was in love.

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Dairel 21.02.20

beautiful =)

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alllexxx 21.02.20

And it is possible in such a subject his creations to publish. Guess from three times - is there a and I that one of my poems to add?

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Playshner 21.02.20

Andrey Mitin,
DO NOT CAST PEARLS BEFORE SWINE, BUT DO NOT TRAMPLE THEM UNDER YOUR FEET...

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Mihas_ 21.02.20

Metnin....Somewhere I had heard these verses.

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Mihas_ 21.02.20

Tell me where rolled up,beetle.

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-Wyveren- 21.02.20

Hello , good day to all ,
Mitin and all stichomancy open your own branch!
( although I think someone already tried ( but should try ))....

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Mihas_ 21.02.20

Mitin and all stichomancy sure sounds nice,but I also plagiarist Mitina,there is more of stichopathes not see...

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alllexxx 21.02.20

Well, statistische, I if I portiani not eldery and current tactfully hinted at such a possibility, it really is me and no one sees????....

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alllexxx 21.02.20

As in the cartoon about the wolf and the dog: I sing, we sing, we sing....

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TrueMan 21.02.20

Verse...
About love...
He wrote...

I burn with excitement,
Day to say I love you
In the evenings, Dating expect
And at night, sleeping peacefully.

Here...

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alllexxx 21.02.20

Well, Cho? This is to share emotion? Shared... Or waiting for reviews and impressions? So you say power immediately, you openly and honestly or praise?

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Mihas_ 21.02.20

Bad verse....If the day you say you love,then in the afternoon of the same date,and if we talk on the phone,then a bluff to wait for the day when you can call in the morning and not steamed? And the most important point....What's the point to assign a date for the evening,if the night do you sleep? Or maybe you're on the sixth floor looks?