Unreal\'ing the work (Unreal Tournament 2004)
1. So, at the suggestion 4funner'a and in coordination with Carnegine create a theme - Unreal creativity.2. Here we post of different creativity related to UT2004 - pictures, screenshots, poems, prose, etc.
3. The goal - to collect all in one place, to separate, so to speak, the wheat from the chaff, to simplify search, to leave something to posterity and to lift your mood.
4. We post here as a new creative and kopipastom old - which is somewhere in the fetid bowels our forum and our computers.
5. Discuss, flood, etc. - in specially created for this theme - the Discussion of Unreal'tion of creativity.
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To start, lay out the creation of our after-Pushkin - uncle Rider'a:
08.10.2008 01:17 Unreal Tournament 2004 > Asalary, do not turn into pigs!
MIT is the mind, honor and conscience AS PG :) a Little crazy about...
The epic of the Glorious knight of the Mitic and Snake Samerica // read in a singsong voice, with a characteristic whine //
As on the website on Playground,
On Ascolta Yes on the server
Appeared skunk zapaceste,
Two sevens by nickname.
Was it arrogance nemeryannom
Vile and Borz in the extreme,
And possessed by the power of black,
What is called Caterina.
The power that came from the undead,
Lives from an early age
Out on the Moors Cesarskih,
Where aquilera not DIN.
And attacked Assault-server
Illness-death neminuchaya,
Only spawn you step to the side,
Two sevens beats - not a fan.
And not to hide and not to hide
And don't kick the bastard vile,
Only blow nasty
Two of them immediately appears.
The decayed Assault playable,
All the specs have pasupatas,
In the fields for no runs,
All messagi write evil.
But paclical Nice Mitic our
Assalto force military,
Citeren not podgoreanu,
And also adequate.
Oh you Goy art thou, tale igrica!
If you want a fair battle you
Get swords kikuya,
And machi jerk of Samerica!
Don't let the bullshit rozdyhu:
Current bitch will zakonektitsya -
Friendly kick him in the liver
And all his reincarnations!
Chaps all podaralla,
A thick eyebrow was panagaria,
And said: the Seed of zmeyskaya
Right now we server pobyvaem!
Kiki flashed sharp
Whistle bans accurate,
And tore the tries of Samerica,
As there was nasty!
And everything was again top-notch,
Tanks ezdyut, jeep rides,
And the fellowship of the sphere sokou
Enjoy an honest battle.
And tired of the terrible battle,
All chat are tired
And sing the epic collapsible,
About the hero, but about the Mitic!
:)))
Lyric Pro AS-Champ
***
That was the end of the tournament
Down and out fight.
I go to the kitchen, crawled
Hardly a living.
Give, give me a cigar -
The trembling in his hands.
"Honey, a Cup of tea are you drinking?
"Well, thee nah....
I ask forgiveness,
Give me an hour.
Ah, beer me, beer -
At least a SIP!
"You forgive me kisna...
"God with you.
...That ended the tournament.
Fight tomorrow.
Seventy seven
Prologue
Lives in the capital of our crowded,
Completely gone people
His game in anril foul,
Famous among his colleagues.
But the glory of the one element is violent,
Broke the image of John DOE
Kika and tedious procedure
Threatens him the rest of the years
So what's the cause of this strange
his game? It's nonsense!
Love this lamosano,
where no explanation?
It is not in the same glass test tube,
He was born into this world?
Or the game is worthless
he studied not on the Ground?
Brain maimed by nature
Where the guy lived,
Bad hereditary breed
He marked all his life.
Accumulated anger at a life
Problems increasing the damage
Nourishing complex of waste
and life painting in color
darker than night hopeless,
Mobiles ash. there is no comparison!
Fate the cursed okonnoe
is obliged only to himself.
The names yet. Who wants to can continue.
continued:
The fate of the villain was a joke,
On 77gg cast a spell,
Now he lamagama here and there,
Play interferes with all the guys.
Shall he now his life
Lamogine to kill a thousand people,
Such is the strange man
PG on the server playing with us.
Day and night he is on the server shoots
And every manner of uproar already knows
And it all frayed nerves day after day,
And kick everyone it is not laziness.
But he's assertive and maybe even proud
He was not afraid of people swearing, (Dadlid)
He's back on the server go down,
While people are mad there's not going to!!
To interfere with he loves not cosla,
And even study sometimes wants,
But only willpower is not enough
His curse force again ago pull!
And he runs to the forum to complain about us!!!
Well, why do not like him there
And no, he could tell not,
That ordains evil force!!
Prioleau
Part one: Different
Evening crept up quietly,
Faded the sun, the world blind,
Only this is invariably,
Four billion years.
When you have finished your day,nepremenno,
Yariv boring life running,
Plays people selflessly,
saying cases evening-no!
Five years have passed since instantly
When Anril saw the light
Now I play daily
It under a hundred people.
Picture of the first years decent
But you know what - no!
Can't be all too great,
Seven seven ruined our portrait.
He rushed into the game suddenly
As an evil demon, the harbinger of woes,
No one understood probably
What started lamogine century.
Yes we all thought I guess
The person is simply nonsense,
What lamagna,constantly,
Will not be using in the future.
Incidentally, I'm talking about poetry!!! Rider!! Credit! Especially like the passage:
Miss you, brother! In my soul the storm
Heart heavy, the crane will not lift,
Come on AS, will look into your eyes
And gently cross hover between them...
SIMPLE CREDIT!))) And here's my favorite))
If I were a magician is cool,
I would make our world beautiful -
I used friends expensive names
Our life suffered forever!
I would in front of a large shop
Called, of course, Feen,
A beer on the street on the right
Called, of course, Poison.
The stall that center stands,
Would carry the sign of the proud MIT,
Well, the bus - Icarus and so,
Oh, what I, my friends, weirdo!
...And would have dibs goat
I used it called azaza,
And the neighbor's kid is great
The nickname would be Psychedelic.
Now that would be the sheep -
Urgent Durkee drag me!
I am now in school essays going to write my favorite writer - Rider!! x)
Norfolk, well, you're sakaropel me :) thank you, of course.
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Hello tribe young, unfamiliar,
Straight begude and from the tank samase,
You aquilera world found required,
Though giving it to you atty (for example - Otherwise).
But for folders you, please don't obijaitesi,
They are not out of malice, but simply by the rules.
You learn, know yourself, and razvlekaetsya -
Joker, North and other zvezdobratiya :)
Rider is sooo true test writes!
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If I were a magician is cool,
I would make our world beautiful -
I used friends expensive names
Our life suffered forever!
I would in front of a large shop
Called, of course, Feen,
A beer on the street on the right
Called, of course, Poison....
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And here it is:
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When the reticle jumps each,
When I try to shoot,
Strong still will shake hands
When I'm with him in real life encounter.
We will go for beer
To use for the meeting talk,
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About 77.
Once I with Flaco runs to the bridge
(Remember to object I was carrying),
There I SEMA with Snipe waiting
A shot rang out – but I didn't fall.
Dognose splash and quickly dispatched
Our long Syomka on bun looked
Smiley libnotes only he had
Mosh ripped and here's the moral:
Can't shoot on the mouse do not blame.
Once he missed and immediately shedding!!!
Little Semyon with snipey played
Many times he was shot
Sweaty hands were shaking SEMA
Honestly spent in bumper bullets
Quickly sped the machine enemies
This scrape no one is willing
And istcho ))
Dudley on the attack Glacier
Player on the other side waiting for him
Aiming crooked and slanted it in the head
By Le'tit damn it's bad
Dudley came down from the bridge supports
Minik spin was bezkontsa
To combo our Player was not ready
Well so after all the shock, it is there for nubo'in
Once at the Falen light all played
There donnastella player strange birth
Was worth the opportunity to get Flaco
As the enemy began to die
What kind of noob with mount pulls FLAC
Well this is Simon he not Mosh vari't
Finished the 1st part. Put all together
cycle Orilskyi Myths
Myth 1
Prologue
Lives in the capital of our crowded,
Completely gone people
His game in anril foul,
Famous among his colleagues.
But the glory of the one element is violent,
Broke the image of John DOE
Kika and tedious procedure
Threatens him the rest of the years
So what's the cause of this strange
his game? It's nonsense!
Love this lamosano,
where no explanation?
It is not in the same glass test tube,
He was born into this world?
Or the game is worthless
he studied not on the Ground?
Brain maimed by nature
Where the guy lived,
Bad hereditary breed
He marked all his life.
Accumulated anger at a life
Problems increasing the damage
Nourishing complex of waste
and life painting in color
darker than night hopeless,
Mobiles ash. there is no comparison!
Fate the cursed okonnoe
is obliged only to himself.
part 1. Another
Evening crept up quietly,
Faded the sun, the world blind,
Only this is invariably,
Four billion years.
When you have finished your day,nepremenno,
Yariv boring life running,
Plays people selflessly,
saying cases evening-no!
Five years have passed since instantly
When Anril saw the light
Now I play daily
It under a hundred people.
Picture of the first years decent
But you know what - no!
Can't be all too great,
Seven seven ruined our portrait.
He rushed into the game suddenly
As an evil demon, the harbinger of woes,
No one understood probably
What started lamogine century.
Yes we all thought I guess
The person is simply nonsense,
What lamagna,constantly,
Will not be using in the future.
Here only we waited in vain,
We did not have time response,
Not kicked, according to
Thus imposing a ban.
And after all it became clear
That this man is sick
And that our advice just
His sidestep.
Developed complexes awful
Soul, poisoned by Darkness,
He States loudly:
I'm not like all of you, I'm Different!
AUTUMN LYRICS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Scratched armor
On the back,
You love me, love
In the war.
Us to attack right now, go -
Death is near,
That rocket in the forehead flies -
All the while...
At the boat landing you will come
There, lads,
And through the bones of my -
Up the grass.
Quiet Raptor will fly
Whistling turbine
You in the cage, well I
Here is one.
You don't think of me -
To anything
A lot of us in that war
Sleeping in the smoke.
Let him disappear bitch-pain
Fear will disappear,
Will soon meet with you
In the sky...
Stage 1:
1.1. so, download the image has gone, put... hmm, what license should still need to machit all on the net?
1.2. EPTA, more and mutators necessary to download, PPC. Well, now they too will download, put and stay.
1.3. Damn, where do you unzip something? So lezim again at PG and create urgently a new topic, POH my FAQ, there are mountains of stuff, until you find the right already UT2010 will be released.
1.4. Damn one inadequate some on the forum. Just can not help advice. My entire branch staff. Well, nothing, now go to their server and they will dance fatal mumbo-gumbo.
1.4. Uh, what would nick come up with...OH, MAKAKA, even afraid of me as a monkey with a grenade, not better rОВHоDаВ, Yes definitely come and all the pressure will, yes.
Stage 2:
2.1. Forging their own they then jump, and some characters even colorok around the head doing when you jump in. How is it you can still shoot when everything is upside down perevorachivaite on the monitor. kick.
2.2. Hmm, lots of coloured nicknames, cool. I can paint in dark brown, Yes, exactly, and again renamed in KaKaIIIeHOK, there is only cool ass DIN. I'm close to perfection...
2.3. Some nerve all constantly yelling at me, and the last time, just to kick start after 21:00. As if they alone want to play. That's because yelling first in Ons'e that Power is necessary to link Nod, and then bump a bald I Lincou main generator at the base. Yeah, and he had already half-life. Inadequate...
And in Ass'e generally little technology, mainly as infantry to run, well at least the gun is. I want someone crumble, without there stupid and not convenient to the snipers. this is not IGI it here.
2.4. Damn, I know how to kick, all sakiau. The worst nicknames written on a piece of paper...
Stage 3:
3.1. Need to create a clan. Time in two weeks, I still was not invited to the clan, so I will create your. Exactly. Gain someone, perhaps Yes there are adequate players. Then we have the whole clan go and make these nerds. And if we lose then get the hell out of one or if kinem the nerd in their team. Let him know that cheaters have no place here.
3.2. So, I created a topic on the forum about your clan. Che all over again they started laughing, and then crap at the end of the clan name. I've always been lucky with the number 7 and 77 creating a clan I was counting on a landslide victory in the matches. I even tactics developed. You need to run to spawn enemies and machit them right there spiders
and lamolinara.
3.3. I already know when I walk in after 21:00 and not kick. Say that I bring a balance to the team fathers. Seems to me already as a father, still, already 2 months playing, EPTA.
Stage 4:
4.1. I found a way to beat them all. Hehe. Set a ay Em Bot (from ALG. I'm bot). Well, hold on!
Stage 5:
5.1. The couple can't connect to server PG-shnye. Weird. Climbed on a forum, but here is... Banned my whole city! That's a million potential Voronezh players who can pull the team in a difficult moment. Yes we are, Yes I am, Yes zakazivayte you your UT before losing momentum. FSE. tired. back in CS.
You feel better? If not, then let this photo will give power and strength to Your hands in the battle (incidentally, one thread uses the pedals from the Mo-Mo Racing in battle?):
Hello Forum!
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Lyrics
(Intro - eyes of the casual observer)
PG forum is open
I read - someone p
zdit...
Year BL to break it is impossible
What is Baba, BL?
Clans and the situation...
About voting...
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This forum is many, many years
Many he was able to help find your light
He does not tolerate left a mess in the style of good HS
Will Fuckers - sgreet fast it unclean spirit...
Here is a game with a legitimate style floor is not an option...
How many profiles banned only one Carnag...
And we now have the heart - strength breathe it,
The SFC power he will be taught - such is the law here...
Chorus
Hello, Hello, Hello forum!
I have come to you...
Hello, Hello, Hello forum!
I will come again to you...
Presents all sorts of different life under an hour for us
It was the case, I nerazdel bad admin pass.
Started vandals these buttons to press
But without the forum began with HS myself to blow...
Justice seeks the truth - the forum is alive again
Not overpowered attack in his heart the blood...
I know the forum will be eternal - vedt he lives in us,
And this song let me remind you...
...about who he is for us (or under an hour for us)
Chorus
Hello, Hello, Hello forum!
I have come to you...
Hello, Hello, Hello forum!
I will come again to you, to you...
Hello Forum! Final (Tyuyzwieonx-Pow-Pow!!1)
Christmas tree
http://forums.epicgames.com/threads/978850
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At the same time will throw their characters to 2к4.
It seems some of it I post on ng, but it is safely gone nowhere.
July
Model with my texture, skeleton and animations of the game.
About 10,000 triangles, teksturki 2048х on the body and 1024х on the head of the + Shader.
http://forums.epicgames.com/threads/615074
Alice
~5000 triangles and two textures 1024х. Without shaders, so it is quite possible to include Bratskiy for example.
http://forums.epicgames.com/threads/972905
As well as all the junk
http://fav.me/d1vz20m
http://fav.me/d1o064p
http://fav.me/d1xnm6z