How to create a modern game (essay)

How to create modern games
Meeting within the gaming company.
-The writers you wrote great stories that everybody liked, well, except for minorities, so I fire you and take that feministka.
But why is the boss?
-Well, and so most of have what we do, and menshinstva will not be screaming about their rights usilenii. And then you too much, and so many people unnecessary for writing the script for an MMO.
-Went on. Programmers I, too, dismiss and take 12 th Indians.
-But boss, what about optimization, tests and graphics, new engines?
-And why. To sculpt the requirements of high end iron and all. Let this rogue is also forked. And then ponakupali different iron and then we adjust. Out of the consoles as well. Lyapi under one config and all.
-And the tests?
-What tests. Will be silent so all the rules, but subportal kinim them a couple of patches the size of a game.
-And the engines?
-And old works well. And do not care that he from the last century, the plaster will stick more and will be like new.
-Well, protection from pirates?
-What protection. We Denovo buy and game will not 2300 and 5300 cost.
-So on. Voice you're fired too. And no but. Let the caption read, and that with these games the young people have really lost the interest in reading.
-So, the band also fired. In place of the orchestra in the games would be ethnicity, dub step and pop.
-Okay, meeting's over. All free. (Had a great optimization of costs, just enough for a new yacht).