Psychiatrist v2
Psychiatrist v.1 http://forums.playground.ru/talk/humor/779244/Rules: the user writes his comment, this can be a real problem, or just a joke, next the user responds to the comments of the previous user and myself then write your comment.
Well, here we go: Doc, why do you need sunglasses in the winter?
You, my dear, you thought.
Doc, recently, in our clinic, frequent disappearance of the nurses what's going on?
We always have everything sterile!
Doc, I just can't decide what to show the guilty sick in the sentence: the House 2 or MLP?
Amalphi, adnaznachna! 
Doc, one of my friends very much suffers from excessive anonymity. What to do with it?
To cut, you know that.
Doc why the author came up with this garbage, to respond the question with a question?
Because there are patients to our hospital, there is no case, but they still enter it, so once again become subjects in our secret experiments on the human body with unknown consequences. 
Doc, what you guys don't do repairs to my house?! Already plaster falls from the ceiling! And new the hospital called...
Nurse, the patient is again talking with the mattress. Two dice haloperidol!
Doc, why hard drugs are called hard, because they are so easy.
Galaxy
Because light relieved.
Doc, I have someone stole a mattress, you don't know where he is?
It was stolen by Voldemort.
Doc, I found a gun under the pillow. How it got there?
I told you not stands in the yard of the clinic to put the statue of Apollo, the head doctor, work out, facade-a facade. Ehhh, alone this patient, while fighting to it is not helpful.
Doc, why at night from the morgue, can hear strange voices speaking in an incomprehensible language?
Actually almost the same as the sperm, is produced not only by the frictions, and directly through the anus with a syringe under local anesthesia.
Doc, the trouble of Mongolian intellectuals?
You have a deep amnesia, and it's not the wires, Oh the heads of the DOCTOR we have a problem he already suspects.
Uh Doc what is this