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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20 01:27 pm

Phrase in Assassin\'s Creed II (Assassin's Creed 2)

I propose to collect phrases and/or dialogs of the game, which you more or less liked (the good, AC2 rich in them). That's what I remember (approximately):

Ezio: ... besides, I have no money!
Brother Ezio: spent All the money on wine and women?
Ezio: Not lowered, and spent to good use!

Father Ezio: Your behavior is unacceptable! You... you... you like me at your age!

Leonardo: ... But will have to cut off you ring finger!
Ezio: Okay, let's just quickly...
Leonardo, put a knife in the table: Design of the blade was improved, so that more such victims are required!

Ezio: This is Leonardo da Vinci. He invented this... this... piece of shit!
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Old-gm 19.05.20

Ezio at the window of some ladies : “Can I come in”
Señorita: "Father of the house, if only for a minute"
Ezio: "And that's all I need"
Further – pairing.

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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20

Grandpa gamer, there is still more something like (seniority name was Christine):

... Ezio And that's all I need.
Cristina: Well, that's clear!
Ezio: that's not what I meant at all.

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sas468 19.05.20

remember in the last tomb there the Templars were (1 thug ,1 slick) and Ezio landed in a haystack , the Templar noticed , he began to speak
Tamp.1:there's something There ,you have poverity !
Tamp.2:yeah a couple of hungry rats
1 went down ,popped up the mouse ..then went to the dialects of the coward, and then began
Tamp.1:Need to look closely ,one wrong turn and you're dead
Tamp.2:yeah you shahrizan of rats
XD look funny honestly....just wait until they get to it..really funny

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Demonakor 19.05.20

Hilarious this. I was carbon monoxide poisoning.

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KhaTTar 19.05.20

Where is this cell!?? I want to hear it in person!!!!!

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Demonakor 19.05.20

It's in one of the missions in Venice. It is necessary to save Bartolomeo D'Alviano.
Here it is, the way fights with a broom -

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Haiiro Ookami 19.05.20

It was very cool in audio, where they make fun of the actors voicing the first part of the game.
You can't kill me! Suck it! (instead of: You can't kill me! Assassin!)
Guards, this man is...the cock!
Who didn't listen, listen

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Demonakor 19.05.20

But there's a lot of jokes in the game.

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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20

Andrew10122000, it's something about the second part. By the way, I hope that they will do something like this for her :)

Demonakor, yeah, this guy is very eccentric :) As it is your sword called? ;)

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Crafty Cucumber 19.05.20

Bianca he called it. There was another funny moment:
The doctor in the beginning of the game
Brother Ezio said, Help him please, a pretty face is all he has.

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Hemit 19.05.20

Andrew10122000, remember the time were:
Mualem:They're waiting for you, they will look for the man in the white hood ...And you wear the green))
To see developed is heard in the second part can suit painting))

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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20

Shepard vas Normandy, for sure. Hard time was:

Bartolomeo: They did nothing with Bianca? Bianca! Bianca! - pulls out a sword. - Bianca, are you all right!

Well, something like that :)

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XBOX360User aka Advokat P 19.05.20

Me dialogue Ezio and Theodora was pleased.
Theodore: In my Church men harden character and spirit.
Ezio: Hmm. And not only that.

About something like this..

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Ezio Auditore da Firenze 19.05.20

hilarious when Ezio was talking about the flying machine da Vinci:
WHO IS THIS??????7-I asked the thief(blah I forgot his name)
Ezio: This is Leonardo da Vinci. He invented this... this... piece of shit!

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Ezio Auditore da Firenze 19.05.20

Demonakor
yeah dude I remember that)))))))))))))))))paaaaaaaaarty

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XBOX360User aka Advokat P 19.05.20

That thief's name was Antonio

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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20

Ezio Auditore da Firenze, this is copy and paste, but Oh well.

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Demonakor 19.05.20

Another thought, as someone who offers to leave the dwarfs.

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Crafty Cucumber 19.05.20

By the beard of St. Anne, this guy has iron balls!!! - on the street passerby commenting on Ezio

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Nist2902 19.05.20

when I had a 25% attention to me the guard came to me and said: You will cut your balls off and you die, what do you think?