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Sgt.Riggs 19.05.20 01:27 pm

Phrase in Assassin\'s Creed II (Assassin's Creed 2)

I propose to collect phrases and/or dialogs of the game, which you more or less liked (the good, AC2 rich in them). That's what I remember (approximately):

Ezio: ... besides, I have no money!
Brother Ezio: spent All the money on wine and women?
Ezio: Not lowered, and spent to good use!

Father Ezio: Your behavior is unacceptable! You... you... you like me at your age!

Leonardo: ... But will have to cut off you ring finger!
Ezio: Okay, let's just quickly...
Leonardo, put a knife in the table: Design of the blade was improved, so that more such victims are required!

Ezio: This is Leonardo da Vinci. He invented this... this... piece of shit!
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Rassol 19.05.20

The *7%@!)$ the phrase is: get off this roof now!..pause..get off the dick!..pause...the clang of blades....silence....)

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OrrInbI4 19.05.20

Personally, in my game there's a funny phrase,but rare.I padharo back to the Archer and suddenly : Virus database updated! HD Still it was funny to hear when the guard swore :
-blah blah blah(can't remember what he said there),
-Virus database updated
- now we will not stop))

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wanted wanted wanted 19.05.20

never slial !!
and so funny !!

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aswdsdfgdsfg 19.05.20

He's on the computer, an analysis tool has been updated. And you thought it was the guard said?

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nik tomson 19.05.20

Desmond:how do you think Lucy?
Lucy:Desmond, shut the fuck

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V....Teme. 19.05.20

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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V....Teme. 19.05.20



Though not the subject of AC1
But I chyut under the table climbed up!!!

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TEMPp 19.05.20

Already 6 days playing, and poslouchej from the guards I have not heard( have preluata!
And favorite phrase
(you.you, you sound like me at your age) UTB said the father etsio when I was looking for in life

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JerelyMarleCrash 19.05.20

Nothing is true,everything is permitted-the code of Atcasino(C)

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KhaTTar 19.05.20

Yes I am your egg will hit, they have eyes come out- Caterina Sforza

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wanted wanted wanted 19.05.20



Though not the subject of AC1
But I chyut under the table climbed up!!!
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SPS !!

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Lasarev 19.05.20

The phrase assassins
nothing is true, everything is permitted..

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Lasarev 19.05.20

or again:
The brothers Orsi: you have 1 hour or we pinch your children's throats!
Katerina: (lifting skirt) Well, let me have something new to do!

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S.E.A.G.E.R. 19.05.20

I was confronted by a guard(began to push and I got out) well, climbed up to the balcony and listen to he said More minute and he would obosalas!

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Gospodin POLARIS 19.05.20

Swearing Catherine under the wall Forli!!! Another phrase of the guard, sounds tipo In this city, only the guards above the law! On another thought - Grateful rose to address Antonio, after he pulled out of her feet the arrow!

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Koto_fey 19.05.20

in the battle one guard said to me: You can't kill me: maybe I'm your father!. :)

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_PG.ClarkEL_ 19.05.20

Approach the guard to take a page of code:
With: You see I have a spear, but if you don't move you stupid little shit I'll shove it in the ass

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Legat Marks 19.05.20

Rip

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Don_alex 19.05.20

Nothing is true everything is permitted.Love it even in the first part of Altair talking)))

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S.E.A.G.E.R. 19.05.20

And here's another citizen was squeezed out, when I fought with the guard:
- My Grandmother alone dispersed to your gang.