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NiteLite 15.07.20 10:51 pm

Quotes from the game (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

Shoot first, or your ass will be riddled
There is no napadova, there's only victims
And you can give the same quotes from the games?
NOTE: This should be quotes from the series of GTA or clones of the GTA series

All I have is my word and my balls" - Tony Montana. 1981.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - Vito Corleone. 1945.
In this city ruled by a cocaine baby, cocaine - Victor Vance. 1984.
Don't shit in someone else's neighborhood, and will not your house is crap - the big smoke. 1992.
I have been working at that damn factory for 20 years of my life, and all that I now have is the crutches and torn the eye? - Tramp from the club.2005 (True Crime N
YC)
You bastards! If you F*CKING with me, You F*CKING WITH the BEST!!! - Tony Montana. 1982.
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Grand Theft Aero 15.07.20

My favorite in the Russian voice GTA SA-big smoke-please Give me 300 sandwiches,500 hamburgers,50 number 1 and a big Mac.Although there is no let 30 big Macs.You see I'm on a diet.
In LCS:come on you cops leave me alone.-Tgni.I went bankrupt because of you Tony!This is all I'm broke!Yes, I'm broke!Hello people!Yes!I'm broke.Then he calls:Hello Tony!I'm sorry!Don't hang up come to a warehouse in shoreside bike.Hello!Tony I'm running out of money on the phone...VIIIB.

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San4ouZ 15.07.20

Every Rasta. dude.
(Little Jacob. Grand Theft Auto IV.)

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NICKy1038 15.07.20

We will put you on top and you'll think you Nasr*l God himself-Tenpenny

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[art_dagon] 15.07.20

AAA remembered cool phrase!!11
Ken Rosenberg: Hey, just like old times, huh, Tommy? / CJ: 6JI9I Who's Tommy?

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Lance Ryder Wilson 15.07.20

Ryder
-CJ, no I... Hey CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school?
Because you're only ten years old began to sell drugs!
-No... It's not...
-Because you went and put hands on the teacher in a funny outfit!
Ha ha! Wrong again!
-...
All because I'm smarter than all this shit... Oh yeah... Genius...
))) And actually there are still a lot of very funny phrases Oh, that's another four Ryder said:
For life friend for life...

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Nitro25 15.07.20

for some reason I remember the quote in the mission family reunion a police helicopter pilot says:all units rock n roll!

Not rock-n-roll and lock-n-load like

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Vashe Velichestvo 15.07.20

There were f*ck you, amerikanskiy!.
Here's modernizing! My second response is that dog removed! So, it was fuсk you, American ганд0н!

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Tomas. 15.07.20

And when the brow throws me out of my car it sometimes says Welcome to San Andreas, fool.

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Robik-26RUS-SA Gamer 15.07.20

No one will stick his nose in my ass! Dizi Karl

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0L1V3R 15.07.20

Why the cabbage if you have potatoes?

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nik gtasa[Zorb] 15.07.20

Lance Ryder Wilson Wrong
Hey Carl! Tell me. Why didn't I finish high school?
Because you're only ten years old began to sell drugs!
-No! Wrong.
-Um... Because you're then picked up and slammed that Uciteljsko in the outfit on the left!
-Hahaha!! No! Again, do not guess!

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Colt 8 15.07.20

In the mission where you have with Big Smoke, Ryder, Sweet and leave the Left on the bike in the Parking lot, Ryder said Keep up motherfuсker ------------ Follow the bastard
So, I like this replica!

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AlSar 15.07.20

Best quotes from VC

1.
- I'm Tommy Vercetti, go!
- At any time, because you have dignity. All my friends have big advantage

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Gelvedor 15.07.20

GTA IV :The cousins bellic
the man who says in the first clip with Nico on the ship:Do stupid things is a hallmark of a people

in this video
The novel crushes the cockroach, and says:I gotcha!you little punk, if he paid I would not say a word

and at the end of this movie
Niko:"no it's not that
Roman:OOO mystery man
wandering sailor,what happened sweetie captain knocked you up?(laughs)

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nik gtasa[Zorb] 15.07.20

Tommy Vercetti! Remember this name! - GTA VC Wild Land

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-Arsenal- 15.07.20

Why the cabbage if you have potatoes?
+1
There is a trick in GTA SA at least I was,the brow zadovia truck,approached a mechanic(in gray dress) and says"Welcome to America

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Gelvedor 15.07.20

correct as said Vlad Glebov GTA IV:Why eat cabbage if you have potatoes?!

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The Godfather 15.07.20

Little Jacob[nik gta sa]
Tommy said this in the mission where you need to break shop Windows , but not in the Cop Land.

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Gelvedor 15.07.20

I particularly and angles not spreay but when pins in sa teressa about growco he swears Choate type:excuse Maza fakoskind of translates against your mother

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AlSar 15.07.20

VC

Phrase Tommy after the cutscenes:

1. Who does he think he is? Thinks so highly off? (The Party)
2. Who are these bastards? Bar rats, surrounded by the same dirty freaks? (Jury Fury)
3. Have a little more spread shit... I Think I figured out who I was in a past life! (Riot)
4. Diaz? Let's see now how things go? (Guardian Angels)
5. This asshole thinks he can mess with me! Yes, I will tear his German cross! (The Chase)
6. Idiot! Had the opportunity to deal with Diaz! (Death Row)
7. The last thing I needed, so here it is! Let's see where it leads! (Trojan Voodoo)