Funny (Mafia 2)
We describe funny incidents that happened to you =)I was running away from the cops on the bridge and crashed into the car, the engine was cut out, I was rolling off the bridge 200 meters into an alley) 2 cop cars followed me at low speed on a braggart, side by side, not behind the screen , which is a pity) their sides have merged into one ...
Until the licensee came to me, I was playing freeride, I got tired of driving with J0 on standard cars, I decided to tune both of them, due to the fact that J0 was trying to follow me, the car service did not close and I climbed in it:
Joe got into a car repair shop
before the arrival
. were going to arrest the cops and I started bribing Henry and shot them, though the money was withdrawn from the account, and I ran with them until I changed the weapon.
PS An idiotic anti-mat, says that there are zh0py symbols.
I stuffed three cars into the press. Two, as needed, disappeared, but the third still resisted:
At first, the press lid did not fall to the end, and then, after several presses on the remote control, the side door opened.
I drove me away from the cops, the car broke down, and the cops from behind took me to my destination.
I go to the bar well I want to rob. He took out the gun and directed it at the grandmother. Suddenly I am looking and there is a full bar of Irishmen with guns. Guess what happened next
Where's the justice?! After setting the house on fire, Vito, jumping out the window and throwing one Irishman into hand-to-hand combat, taking possession of his .38 caliber revolver, in family shorts and a drunk T-shirt, flees at all his shoulder blades along the shore through the bushes and stones to a distant parking lot on the embankment, hoping to get hold of there wheelbarrow and faster to blow to Joe, a cloud of bullets rushing in the ass ... what to do? Well, Vito tried to shoot back - fired a couple of times on the shore - and then, to the saving parking lot ... the cops pulled up ... maybe now it will be easier and the pursuit will stop? But what's next ?? The cops (!) And a crowd of Irish thugs that ran up surrounded Vito and together (!!) began to extinguish from all the trunks the unfortunate, dirty, soot-stained man in a T-shirt and shorts who had just got out of his own house set on fire by the Irish ... no words. ..who hired these cops ?? !!! (maybe they are Irish thugs in disguise) ?? .. Why is there no hotline for the Empire City Police Self-Defense Directorate ?! If Vito survives, he will definitely call there! probably...
In some chapter, you need to help the whore Joe, a man crashes into her, when you shoot a guy and kill him, she will sit on the courts, and then we take a car and crash into it and drive where the thread goes further, then let go and the girl on the courts slides into the place where she was
And once the game turned on and the police cars became red and white))
Or is it so necessary?
And I had such a case with a realtor: When he showed me the apartment, Vito went into the entrance and closed the door, the realtor had to go through, and he opened the door, I closed it again, this went on for a while, then he quieted down behind the closed door, I open it to him, and he close it !!! = D And then his hand pinched !!!) And he pulled this hand like a seizure!)))) Then it disappeared, I opened the door and he quickly left)
And I like to fight with gopniks. This is what I call those guys who wear leather jackets and in a fight if you call them names, they also call names. There is also a joke with stores: you go into a store, buy something, and after the purchase you point a gun at the saleswoman and take the money from the cash register. Personally, this was the only way I got money for the mission.
And I also had this: I watch a yellow convertible going, well, I cut it off, throw the man out, sit down, I don't have time to drive off, he throws me out ... And at this time the cops are passing by! ... the cops point a gun at the man, he sits on his knees, and then abruptly gets up and winds away !!!))) The cops get into the car and follow him!))) They crushed him! And I got into my brand new convertible and drove off calmly! =)
A! It was already long ago! I just forgot to write!) I like the realtor more!
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comment applied to both cases :)). On the gambling addiction disk there is a cutting of jokes and glitches of Mafia 2, if you want, I can throw it off on your soap :)
And, I remembered the joke: I played Vendetta Jimmy, God forgive me, there it was necessary to hit some three types of luli in different parts of the city. Don't kill, just beat :). I'm starting a business, and when I was lying to the second type, it was among the passers-by, next to it there was a fence made of mesh, 2.5 meters high. How funny it was to watch how a girl in a light summer dress, apparently afraid of a fight, jumps on the fence and deftly jumps it around as if she does it every morning before breakfast! :)))
Run away from the cops. I ran into a clothing store. And just as the cops requested a road blockade, I changed.
(they asked her for the bridge). In general, I did not pay attention to this until a few minutes later I was
near this bridge and saw the 
Inactive blockade: 4 cops, 2 cars, spikes - everything is as it should be. They looked at me attentively and
followed my movements with their trunks , but they did not move or shoot. That's a beard;)
EDIT
I climbed a little over the bridge
