The funniest quotes in the world of Warcraft

Yes, I have no price! I can't even get insurance!
Death Knight

Modesty beautifies, but leaves hungry.
Death Knight

"We build - you rest." It is under this motto that the union of elves-builders works. So rest, and don't bother us building!
Elf Builder

You're the commander! Don't make a smart face!
Ghost Catcher

And the sun shines brighter,
And the landscape is more cheerful,
When
C2H5OH splashes in the stomach !
Alchemist

If I am poisonous, then I am finished. I bit my tongue.
Naga

- Tell me, uncle, isn't it for nothing?
- Well, of course, not for nothing!
Mortar Command

I can't stand while the others are working ... I'll go and lie down.
Orc worker

- Born to crawl cannot fall!
Gravedigger

- Those who come to us with a sword are easier to shoot!
WarCraft III
Shooter

- The first condition for immortality is death.
Necromancer

- I will do any hack quickly and cheaply!
Mechanic

- If mortals get it, they get it to death.
Lord of the Graves

- It's not as bad as you think. Things are much, much worse.
Lord of the Graves

- And we are not sectarians, we are just a group of crazy armed fanatics!
Varimathas

- I want to live forever! Khe-khe ... So far it turns out ...
King of the Lich

- Darkness! She needs to change the operator ... The line is always busy!
Tichondrus

- The Lords of Darkness do "it" in the dark.
Tikhondrus

- There is a healthy mind in a dead body!
Death Knight

- Vanish evil spirits, stay pure alcohol!
Alchemist

- The real war will be tomorrow with a hangover!
Mountain King

- I hit twice: one on the head, the second on the lid of the coffin!
Paladin

- Goblin in Armor - Breakfast of the Dragon.
Paladin

- If you want to rule the world, you need to make a clear plan!
Naga Warrior

- One head is good, but one on the shoulders is even better.
Bounty Hunter

- Cult of the Damned! We need to print another hundred leaflets ...
Kel-Tuzed

- What a smell ?! Ah-ah, these are our troops ...
Necromancer

- I see Great Darkness !! Ugh! Again the hood fell over his eyes ...
Acolyte

- Time heals, but the priest is faster.
Healer

- The size of the hammer does not matter, the main thing is the ability to hit the hat.
Griffin

- I can not shoot at a sober head!
WarCraft III
Shooter

- Whoever shoots first laughs well!
Shooter

- Musket and wife - I won't give it to anyone!
Shooter

- We are good guys, sorry, not enough cartridges ...
Shooter
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