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joxxy 05.11.19 03:29 am

Quotations - Mafia 2. (Mafia 2)

Here are the most memorable quotes from the game.
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Grand Theft Aero 05.11.19

Dickk Yes, he's said so that the nichrome is not clear in the end.
Even if the mission with Clemente to ask the man who repairs the car, he will say:
Why do you need to go to the warehouse?
-Uh...My dog ran in there and I need to find her.
-First of all-you are a terrible liar, and secondly if your dog has the keys, she would have passed through the sewers.
In this mission, if you approach the river that Vito will say:Sorry, forgot my bathing suit

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3D-Wesker 05.11.19

mihan45, That's how it was -

Vito : What? Where are they taking Joe?
Leo : I'm Sorry Vito, Joe was in the deal were...

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lixach93 05.11.19

Vito:This is Niger area.I'll be there like a pimple on the knee.

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Shepard 05.11.19

-I need to see El Greco
Is the artist?
-No fucking Dr. Dubin!
******
You doctor El Greco
-No,the artist damn it!

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designerD 05.11.19

at da. ---- Joe---

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Shepard 05.11.19

And here's another
Vito: So...what the hell is going on Leo?What is it?
Leo: It's because of you....You're a major b**** screwed!!War b**** staged!
Vito: I do Not understand what you mean
Leo: stop trying to trick me, man!I'm in this business have forgotten as much as you never know!

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Shepard 05.11.19

And finally-
Fucking XP*n (C) Vito Scaletta



Joe-I know anecdote in the topic about the pole,but will not say
Mike-Oh,by the way-fuck YOU!!


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Captain crapper to the rescue? (C) Luca Gurino

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alc0g0l 05.11.19

Help to find quotes from mafia 2 where Vito leads the van, and Joe jokingly tells him how to pick up Chicks))) cheto type - your skirt will look good in the morning near my bed.)))

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Loj-rahabim 05.11.19

Also prikolno:

Tony Balm:
Thank You, Vito. You Carlo sent?
Vito Skaleta:
Yes. He noticed that the people on the roll call is not enough.

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Lyuxs 05.11.19

I liked how Joe shared his experience with Vito about how girls remove. Of course, a few went, but that's the phrase I would be caught: Cool outfit. Will be fine in the morning look next to my bed.
And this is all 100% hit: You know what to talk to from lie different? Come to my talk!

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Andrew GUNgster 05.11.19

Bluuueee! What is it!? Bweee! I haven't eaten squid! If you stop for Eddie to vomit.

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Lucky. 05.11.19

In the Chapter Our friend if the house of Leo to crawl under the bed...
Vito: Get under the bed.
Leo: That quite ohrinel!!
Vito: Go to a movie always works!
Henry: What the fuck is going on Vito?
Leo: In the movie always works, right ??
Vito: Henry, why are you always so meticulous!!!

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Don Thomas Falcone 05.11.19

When you load the game are the quotes of Thomas Angelo from a marine investigation. Here is a quote that I liked:
He who wants too much risks losing absolutely everything. However the one who wants too little from life might not get anything at all...

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Shepard 05.11.19

Don Tomas Falkone
The last sentence of the first Mafia

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Mafia 2 fan 05.11.19

The phrase EddieShut up you idiot,three hours of the night!Oh shut up whore!

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Shepard 05.11.19

Star ears

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FastSnail 05.11.19

one of the phrases Joe when he tells Vito how to remove heifers(met)
that mirror you have in your pocket and then I see you in shorts

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ronaldobest 05.11.19

if you got seventeen it is possible not to bother - Joe Barbaro

made after this phrase

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Fanat Fola 3 05.11.19

,,Damn Mike you're coat perverted by alien influences !It's bigger than you !,,-Joe Barbaro

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Odin iz nih 05.11.19

We thought that laws are not for us. We can create your. But we have created only chaos.
He slowly swallowed us.
And there was no turning back.
for tough guys is no heaven... ( Cut )