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joxxy 05.11.19 03:29 am

Quotations - Mafia 2. (Mafia 2)

Here are the most memorable quotes from the game.
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Vittorio Skaletta 05.11.19

rat586
Maybe in the restaurant?

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Vittorio Skaletta 05.11.19

You're dead, you freak squint! - Joe said the restaurant Red Dragon.

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Vittorio Skaletta 05.11.19

John Lokk
But as I have:
Henry: What do you know about Torah?
Joe: The Chinks?
Vito: What the organization of Chinese immigrants, right?
Joe: Well I'm telling you - the chinks!

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Vittorio Skaletta 05.11.19

Loj-rahabim
Thank You, Vito. You Eddie sent?
Yes, he noticed pereklichka people is not enough.

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Nicorales 05.11.19

Marty- Joe, my mom does not tell me okay? I go at them with a bat and they look as though they have wrought. Joe If we do not stand to make money for Bruno, we'd be screwed! Well, this stuff I still have loads of time Vito let's do this! What stacherski talking? Vito a Five minute conversation and, again, my dad turned. Remind me about that sometimes, okay? "Good would be the output.

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eav96 05.11.19

ChapterHome sweet home Joe says :When it comes to stamps and signatures - it's just a question of money.

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EricCarr 05.11.19

JOE EW what's that smell? Eddie you threw up or what?
EDDIE What?! I'm in my car never puke.
JOE So what's squirtit in the car?!
EDDIE Probably Frankie Potts.
JOE He puked in your car?
EDDIE no ,he's in the trunk.

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EricCarr 05.11.19

Nikitos rus
I AM RIGHT NOW, THE FLOOR WILL PUSH JOE TO BE PRECISE

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Frank Castle 05.11.19

After Vito and Joe walked in with shot in the Red Dragon well Done Joe, now left in Hong head to knock)))

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Mafiagranger 05.11.19

John Lokk
He said
And who said that you have to pay?

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SweetkiyPonchik 03.04.22

-You have a bottle of champagne and beer inside (Joe Barbaro).

-If Luca stopped by for a steak, then I will kill someone (Vito says, after he was doused with shit in the sewer).

- Are you a doctor?
-No, the artist is a pancake (El Greco).

- You, someone pissed in coffee in the morning (Joe Barbaro).

- Hey, Derek is raising money for a hairdresser.
-What the hell is he to me?
-Spit and polish! Will it suit you? (Vito and one of the workers in the port).

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Aarrteem 03.04.22

Joe: And what was that?
Vito: Yeah, nothing, just... chatting about the old days
Joe: Like old Leo dropped the soap
Vito: Fuck you!!
Eddie: Okay, okay, that's enough. Went.

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Fighter_1997 03.04.22

My no money! My without money! - Chinese, when a cannon is directed at him.

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RysikPlay 03.04.22

Joe - Stop raping the gas pedal!
Vito - Don't be nervous, I'm in a hurry.

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belixil360 20.01.23

mihan45
In a deal, damn it, In a deal!!!

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roxysexovskaya1997 20.01.23

qwx1
Normal jokes, if you don't like it - move on! And Evgeny Vaganovich (Petrosyan) jokes normally, (un-) respected, young sofa critic!