Happiness (if, of course, you have it)
Federation Council Speaker Valentina Matvienko said that Russia should create a "Ministry of Happiness", as has recently been done in the United Arab Emirates.“It seems to me that such a ministry would be very useful for Russia as well,†Matviyenko told reporters following a meeting with the Vice President of the UAE, Prime Minister of the country and ruler of Dubai Mohammed ibn Rashid Al Maktoum.
".... This is a kind of super-departmental body, which will consider them when making any decisions from the point of view of whether it will make people happy," the chairman of the Federation Council explained.
SpoilerHe, heh? ....
it is necessary to immediately create a ministry of corruption, so that no longer come up with excuses for cutting the budget.
It remains to create the following: the
Ministry of Love.
Ministry of Truth.
Ministry of Peace.
Ministry of Plenty.
SpoilerWar is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is power.
I immediately thought about the legalization of light drugs and other mixtures for smoking.
Are you not given your salary?
Call yourself you know who and go to the cashier for your hard-earned money.
Mayor Pig doesn't want to fill up holes in the roads?
Call ... the same place - they will fix it, ... maybe.
Has the sewer burst and everyone is in shit up to their throats?
Call ... and the piggy mayor will sit next to you.
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Are you unhappy?
Do you think the call will help? ...
For the stable and productive functioning of the apparatus, it is still necessary to create: the
Ministry of Smelling Affairs - for the settlement of interethnic conflicts inside and outside the country;
The Ministry for sorting out candy wrappers is the only ministry that fulfills its functions in good faith, since any activity in the country under the leadership of officials, from patching potholes on the roads to designing rocket engines, comes down to endless and unpromising sorting of wrappers.
Balerun squandering the budget on salaries in the ministry of incomprehensible purpose without any management tools.
although if they change culture and health care, it may be useful to come out of it.
Happiness suddenly, in silence, knocked on the door
Can you really believe me and don't believe me!
Snow was falling, dawn was floating, autumn was drizzling
So many years, so many years, where have you been?
Suddenly, like in a fairy tale, the door creaked
Everything became clear to me now ...
Then it will be necessary to admit that the existing ones are ministries of misfortune. People are forced to breathe laughing gas? It is time to create a ministry of common sense and a ministry of compulsory treatment of bureaucratic cretinism.
1. Tax on the happy
2. Penalty for the unhappy
3. Compulsory Insurance against Disgusting)
Spoiler
You create a totalitarian state and you are happy, and if you are not happy, then it means some kind of crap, and not the state you created.
-DENIMUSS - wrote:
2. Penalty for the unhappy
This is how a person will determine his unhappiness? And also the degree and character? As if all your ministries to one and will lead ... to a totalitarian state. Well done, that's how it should be!)
Henry Bulenshtayn wrote:
Happiness is for wimps
Another bredyatina tsitatok level of Warhammer.
That is, he offers to send even more treasury downwind, but cynically hiding behind morality? Although I live in Ukraine, I would be against such a game ..
With the speakers above about 1984, I am fiercely plus!