Happiness (if, of course, you have it)

Federation Council Speaker Valentina Matvienko said that Russia should create a "Ministry of Happiness", as has recently been done in the United Arab Emirates.
“It seems to me that such a ministry would be very useful for Russia as well,” Matviyenko told reporters following a meeting with the Vice President of the UAE, Prime Minister of the country and ruler of Dubai Mohammed ibn Rashid Al Maktoum.
".... This is a kind of super-departmental body, which will consider them when making any decisions from the point of view of whether it will make people happy," the chairman of the Federation Council explained.

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