Play "Captain Obvious" v6

Unforg1venII
Fully

How to learn the device of a synchronous motor?

MidasPlayer
The pictures and text about it

How to kill a cockroach?

DancingLenin
It is desirable to crush sneakers but you can hand

What is happening in Russia ?

MidasPlayer
Game

How to cheat yourself?

DancingLenin
To say tomorrow I will run through the morning and in the end to sleep until lunch.

What is the time ?

MidasPlayer
Something abstract

How to find the second sock?

DancingLenin
googling it

how to lose weight?

KoRnEr
Do not eat anything

How to pass the bunker?

DancingLenin
Walk past not paying her attention.

How to build a ziggurat in StarCraft?

MidasPlayer
In the same way as the plant in Warcraft

How to get out from under the blankets early in the morning?

DancingLenin
With major depression and cursing the cause.

Why Russia after USSR added and removed (Russia, Russian Empire, USSR, Federation Rossiisky)?

MidasPlayer
Did not want

How to eat for free?

DancingLenin
Just eat so you will not have to pay.

Why the fire is colder than plasma?

MidasPlayer
Because plasma is hot fire

How to buy power like superheroes?

DancingLenin
To get into the comics.

Why Cyrillic is different from Latin ?

MidasPlayer
Because Latin is only the basis of the Cyrillic alphabet

Why goat accordion?

DancingLenin
So the people asked.

If Skyrim for the Nords, Morrowind for the Dunmer ?

MidasPlayer
Who does not jump is an Imperial. Vivek pride navede order !!!

What stove will pull Metro Exodus?

ihappy
The stove does not pull, she bakes, so no.

Where I can get some plutonium?

DancingLenin
In Oklo

How many have to go days from the earth to the center of the galaxy?