Pretty boy 10.11.21 08:48 pm

If a girl wants to kill me

Help dudes, in short, my girlfriend went to the store, and when she came home she said that she had lost 2 kg. Well, I decided to joke and said that now she will be able to get into her car on her own, she got mad, took my dad's gun and chased me, I'm now hiding in the forest behind a tree. It has never hit me yet, but it will suddenly hit me. How do you get out of this situation?

22 Comments

StarveMan 10.11.21

In short, wait until she shoots everything, throw a passing cat for a target, then, when you run out of cartridges, run out on her, put it on her shoulder blades, cut it out and return it to her mother.

7Rain7 10.11.21

The author is dead for a long time, to whom you write. In general, he is most likely just Troll-gay and disgraced.