Impressions of the FULL GAME (PC) (Postal 3)
The moment has come !! Postal 3 is out!We write impressions about the game, give our assessment!
The game is a piece of shit made by crooked-handed monkeys. But nevertheless, I liked it a little.
Thor324
Now? no. At the moment when I wrote posts in this thread, too, no. More questions?
I could not choose which is better to order postal 2 or postal 3. the
third part seems to be longer and I decided to order the third one as soon as I come to unsubscribe.
The game is CHEAP for Woodpeckers and even on the engine from Source !? Postal 3 - Buggy and SAD SHIT! Kolya this masterpiece is just right!
And yet there are positive aspects in the game, despite the general sadness ... Patches will hardly fix this sadness.
The game on the incentive never came out at all. They said that it will be possible to activate, how it will come out like ...
Dude, buy a collectible and understand that the main crap of the developers was the use of Sourse, which did not allow many ideas to be implemented. So, know:
1.Sourse keeps ONLY linear passage, and having multiple endings is not bad. Look, they play Half-Life 50 times, although there is complete linearity, and the graph is not an example worse.
2. Maps CANNOT be made more, because Sourse does not keep the flow of moving objects
3. And there are many other things.
Oh yes, some thought they were serious about booze and drugs. Well, I don’t know, when they said that, I had such a feeling as if he was now getting into a hitch. And finally, the guys from TM were very self-critical of themselves. Look at who they are in the team (about the director, it will be written once that he is a Shit Games developer)
About the game itself:
1. The plot is present. you can’t say more. And there is nothing to be indignant about the good ending, because the dude is still the same psychopath as before (this can be understood by the way he jokes along the way).
2.Physics. Lame, you can't help it. Example: the same Half-Life. They play after all
3. Weapons. The coolest part of the game. There are a lot of weapons! As classics, and any psychopathy such as a rabid animal.
4. jokes. Yes, yes, there are a couple of old jokes, so what. After all, the same GG. You don't change your jokes after you move to another city, do you?
5. Translation. Courage is an old drunk. But the translation made me happy. Perhaps still worse than in 2 parts, but still good.
6.Mouson. I bought a collector's item. I'm spinning in a dance to Mouzon with Crocchi in my hands
7. Departures. There are a lot of them! As many as two for the whole game! On the first patch! Bottom line: buy face dudes.
8.Bugs. Small and funny. Perhaps the funniest bug was on my laptop (yes, I installed the game both on a PC (Windows 7 x32) and on a laptop (Windows 7 x64)). He plunged me into a convulsive rzhach, because the dude's head was shining! I swear to God from sin farther to the toilet ran away.
9.NPS. They live, swear, piss. In general, an idyll.
10. Gameplay. Interesting, psycho, fun. I don’t understand who doesn’t like
what 11. To be honest, I didn’t like GTA and Saints Row before. But in Postal 2 I could not play on Windows 7. Postal 3 is not bad. And thrashers, with their level of professionalism, did a good job, because all their other games are full of UG.
P.S. So that there are no questions why this Game made in Great Russia. Because (don't believe it) Vince Desi liked the story of the Corkscrew Pts. Yes Yes. I liked it.
Outcome:
1.Plot +9.0
2.Physics +7.0
3.Weapons +100500
4.Jokes +10000005000000
5.Translation +10
6.Muzon +10
7.Delivery -2
8.Bugs + (because they are funny and do not interfere with the game)
9 .NPS + (cool)
10.Geympley +
PSS I congratulate you, my disgruntled comrades, for now you can twist the idiots at my temple. The game is a masterpiece. And if you have something very, very buggy, then you are a crooked face.
Akella bastards just, in incentive the game is not activated !!! Although it appeared officially on sale in our incentive!
Lord, how could this game be made for so long ???? I even disgust a disk in a drive!
I don't even want to talk about this shit!
This poor feces from the very beginning of its creation was awaited by oblivion. PS After all, Akella guys what could be expected here !!!!!
If Postal 4 comes out, then it is desirable, albeit occasionally, but zombies will appear in some missions. Free-play game mode. To ride in cars, segways, motorcycles; to fly in aerial vehicles. In a word, GTA with elements of Left 4 Dead 2. The continuation of the schizophrenic plot must be, because it is interesting to know what will happen when the Dude became president and pressed the red big fucking button to arrange an apocalypse on Earth, and possibly World War III. Good journey. :)
Frankly, Dude is an unsympathetic hero. Developed let them improve the graphics (although on Postal 3 - and so fucking), clean up the bugs that were encountered in the 3rd part (in the future they (old) should not be), the map will be added for reference. And in general it will be similar to Postal 3, only "hmm, probably" even better. Also, the choice of karma will be provided: good and bad. A career as a police officer, firefighter and more. No matter how humane he is (Dude), he will still remain a boor and a bastard. Superman. Voice acting Courage-bambey, only more professional, loud, well, women would voice women in the game (like bots). In general, you can independently come up with a plot for developers, throw up an idea.
P. Dude
For me this game is not a disappointment, but, on the contrary, fun. Although for whom it was created: for juvenile Chikatil maniacs? In a general sense, Postal 3 is not for everybody. I liked playing the kind Dude, the policeman. For the evil one is also good, but there is no responsibility. Impunity breeds permissiveness.
EVIL PLAYER
It's not about which localizer, the game itself is bespontovaya, after five minutes of the game I could not stand it and deleted the fuck.