Impressions of the FULL GAME (PC) (Postal 3)

Kyeta and the wildest publisher. I waited for keygen for 2 weeks. I played literally for 10 minutes. 2 Postal was really carbon monoxide, and this is just shit.

Rockokos
It seemed to me or did you write postal 1 going to pass? I don’t mind, but there is a top view.

I’m a fan, I’ll go through anyway (I’ll gamble until someone solves my troubles with Assassin), by the way, where can I download it (postal3)? There is one deception with this game, SMS asks to send.

There is one deception with this game, SMS asks to send.
Torrents are full of normal distributions.

Aips95
No, it didn't seem to you)) I don't care what the view is. Let even from space)) but I'll play it.
But, damn it, in all this not earlier than a year. On the 19th I am leaving for the army. There I will have my own shovel)))

Dr. Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer
Already found it, I'm
gamble :) Rockokos
I really sympathize, in 1.5 years I will also have such a fail :(

Back in 2007, I created a topic on this forum: "The first video was posted 3", and did not even suspect that this game would be a failure.
There are a lot of bugs, glitches, not optimization, but this did not prevent me from compiling a small video of a bloodbath under "Metal"), if anyone is interested
It remains now to recall the previous "postals" with a kind word and hope that the next part will be rehabilitated.

There are funny jokes. And that's all. This is what keeps

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Aips95
And I'm glad that I will finally go to the army

Ride
"three, but it would be better if they did one at all, but the plot is longer."
stoned in a gallery? three ends, but two ways of passing.

the game is purely funny and so guessing

Saint's ending is a complete mess. It seemed like he didn't kill anyone, and the ending was just doddy. Looks like someone all the same inadvertently finished off.

the third part did not hook with anything
for me as postal 2 was the best and remained

I was just physically hurt, Akella raped my mind, my feelings. Everything in the game is disgusting.
Akella missed! Twice! Disiples 3 and Postal 3.
Stop wasting your gaming budget on drugs, alcohol and whores! Next time they trust you with something, try spending your development budget!

A long time ago, when all the fans of the post consoled themselves with a single gameplay video and a few screenshots, in those days when we did not even imagine that everything would turn out like this ... Vince Desi said in one of the interviews: "... we will not make a huge a universe like GTA. We will make a small world, but it will be possible to enter every house ... "
Mdaaaaaaa. Neither one nor the other.

And why did they all melt away? They are looking for some meaning in the game, where from the very first part a priori there was no point, except to make a bunch of corpses, dismember them more sophisticated, piss and set fire. It always seemed to me that Postal lovers were playing it just for this reason, and not to go to banks and shops like in Simms, watch a dashingly twisted shocking plot like in Silent Hill or explore an interesting game world filled with all sorts of things like in Fallout.

You first decide what you want from the game. Comparing dick to a finger, namely, this game and some other, is like comparing Tetris and Tamagotchu - well, yes, you can figure out what is more interesting, but what about the fig? One is for some, the other is for others.

In order for you to understand the delusional nature of your complaints about fate, developers and everything, let's start digging from the first part of Postal. So, what was it? Without introductory videos, with a schizoid phrase on the loading screen, we are immediately thrown onto an isometric map, where, without any motivation, except for moral satisfaction, we need to endure everything living and breathing. No explanation of events, no names and no shit about the plot. What is there to play, for what? Just to satisfy your bloodlust))
What is the meaning of the second part? Yes, in nothing, again - in the same endless murders. There is a plot, but it remains at the stage of setting and does not carry any semantic load.
And what is the meaning of the third? Of course - in the same murders)) But here at least there is a full-fledged plot, and even with several endings (such a fashion has gone ...) You can at least listen to the story between the removal of a pile of bodies (which is generally not typical for such games ) - no Duc, you say he is shit. Despite the fact that some do not need it at all, others needed it, but before it was not there. For a normal game, he is really bullshit and absurd, but in Postal he fits with a bang.

Now I really want to figure out why the third part is worse than the second? Aren't you tired of crumbling these mannequin-like rubber dolls?)) In Postal 3, people at least look like people. It's one thing - the first part, where, as in all old games, the imagination itself draws all the details to the three fucking pixels "like chilovecheg", quite another - when the developers are cracking trying to do it for him. In the third part, they made quite natural faces and rather natural body movements. Or do you mean dolls are better?)
Why is the third part more boring than the second? I didn’t notice that it became more boring - shoot, shoot, shoot and shoot indefinitely, and it’s nowhere more boring (by the way, why didn’t fans of shooters appreciate it?) Fortunately, Postal is not an ordinary dumb shooter: it’s a dumb shooter with a lot of room for imagination. In all units there were alternative methods of exterminating people, in the third there were even more of them. What, are they not allowed to arrange a blood bath in the city? Well, if your conscience does not allow a little idleness instead of catching cats and segways, wait for the next three hundred meter patch, they promised to release soon :)

And about the raw materials and patches: YET, gay-measure, it is in the tradition of Slavic game makers - to push with constipation for 5-10 years, barely squeeze out something, only then think of accepting a weakling and throwing your ideas into a common heap. So it was with Stalker, so it was with Postal, so it will be with every other game being developed on the territory of the Union of Underdeveloped States. We are a spiritual nation - crises of ideas, hard drinking, depression, hard drinking, tense atmosphere, hard drinking, where without them, laziness, I almost forgot about drinking ... heroic.

In general, if you look at it, I also want a game like this: you go wherever you want, work wherever you want, completing interesting tasks (which ones? ..), and not “bring ten bottles of beer” or “shoot the dogs in the park”, you say whatever If you want anyone you want, you can kill whatever you want, even gut the tonsils, even cut off the eggs and hang them on your nose, you can interact with any object where there are five hundred parameters, such as body temperature, blood pressure and blood sugar ... it was driving cars, eating food, reading books and playing computer games, so that the action took place in my city and that this game was called "My Life" or something like that. Maybe someone else will someday understand that such a game WILL NOT BE? =)))

In one thing, you are 100% right. Namely: everyone in Postal 2 saw something that they lacked. Someone blood and mess, someone appreciated the degree of madness, but for someone this game opened the door to a new, subjective reality, again purely its own, individual. And they hoped that Postal 3 would finally blow it off its loops and the mind would burst out into outer space to walk the Milky Way. And none of us will be able to find the appropriate words, epithets and phraseological units even in the mighty Russian language to convey our impressions and feelings to another gamer or developer. Besides, in 2003 most of you were 12-14 years old. And this is the age at which everything that we like in any way easily sinks into the soul, is idealized and extolled.

completed the game in 3-4 hours. game +3 out of 10

Yes, this is really so - everything is very subjective, but I don’t think that fans of Warcraft or Halfa would have come across this game - they don’t need anything from Postal :) And before there were still some kind of circles of interest, and they discussed the game in mostly those who are attracted to her. And now casual aka "let us play top games on the X-boch" appeared, and now all games are equal in Crisis, GTA4, Sants Row, etc. It's just a little strange for me to see comments like "who needs it when there is Sants Row?" It is strange to see that the game is condemned for a "stupid" plot, meaninglessness, trashy mess and so on (despite the fact that all these are just its attributes). Such people complained about the lack of a combat system in Silent Hill, where it is fucking unnecessary,
And the other is also correct - everyone grew up, but the ideals remained. This is an epic problem in all the series of games that come out at long intervals. Fallout fans, for example, want 2D isometric views and windows with text in the 21st century, and they realize that with dynamic battles and a third / first person view, it is really better and more convenient in any dynamic game. The developers of Post also did not take into account this holy love for old school and did add NPC animation and a world similar to the real one to the game, but who needs it when there are cardboard mountains and rubber women? :) I don’t have any other reason to say “Postal 2 is better” I see, the third part is quite varied in fiction and interesting finds, personally I was bored only because of bugs and endless shooting.
I wonder what I would play in 2002 if I had a computer or at least a console? ..))

Damn the video I made on Postal 3 is now using pendos for commercial purposes, what else are they ready for for the sake of sales? I apologize wildly of course for the flood, it's just a shame when creativity is stolen and used for advertising.
zs eh pendos, pendos) did not even pay money for my video, how bad: D