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Tobacco 13.12.21 12:16 am

Writing Stories Together v. 7

A long time ago, in a distant, distant galaxy ...
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Ice_nigga 13.12.21

... only a few survived ...

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Ashot_RM 13.12.21

... I including ...

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AxelV777 13.12.21

... And then one of the mods launched NOD32 and all the fluderasts, cheaters and hackers fled in fear, for his anger was terrible ...

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Vuzya 13.12.21

..but then there was a support squad called "FIRST!" ...

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Ajtaren werzax 13.12.21

There were thirty of them, the detachment consisted of unshaven and long-unwashed men of undetermined age, angry and smelled of herring. Their chief, a musician with a huge red, drooping beard to the waist, was armed and did not intend to negotiate peace with the remaining mutants. On the contrary, this combined detachment of daredevil volunteers came to kill the mutants and take their food and fire. About T17-th turned to the head of the young, are we going to rob and rape these mutants again? Yes, ZHO-8 replied with a red-haired muzchina, like the last time after the robbery, we will again get drunk with fermented mescaline from the stomachs of these prim and damned bags of excrement. Boys attack ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

And after these rumors reached an emo girl named a black and pink hat, who thought that Bill from Tokyo had calved a fluderast, she presented him in a grave, not wearing makeup - she burst into tears and decided to open her veins. But the girl on the bell got ahead of her. I called my cell phone and said: You will die in seven days. But as it turned out, the girl was blonde, but dyed, and she made the omnipotence of this irreparable ...

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Tiger 13.12.21

- took off her pink bra ...

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Dr. Strangelove 13.12.21

And she died of the severity that fettered every member of her with a terrible convulsion.

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Tiger 13.12.21

... each of the hundreds of members ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

... And her boyfriend came, who mowed punk and was upset. Because he wanted to take off her pink bra. Days passed ... because of depression, he began to eat a lot. It weighed 20 kilos before this sad event, and now it is 148. But a detachment of the first came to stop this chaos .......

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AK47 13.12.21

... and sucked all the fat through x ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

... and now the pervonah has become excessively fat ...

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Gleb_Rus 13.12.21

... 228 kg. I include my weight too ...

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Ajtaren werzax 13.12.21

The detachment was well fed; the chiefs did all the dirty work. Now the guys wanted women, but there were no women. there was a herring and a sauna. Take a herring and go to the sauna, find a hole in the herring, and if you need a woman and she is not, you will find out what and how to do. The guys knew ... Three hours later, they were sweaty, tired and happy, left the sauna, the herrings were pretty crumpled and torn up. to their belts. And those who did not have belts put the fish in their pants. they fell somewhere on the dirty grass, and immediately fell asleep, unable to bear the impressions of the day. Flocks of seagulls flew over them, smelling the fish and shitting on the guys' heads. The guys had a dream that they were under the rain in a pine forest, after a sultry day, and they were catching drops of rain with their lips cracked with thirst. The rain had a fishy taste and smelled like the sea. And somewhere behind the tops of the pines, a dream was rolling across the sky and tending to sunset. Evening fell to the ground and beyond it twilight. a fetid coolness blew from the nearby swamps and the fog creeping out of the bog began to curl at the roots of stunted trees. Hey bastards, it's time to get up. The elder screamed. The bastards stirred, disturbing the clouds of flies that ate their flesh and juices while they slept. Night on the nose! And then suddenly it happened ...

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Gleb_Rus 13.12.21

... They were dragged by the sumo wrestlers! Taking the Pervonah detachment for their own!
At first they did not understand where they were being dragged! But once they got to Japan ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

... they found artificial phalluses and, mistaking them for magic wands, carried them to a real connoisseur, a shaman woman from America, whom they called PARIS HILTON ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

... 43 blacks, 16 Russians and 111 jocks, who watched this, were offended by her, because he replaced them with her ...

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technician-san 13.12.21

arrows ...

yes .. they hunted with phalluses ...
and in order to kill the wild boar he needed to be in his ear ....

they were offended by her and began to make a big homosexual heap ...

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_Underclass Hero_ 13.12.21

but then there was a big nuclear explosion and everyone died ... only a few remained to live, among them there were no people who were associated with Paris Hilton

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Jashin-sama 13.12.21

... but there were people associated with Ksenia Sobchak. And here it was necessary to act harder. For Ksyusha is a horse ... uh ... in a sense, she's not a simple person. You only need to approach it if you have a vaccination against rabies, stupidity, glamor, rudeness and home-2. So: once a detachment of volunteers went after Ksyusha's head ...