Writing Stories Together v. 7
A long time ago, in a distant, distant galaxy ........... Vanya Kvakenburger fell off the roof and jumped out a spongebob, which he accidentally ate with the burger ...
SpongeBob, went to the dark side, Vanya Kwakenbruger who had a friend ...
... Vanya Antikvakeburger said:
So, you have watched the overture to the opera "Marasmaths-Mathematics". Well, now the opera itself. Please take your seats in the kennels. Citizen Squepents, please take your seat next to Citizen Baron Bukin.
So, we begin:
Once an alcoholic Vasily ate a stinking man who smelled of burgers from the corporation of supreme evil, dominating over all the Sith Lords, an evil, terrifying, spawn of chaos, destroying all the good that is on Earth, from the KWAKENBURGER-BURGER company! FLY !!! Fearfully?
whose name was bruce wilis at that time saved the planet from suddenly attacked drunk monkeys who captured the central zoo of new york ...
During all this time, SpongeBob managed to: Change himself into "Darth Bob", kill Vanya Antiquackenburger before he killed himself against the wall, become the High Lord of the Sith and take over the galaxy ...
and went on vacation to hell, there he still found Vanya Antiquackenburger who was thirsty ...
... other people's wives. He stole the spongebob's wife, Darth Vader and the Sith Lord, for which they punched him on the head and forced him to be killed up the wall of hell. Then the gates to another world opened, from which Vasily Utkin and Vasily Soloviev appeared and ate all the demons, even the evil Dagon, who tried to resist them, but to no avail ...
Notut will come out of nowhere: Kyle Katarn, Jaden Korr, Luke Skywalker, Karl Johnson, Martin Septim, Tiber Septim, Neravar AND Champion of Kyrodiil all together ...
... they go to fight with Robar, Zuben, Kan, all the orc shamans at once, Artes from Warcraft, Kelem and others. It was the first shooter in history prepared by the sponsor of the Quackenburger Burger company, alcoholic Vasily and Mehrunes Dagon, who kindly provided the entire Oblivion for the shooter, without consulting Mephala, Molag Bal and other drinking companions ...
... In addition, Vasily Utkin and Vasily Soloviev have kindly agreed to be commentators ...
Diego and the bugle gave them each in the eye and began to comment: “Just look how Tiber Septim gave one of the shamans in the Eggs, it hurts the shaman so much that he can't get up! Horn? ...
... After that came the great and omnipotent (among other things, Oblivion's tenant to our friend Mehrunes), a "runo-hater", also hated by fire mages, forcing the GG to constantly plow the Gothic: either he would send the barrier to destroy, or he wanted the eyes of the Innos, or even artifacts Adanos ... A capricious person in general: if he wants, he will destroy half the world and deprive him of magic, if he wants, he will kill everyone up the wall. Of course, this is ... Ingvar-ore-melt! So he came, taught all the participants of the arrow to forge super-weapons, and they forged themselves with a hammer and were killed by them ... Ingvar cried ...
.... and then we'll draw a manga about it ... then the spongebob's eyes lit up! he took a pencil, boldly and thoughtfully poked it in the anus and began to draw ...
... colorful dots and make silly faces on them. This is how smeshariki appeared ...