Jokes and just funny moments (Batman: Arkham City)
We post here screenshots of funny moments that happened to you during the game.Maybe I'll start:
here I was tinkering with the encryption sequencer and somewhere between Gotham fm and the police frequency I came across a strange signal, a set of numbers is read out, what for, it’s not clear, I don’t put a mark on the signal.
Augmented reality in the industrial area takes place with two strange sounds similar to the beep of the steam locomotive - it turns out to fly into the tunnel you are about "genitals" of toy soldiers holding a vault of tunnel. Yeah... =/
When you play in a predator mode, and Bandyuki have already understood that you are indoors, but they still do not see you, then at first they are all such and well, the bat! Cowardly! And then one of them doesn't lose his nerves and he always cracks something like "Leave me alone, Batman! .. Pozha-a-alusta!"
Kolyanich Sin. I didn’t say that, as if the whole Internet would laugh .. Then I would have written that.
If it's hoo...nya for you, it doesn't mean it's hoo...nya for others...
Cool Bats knocks out information from criminals: "Don't lie to me, I just washed the blood of the previous informant of the Riddler from my face ..." poor criminal, probably my whole life flew before my eyes :) and also, call me slowpoke, but all these easter eggs and cameos I noticed relatively recently - Croc in the sewers, Scarecrow's mask and shelter and gas tanks, Calendar, Azrael on the roof during Wayne's transfer to Arkham City, Deadshot in a crowd of criminals and Hush in the church (there is still when they talk about Bruce's imprisonment on the radio in prison, Hash starts fidgeting and groans: "...uuuuu...Wayne...") is a real treat for the fans :)
Here Kolyanych Sin understood me, respect to him !!! fit in) Vint Caballero As for your bazaar - I didn't insult you, (re-read the post) you called me a mud * com, okay, this is the Internet, here everyone considers himself a hero. Just on the street, you would hardly have said that to my face right off the bat, I didn’t give 14 years to the sport for some kind of devil to call me a dick) well - let’s say I shaved it
For the future. I repeat, if you are over 12-14 years old, try to find yourself a woman and satisfy your fantasies in her or with her !!! rather than drawing female genitalia on fictional characters already drawn by other artists - this is not cool, but even dumb) it’s better to watch porn, it’s at least natural
I'm married to a fashion model .. And on the street I would not only tell you, I would also decorate it ..
This is not a perversion, but a joke .. And if you get turned on by this, then don't waste your harmoniums on sports, but go fuck a woman. ..Don't advise others to do it.
and by the way, it’s not about the Internet ... I didn’t give sports for 14 years, but on the contrary to women .. but I also didn’t drive balls all these years ... and I would talk on the street as you deserve ...
I read post carefully, there is a clear humiliation of a person ...
Hah ... And once I was sitting on the roof, I was distracted by something, then I return my eye to the monitor, I look: men are playing golf)))
deadshot1112
Phah, cool... Right away, it turns out, you don't have to beat anyone... You'll miss so many interesting things)))
By the way, Two-Face can still hit Bats. the truth seems to be that he shoots with a smaller caliber or tangentially. not like the final :)
When Freeze asks Bats to find his wife, then going to the door of the building where she is located and knocking on it, you can really scare the bandit looking through the peephole)) He first says something like what do you need here, get out of here .. (saw Bats) .. Mother of God .. uh (looking around in a frightened way) .. in the end I could squeeze out of myself - you have nothing to look at here! and quickly closed the door))
They are still cool when they come up from behind. They fall to the ground, they drop weapons)) I especially liked the cat to run up (they don’t even hear it running), stand behind the standing loner back to back, wait until he turns around. When it unfolds, it is so scared, as if ... I don’t know why you can be so scared)))
PS have you seen how a cat climbs ropes? %)
By the way, I found a few hints of Prometheus. and nearby, but they most likely do not mean anything special.
pinned when the reporter crashed in a helicopter, Bets says to the Joker like it was you who shot her down, and he "what are you doing! how dare you, but it's okay, yes it's me))"
The Joker, although flat humor, has jokes, "look like my guys didn't take your eared head off")) back in Arkham asylum, this phrase "if you see a man in pantyhose - scream" killed))
Kouzen
Joker was annealed in Arkham Asylum, but here he is no longer a cake. Although it’s not bad for Bat at the beginning with his copy in a wheelchair.
deadshot1112
Yes, I also saw it, though only in the detective mode through the wall.
FlowAPER
I understand you too, bro
. that yourself .. Evaluate "
Well, here the user appreciated it. And now the second
- "FlowAPER, I'm sorry of course, but you mu..ak. Before insulting a person like that, first wipe your eyes and look carefully"
Hmm, Vint Caballero, in- I think you were the first to insult me, didn't you?
"Before you insult a person like that"
How "so"? FlowAPER just guessed your age based on the level of your "fun".
Well, for Epic Win a:
"If it's hoo...nya for you, it doesn't mean it's hoo...nya for others.."
Sorry man, this is hoo for 3 people already. Epic Fail.
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