Jokes and just funny moments (Batman: Arkham City)
We post here screenshots of funny moments that happened to you during the game.Maybe I'll start:
Today I see a headline in the news "The funicular was frozen in Vladivostok" immediately thought, the tricks of Mr. Freeze))
Until the end of the game, if you hang around the Joker's bandits, you can hear strange dialogue. The boys discuss whether Harley Quinn is really a man? O_o
This one was so frightened by Catwoman that he even tries to escape after turning off.
Damn, the Batman mask on a blue background at the beginning of the game inexorably reminds me of awesome
Thank you, but that's not it)) On a PC, you can't turn the right wheel like that. But there are such big heads on the PC, they are only called in a different way) It is necessary in the game, when Bats or the Cat just stand still, alternately click WWWSSSAADAAWWS and voila - big heads)
I eavesdropped on the conversations of bandits
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"Who needs to be killed here to see the sun?"
"When will we be fed? I can't kill on an empty stomach." there are a lot of complaints about hunger in general) Some ask at least to throw bones)
"Great, it's snowing again! But I forgot my skis at home."
"The sky is much more beautiful when there are no helicopters trying to kill us." truly
"Quinn is a fool. She won't last a day without the Joker" like this opinion
"Let Gotham rot, I don't care. It's already rotted. The main thing is to get out of here and go to a place where people don't dress up as bats and clowns."
"Catwoman needs to be careful. Some of these maniacs haven't seen a woman in years." it's true
"Catwoman shouldn't have got into other people's business. She could get into trouble like that." this prisoner isn't her dad?))
"How does Catwoman even survive in a place like this?"
Well, it turns out that there are normal men among the bandits)) and not only - This is a Cat, kill her! - the poor fellows have no imagination at all ..
"Catwoman is a hot thing. I would let her do anything with me. I would never complain."
By the way, an interesting feature - the Cat does not like men, but in her arsenal of blows, there is no blow to the balls))
Yes, it’s generally intoxication))) The first time I saw Batman ... I almost fell off my chair)) - I sat on the bandit’s head and punched him with his fist, with such a sound BDIZHZHZHZH!! Fatality!!
Tula potsik
An alternative investigation from me...
"pff is this your joke?? laughed heartily, how old are you - 12?? if not, then I feel sorry for you" - that is, this is not an insult ??? It turns out FlowAPER epic srach began.
Now FlowAPER. Sorry, but you yourself raise strong doubts about age. If you were an adult, you would hardly find fault with a harmless, in general, piccha.
“Just on the street, you would hardly have said that to my face right off the bat, I didn’t give 14 years to the sport for some kind of devil to call me asshole) well - let’s say I shaved it†- S.O.M.N .E.V.A.Y.S.P.I.*.*.A.B.O.L. You don’t have to pretend to be a tough athlete, again, if you were conscious, and if you really went in for sports, you wouldn’t trump it. This is low.
"find yourself a woman" - Matchmaker of the gallery
"without drawing female genitalia" - there is basically *oops. *oops - not female genitals
So now Kolyanych Sin ...
"you said in the first message as if you had such a joke
from which the whole Internet will laugh for a week and posted hu * nu f * anu!"
"but how to add a picture here? I would send you a joke" - where it says what it is - "a joke
from which the entire Internet will laugh for a week"
I personally don't give a shit about the content of the picture, at least it was done well.
Well, for Epik Win'a)))
Tula potsik x * evy you are a detective.