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Ghost Hunter 27.09.20 08:56 pm

Girl or computer?

What about the girl? Only sex and everything
The detectors.
Burn the Devil's Presbyterian! The cursed hand!
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PETRENKO VLADIMIR 27.04.21

No computer can replace a loving person!

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GO-GO-GeForce 27.04.21

PETRENKO VLADIMIR
TRUE!

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No_time_for_gaming 27.04.21

in 2011 there were other computers and other girls than now,
if you ask this question now in 2021, then you need to choose a computer with a powerful one and mine bits

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GO-GO-GeForce 24.05.21

I had three in Russian. But I'll try)
Today, the former boss, seeing my thoughts, asked the question: What does the beloved woman mean to you? I am like that, I look at him and want to ask a counter question. You are either an idiot, or you were drunk yesterday. Well, I asked him a question) Do you need to re-read the basis of my family worldview? It's better not to ask me such questions. Your brain will understand the ancient Egyptian language faster than people like you will understand all the values ​​of my relationship to a woman) And he is like this: For you, a beloved woman, is this eternal love? Yes???? I am to him, no, not love. Love in our time is when a man talks a lot about love, but thinks in relation to It only in one place, in order to throw out his chemical under-energy. Ahahahah, he looks at me and cannot understand what is happening)))) And this, then, is a woman for you, is this the basis of your life? I - also not)))) Life, temporary and will end someday. He wanted to say something again, but I interrupted him. Well, I told him, as I replied that I cut off))) For me, a beloved woman is a spiritual basis, this is a religious idea, which is a symbol of eternity and the inviolability of my feelings for Her. A family idea based on my ideals following the example of my relatives and their family values ​​at the turn of more than one hundred and thirty years is eternal! Greetings to my founders of the city of Spassk-Dalny.
This is when you wake up and see five of her little, painted piglets on legs over the blanket, when she is in the morning and without makeup, when she sniffs, her curls are on her face, her - mmmm close the curtains - I want to sleep, darling. Her sleepy tired body, when she barely purrs, is dear, a few more minutes and let's get up. When you tell your best friend - I will not drink, because my beloved is at home and is waiting for me. When she cannot take heavy bags with groceries after the store, and you, silently, with a sharp movement in a smile on your face, take these bags near the cash register and leave in her a delightful look to yourself - this is my man) + When she comes home tired and sees, that everything is ready, you help to take off her outerwear. This is family male kindness, and not fucking dog lust, like, it would be faster to take her to bed and do the job. When you want to be born again at the sight of her sleepy image, and absorb her delicate weak female image. When so much euphoria begins that in your thoughts your enemies become your friends. Fortunately, the director did not ask what family meant to me. Then he would be completely dull))))

Family is the essence of my life outlook, where my I borders on the image of Dante Alighieri in relation to His holy Beatrice. Above is only the love of the Theologian Apostle John for Christ. But in our time, a prelude to family, this is just a bed without obligations, or, and you did not know that today it is fashionable to date two guys, or, man, let's get drunk and fuck with chicks, I increased my go-go dick to comprehend club girls. Let's bro let them go in a circle with the guys, and then we'll go to the computer to play. What is more important - Comp plus a car or a girl?
What will I do in the end ????
It was once in 1917 in Russia. It was once in 1933 in Germany. And finally, came 1987, January 30, when I was born. When will I build my political system in my family.
I have the honor, gentlemen.

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Rolemanser 24.05.21

GO-GO-GeForce
Dude, I don't fucking understand what you told me! But you are close to me. You spoke and reached out to the heart.

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yuriko1158 24.05.21

Well, it's more likely not a PC, but games. It will be more correct to have a game or a
girl. Today, they cannot tear themselves away from phones :) how their cars do not trample ...

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MiamiBassMachine 24.05.21

Neither one nor the other

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GO-GO-GeForce 24.05.21

Rolemanser
Rolemanser - Yes, yes, I remember you. You, as you drive the ideological texts, that the hell you understand what is the essence. But at the same time, I realize that my heart is knocking to accept a new truth.

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Denis Kyokushin 24.05.21

On New Year's Eve, for the first time in my life, my temperature rose to 39 ° C. If not for my wife, if I lived alone, then who would heal me? Comp will not help you when you are helpless like a baby

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Black future 24.05.21

Denis Kyokushin. Now even computer hardware at reasonable prices is difficult to find, but I generally keep quiet about loving people.

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Denis Kyokushin 24.05.21

Black Future
And I, especially, did not look for it. We just talked on the Internet ... And then we had children 🤣🤣🤣
There was nothing difficult in communicating with girls on the Internet: I did not deceive them, I did not communicate or hang up anything If you didn’t want to talk about yourself, he did.

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Paratropper331 24.05.21

The computer can be put on the 1st place even at 60, but then the prostate will not stand on the shelf. Therefore, up to 60 choose women.

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Rolemanser 28.06.21

Sacrol
You're a fucking genius !!!