Jokes on the theme of LOTR (The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth)
Do not hesitate.Just on the forum became boring, so I decided to dilute ;) the atmosphere.So, anecdote by number I:
It was back when Sauron was just Melkor's servant.
He and Juan at the entrance to Melkor Castle.
Juan took the guise of a man's friend dog.
Sauron is a human enemy wolf.
But Juan Sauron won and fucked in the bushes...
Sauron wildly cried, turned into a black crow and soared into the sky.
There he was waiting for a grinning Thorondor.
(For those who don't know:
Thorondor, presumably the king of the giant eagles at the time,
as during the Lord's time the king was Gwaichor-son of Torondor, or something like that).
Anecdote number II:
Night.Camp Brotherhood.Everyone sleeps.
-Legolas, come on, but?
Legolas:
What's going on?
But we're quiet.
No, I don't think so.
-Please, well Legolas.
No, I don't think so.
"Come on," isn't it?
"Come on, nasty...
Choir:
-And Elberet Giltoniel,
Sylivren penna miriel...
From Gollum's dictionary:
Yellow Harya--Sun,
White Harya-moon,
Black Harya--Sauron,
Grey Harya-Gandalf,
Drunk Harya-Aragorn.
Other words are expressed by the sound: GOLM.
Gorlum bites off Frodo's finger and thinks, Oh, it's a ring, when there's such a taste-with-the-little master.
Sauron - nazgulam:
- Who flew over Minas Tirith yesterday shouting "I am terrified flying on the wings of the night!"
The Guardian's Middle-Earth squad. I meet them with a gnome:
"Where do you go, dear?
"Yes so... Sauron deinstall.
"All power, omnipotence," Sauron grumbled, climbing out from under the rubble of Barad-Dur, "an ordinary ring. But I sneezed really badly...
"King Arnor is bigger, king Of Arnor is smaller - what difference does it make!" grumbled Lord Angmar, "but Palantir drown - unforgivable stupidity in terms of communication organization at the front."
"I gave birth to you, I'll kill you!" (Governor Denetor - Faraira).
"Daddy, did you take the fly-tipper again instead of the dementia cure?" (Faramir - Denetore).
Gimli asks Legolas where, they say, on the Hill of Ereh such a giant stone came from, the size of a three-story house. Ah, the elf shrugs off, it's Isildur who took the souvenir with him from behind the Sea. How's that thing? Well, no one canceled the slave force. To bring the Stone, the great Isildur killed not one thousand Highlanders, Dunlands, haradrim - all who did not greet the proud rulers of the Free West)))
"The soul is immortal. Shame on you, you're a little-turned-believer!" (Ghost King - Jovin).
"I will empirically explain to you that the spirit is not more powerful than the temporal flesh..." (Jovin - Ghost King).