We quote cool and funny phrases from games

Uncharted 2:

Drake and Flynn move by hanging on the edge of a building, Flynn quickly says:
-There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you!
* Drake pulls him down *
-There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!

: D

NOT ENOUGH SPEED GAS! not that funny phrase, but memorable.
Then if you click on the ghost for a long time in the second old man, he says: "I see living people (sounds of shots) I see dead people", even from the useless in the English version: "When i se world untoched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers, i really just wonna nuke the crap out of it ", well, where without" NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED! "

Power armor is for pussies

[quote] THIS IS MY STOOOOORE! [/ quote]
[quote] We were conducting experiments to reduce the costs of breeding. We accidentally ... made zombie livestock [/ quote]
and of course
[quote] I've covered wars, ya'know [/ quote]

"Last time we said so many things to each other that you will regret it more than once,"
and in general GLADOS is hot. Portal 1-2: love:

"Why eat cabbage if you have potatoes"

[youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OImvK7MzgXs [/ youtube]

I am Mexican, not a Mexi'çunt

from Shadows of the Damned is the main character's carbon monoxide phrase.

[i] "Everyone, who you now and love, everyone they will all die" [/ i] - [b] Saren [/ b], Mass Effect One

[quote] Games are evil! They drive you crazy! (c)
I think it would be more politically correct to cut out women and national minorities first. (c)
This game could be played even by my grandmother, if it was saved as long as you! (c)
I can ... see ... MUSIC! (c)
Kitty, kitty, cow, cow (s)
And-and-and don't crowd, I don't have enough bullets for everyone! (c)
Please do not think that I am a racist. I kill an equal number of people of all races. (c)
Damn! I didn't bother anyone, fixed the stoves, enjoyed the rights from the Second Amendment ... And you, creatures, still managed to piss me off! (with)
And this is for mom. And this is for dad. And this is for little Johnny. And this is for Bobo, the space monkey! And that's because you're nasty! And this is because I can! And this is because I still have ammo! (c)
The local gene pool has stagnated and I am bringing a fresh stream into it. (c) [/ quote]

: gigi: I often use some of these quotes

[b] Nothing is true - everything is allowed! [/ b]
from Assassin's Creed 2

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[b] and here a pale horse, and there is a rider on it, his name is death, your death is from a bullet in a boss! [/ b]
Cartel if cho

'I, ma mexiCAN, not a mexiCAN, T.' Garcia Hotspur, Shadows of the Damned.

From the second Mass Effect (although I don't like it), Garrus's (my favorite) phrases are generally ok.
Dialogue on the bridge between Shepard and Garrus:
Garrus: Take a look * hands over the sniper rifle to Shepard *. Scouts, Eclipse i think.
Shepard: * blows the head off one scout * More than scouts. One less now though.
Garrus: Indeed. We better get ready. I'll stay up here. I can do a lot of damage from this vantage point. You ... You can do what you do best. [b] Just like old times, Shepard. [/ b] Modified on November 30, 2011 by NightmareRUS

Prince of Persia:

A little more and I'll start talking to myself, no, I won't, but what if?

"We have nothing else to do here. Goodbye!"
Yes, yes, goodbye!

"The tambourine is burning!"

Gray - Help us fuck off this planet!
Trishka - Yes? Go fuck yourself!
Trishka - Chase me, shit, I'll kill your dicks!
Gray - What? What does this even mean? Will you kill my dick? And I (confused) I will kill your cock!
Bulletstorm Modified on March 18, 2012 by Shepard

[b] [member = shepard] [/ b], yes bulik carbon monoxide trash humor)))
there was such a thing)))

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[b] [member = shepard] [/ b], yes bulik carbon monoxide trash-humor)))
there was a lot of that)))
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which is only general sarano)))

- Hell, it's hot here like Sunday Mass with a whore -
Do you take whores to Mass?
-Yes, but what is it?

Vega - What's the matter with Vakarian? Scared?
Garrus - I don't even know how it's done. Although many have told me. Don't even hope Vega, let's continue.
Vega - Young - green.
Garrus - Okay. Back in C-Sec, I uncovered a conspiracy of batarians who wanted to kill the advisor.
Vega - On Omega, I fought a dozen vicious batarians. By oneself. Using one of them to land after a triple somersault!
Garrus - It's just me warming up. Next ... I tracked down Saren, prevented him from building an army of geth and bringing the reapers here three years ago!
Vega - Apart from the fact that you did it with Shepard
Garrus - you are right, I was with Shepard from the beginning.
Vega - This means that you are old.

Vega - Easier than a steamed turnip!
Garrus - What?
Vega - An old earthly saying. Easier ... as a boy ... rape ..