We quote cool and funny phrases from games

Sally: There should be a passage under the altar
Drake: This is John Dee's altar, let's move the altar, maybe you're right
Drake: Haha really, you old sly bastard
Sally: Thanks =)
Drake: Not you, I'm talking about John Dee, but you're sly too
Sally: And old = (

Joker: Garrus, what is the name of the situation when a turian shoots a creepy spiked creature?
Garrus: Friendly fire and this joke is already a million years old,

but the whole situation when the joker with Garrus used to hound jokes about each other is fantastic

[b] [member = psn1034] [/ b], which ME is it from? I do not remember

[b] [member = shepard] [/ b], 2nd like

Krypto's catchphrase from Destroy all Humans:

[i] I want his ass on a stick. [/ I]

In general, all games in the series can be disassembled into funny phrases ...

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GTA IV

Vlad: Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?
Niko: Big mouth prick.
Vlad: Very catchy.

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Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: [shows phot] This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: What problem does he got with my cousin?
Vlad: [phone rings] Hold on.
[on phone]
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll you back.
[continues talking to niko]
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?

[b] [member = shepard] [/ b], a casual conversation from the third is
better late than never-the phrase is cool, only it is not from the game

From Binary Domain, a bathhouse dating scene as a Chinese woman walks in.

Bo: She looks familiar. Reminds me of an actress, or someone.
Dan: Come on Bo, you know, the only movies you watch are porn ...
[Thinking]
Oh, yeah. Right with the ...

[offtopic] For those who don't know English:
[spoil]
Bo: She looks familiar. Reminds me of an actress, or someone.
Dan: Come on, Bo, you're just watching porn ...
[Thinking]
Oh Yes. Truth with ...
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And Bo's facial expression when he says "Ni hao" killed))

PS Then I thought, wondered what came after "Right [b] with [/ b] the ...") )))

Indeed, not many phrases were remembered;
1. [b] Blood Omen: Legacy Of Kain [/ b]. Cain constantly says "Vae Victus", which in Latin means "Woe to the vanquished."
2. [b] Duke Nukem [/ b]. Duke's quote: "Come get some", translated as "Come and get"
3. [b] Battlefield BC2 [/ b]. A quote from Russian warriors who, during shelling, often give out "I got into serious shit!"

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4. [b] Bulletstorm [/ b]. Quote from Rell: "Drink some more Gray - it's easier to aim this way!"
Trishka: Just come closer and I'll kill your cock!
Gray: What? What does it mean that you kill my dick ?! Okay, I'll kill your cock myself! Changed April 29,

- You know, I thought about you Trevor. About your lifestyle.
-Seriously? Truth?
-Oh yeah. People always put labels on you. Well, you know: a maniac, a psycho .. In a way, you cannot be driven into any frame. But on the other hand ...
-What?
-Think. Where do you live?
-In Sandy Shores.
-I see, but why here?
-This is a backwater. Far from big cities. Everything here is genuine. Real people meet here!
-Yes? And if the fake ones move here?
-Then I'll get the hell out of here -Well, what about
your dressing style?
-What's wrong? I don't care about clothes.
-No no. Those who don't care are wearing clean, sized clothes. And your clothes are so slightly crazy.
- I take what I have in the store. What is it, my God ?!
- It's not even a lack of taste, Tee, it's the exact opposite.
-You should work as a stylist.
-And also tattoos, hair, strange music, strange toys, little-known drugs - and everything else.
-What the hell are you talking about? 
-You ... Hipster!
-What?
- You're a hipster.
- I hate hipsters.
-Classic hipster rejection reaction.
-I can't stand them!
-Hipsters love to talk about their hatred of other hipsters.
-Your mother! I really hate them.
- Self-hatred is a common trait of hipsters.
- Is this all due to the fact that I live away from eateries, banks and civilization?
-You are changing. Skinny jeans are coming soon. Then latte, then bankers.
You may not be your average hipster, but you are who all hipsters want to be. You, Trevor, you are a proto-hipster. : icon_mrgreen:

Michael and Trevor from GTA5: icon_mrgreen:

WHY TO EAT CABBAGE KADA IS A POTATO

HAY NIKO ETS ROMAN, LETS GO BOWLING

Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GLaDOS: Yeah. Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: Get Mad! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons! Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy. Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down! GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking. From Portal 2

EBENAISTA!
GRHAAA!
SAK MY DICK!

(Niko Belich) Modified on September 24, 2014 by Bergovic

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne
Vladimir "Vlad" Lem from the game Max Payne 2: The Fall Of Max Payne

I remember very well the phrase from Ace combat X Joint Assault

Gaviria: "Too fast for you, Antares !?"

It always floats into my head when I kill someone at high speed, in any game =)

Phrase from Duke

- Jetpack! I am a bird, I am an airplane, I am DUKE NUKEM!

Cool Sam

We can do this the hard way or my way.

Mister Smith, mister Wesson, nice to meet you.

“The main secret was that there was no secret, no matter what they said in the movies. There were no rules, no secret spell. There was no map either. It wasn't about how cool you are. This is pure lottery, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just a donkey. All that is left for you in this situation is to flap as you can - while you can ... "