We quote cool and funny phrases from games

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I shoulda've known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: Asphalt, and trouble.

Doesn't anyone really remember this? : D

[b] Richy [/ b], Full Throttle? in my opinion it was at the very beginning of the game?

Ninja knows no fear !!! : gigi: Shadow Warrior

finally mocking there was GG
[quote] * "Teh! Son of a bitch!"
* "I am the Shadow Warrior."
* "You no mess with the Lo Wang"
* "Who wants some Wang?"
* "A ninja knows no fear."
* "I like nuclear weapons."
* "Pain is for the weak."
* "I like big weapons."
* "Cowabunga."
* "BANZAII !!"
* "You made another stupid move!"
* "I love the shuriken!"
* "I like sword - it's a personal weapon."
* "Oh, split personality!"
* "Oh, look, you coming apart!"
* "You look like a stupid!"
* "Look, you have a new friend!"
* "Holy pieces of cow / shit!"
* "It is natural to die."
* "Sayonara, scumbag."
* "You are tiny grashopper."
* "Burn baby burn, flames are gettin 'higher!"
* "Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
* "Ow! Who put these here?"
* "It is good day to die. Ha-ha"
* "Just like Hiroshima."
* "Oh, damn, I'm running into walls now!"
* "Oh ho ho, sticky bomb liking you!"
* "Have fun little Rabbit! Ha ha!"
* "Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
* "Heh, this no movie, Mr.
Chan. " *" Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan. "
*" Be proud, Mr. Woo. "
* "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"
* "You move like a pregnant yak."
* "You blocking with your head again!"
* "You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!"
* "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"
* "I hope you are paying attention."
* "It's all in the reflexes."
* "Oh, better zip fly."
* "Everybody dead. I like that."
* "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit ?!"
* "Sticky Bomb meet Mr. Stupid."
* "Ahh, better than acupuncture."
* "Ancient chinese secret."
* "Must be American driver."
* "You drive like a baboon in heat."
* "You very bad man."
* "This is not a charade."
* "Dying time's here."
* "Eat this pencil dick."
* "You can't evade me forever."
* "I stick a firecracker in your ass."
* "Haha, call me Mr. Fix It."
* "That's no ordinary rabbit."
* "That's no ordinary wang."
* "Time to get erased."
* "Horny rabbits, hahaha."
* "Push in the bush there rabbit, haha."
* "Oh, queer bunny."
* "Oh you fagot rabbit."
* "You do that you go blind."
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* "Lo Wang soap you good."
* "Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha."
* "Those real tits?"
* "Hey baby, pull my finger! Hahaha!"
* "Two wangs are better than one."
* "Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
* "Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
* "Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
* "Hello, is your refridgerator running? Better catch it!"
* "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
* "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dingy hanging out."
* "Uh oh, look like Lo Wang need to cut back on sushi."

* "Before you attack her, wrap your wacka!"
* "Hey, baby, you polish too?"
* "Hey, chicky, you tighten my nuts?"
* "Lo Wang's drive shaft need service."
* "So, you good with hands?"
* "You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?"
* "How about a test drive, doll?"
* "See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!"
* "Whoa, baby, what's up your tail pipe?"
* "Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha."
* "Hey, since you already in bed, well ..."
* "Hey baby, you in bed? Is there room for two?"
* "You good lookin '

* "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."
* "Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."
* "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
* "Whoa, must be American made."
* "Just like Pearl Harbor."
* "Revenge is dish best served raw."
* "I am sitting here, getting stiff!"
* "Taksan balls, squashy penis."
* "Oh you little tiny dick."
* "I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"
* (To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight! ... Ugly, scaly, snake ... shitface."
* "Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"

* "Quit jerking off! Come fight me!"
* "She's raided her last tomb" [after finding Lara Croft chained to the wall of a prison cell
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I can fly
[img] http://www.ffshrine.org/ffx/35-believe/00013.jpg [/ img]

My team is your wish (c) Yuri from Red Alert 2

Baird: THAT'S the Locust Queen?
Cole: I thought she was supposed to be butt ugly.
[img] http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/d/db/Queen_myrrah.jpg [/ img]

[img] http://s57.radikal.ru/i155/0812/c4/dc1805b2a5ad.gif [/ img]

Raiden: "Still tickin, huh?"
Vamp: "Unfortunately, Hell had no Vacancies ..."

1. Shake it baby - Duke Nukem: D
2. Disgusting, disgusting babushka! Also, I suppose, and a man ... (About the statue of a woman with an oar) - Shtyrlitz.

Black cloak on the HES, when passing the level: JOB WELL DONE. Many people remember this phrase, however.

[i] "Excuse me. Do you know where I can find some sailors?" [/ i] (Shenmu)

[i] "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum ... and I'm all out of gum" [/ i] (Duke)

[i] "You look like you need a monkey!" [/ i] (NOLF)

[i] "..." [/ i] (Morgan Freeman): gigi:

From Grim Fandango you can to sit with a notepad to write out, the MGU is also full.

by the way! I need to replay fondango in English.

In My Restless Dreams, I See That Town ..... also super, this is from the second silence ... mmmm nostalgiaiiiii
: sad:

The most powerful bark was in the first and third Petka, I don't remember the current)

You sounds like a pussy - Jack (Mass Effect 2)

[quote name = "Elzerd"] Come embrace the darkneeeeeeeeess!
Jackie, don't hesitate, don't be confused. Im here. Now.
Human, flesh, festers - FEEED USSS!
My uncle Paulie's pretty much a scum bag. Not that anyone has balls to tell him to his face.
And a few favorites from the same place:
What about uncle Paulie? FUCK PAULIE!
And the most-most:
I remember the night of my 21 birthday, that was the first time i died.

All the same, the game is brilliant. Need to replay :) [/ quote]

darkness is my favorite console game :)

"I'm Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle" from Braid - and the stories of Tim's relationship with the "princess" are just mind-blowing thing, like the game itself.

[b] Richy [/ b], once he recalled, in the game "Space giraffe" it was
"You won! The winner is you! But your space giraffe is in another castle"
such a frenzy in general :-D

[b] ACE [/ b], yes, Minter's Space Giraffe is an awesome thing, it's a pity that few people appreciated it (fate with Braid was still better off).

Loo-loo-loo-look at you, hacker. Ppp-pathetic creature of meat and bones.

[b] Red Priest Rezo [/ b], oh shit, there was a brick game. Bioshock is not even comparable.