You have played games if ...

: arrow: go to the hospital, get your weapon

: arrow: scrutinize newspapers lying on the floor

: arrow: explore all the surrounding holes in the walls for keys

: arrow: can't walk past the lock without opening it

: arrow: always carry a flashlight in your breast pocket

: arrow: flinch every time your wife / girlfriend coughs

: arrow: wary of little girls

Brilliantly! :)

Brilliantly! :) You go ahead with this glorious tradition: wink:

I have not played in SH, but I have to continue :( ...

... then I'll write about MoH.

you beat Medal of Honor if ...

: arrow: always wear a gas mask

: arrow: when playing football, you are afraid to step on a mine

: arrow: skip your German lessons and study English diligently

: arrow: in the new year, always run on the subway

: arrow: on Omaha beach you no longer sunbathe

: arrow: when you see a German, unwittingly grab a grenade in your pocket

: arrow: claim that in a past life you drove a tank

: arrow: you are very afraid of avcharkas, especially german ones :)

: arrow: at the sight of the military, the hand itself reaches for the temple

: arrow: you think your first name is Powell and your last name is Leutinant ...

: idea: PS: MercyKiller change the theme, let it be free for all games: wink:

You have beaten Gran Tourismo 3 if:

: arrow: you have a garage for 200 cars at home;

: arrow: you change the oil every 50 km;

: arrow: think that the car you bought will take another 1 KB. free space;

: arrow: terrified, looking for a "square" to slow down at an intersection;

: arrow: the joystick feels more comfortable than the steering wheel;

: arrow: in a car dealership for VAZ cars, you ask if they have this dozen, but only in Silver Gray Metallic;

: arrow: your usual speed on the freeway is just under 300 km / h;

: arrow: strive to install Intercooler on your VAZ;

: arrow: it seems to you that it costs only 50 rubles to wash the car;

: arrow: turn on the headlights whenever the sun is just beginning to set;

: arrow: you are afraid, but will not wear off the rubber while you get to work;

: arrow: I want to overtake all the cars in front;

: arrow: do you think that in order to travel outside the Garden Ring, you need to get an ia-license;

: arrow: to look back feverishly press R1;

: arrow: Lenny Kravitz is the only thing that plays in your car radio. : D

You beat AvP (per person) if ...

: arrow: stay awake at night

: arrow: walking along the corridor often look back, occasionally glancing at the ceiling

: arrow: consider your father an astronaut

: arrow: claim that you were born in the distant future

: arrow: your apartment is airtight

: arrow: you go outside only in an astronaut costume

: arrow: save money to buy a radar

: arrow: always save battery when using a torch ... wear night vision only on holidays

: arrow: never part with a knife

: arrow: don't trust women

: arrow: first try to break a closed door, only then look for another way out

: arrow: love to sit in vintillation shafts

: arrow: once a week do lungs äringen

: arrow: be distrustful of generals

: arrow: for chest pains, try to commit suicide ... when, after that, you wake up in the hospital, involuntarily shout: "Kill me ..."

: arrow: think of Aliens as a documentary

You beat AvP (as someone else's) if ...

: arrow: Are you wondering what color your neighbor's brains are.

: arrow: How fast will your wife / girlfriend give birth

: arrow: Who to offer the newborn as the first carrier

: arrow: You start stocking up on animal brains

: arrow: You have a thought ... but why do I need all this ??????

Well, DoomGamer, it was you in vain that you demanded to change the topic, and someone from the other moderators to fulfill your request ...: twisted: Here he is approaching ... Post-apocalypse! "And then Ostap suffered ..." (c)

You have beaten Fallout if ...

: arrow: you no longer need a flashlight at night

: arrow: do you agree with the statement that the rifle shoots in a straight line, and the bullet flies in the skill

: arrow: you lit an X-ray image

: arrow: on the subway, you want to take out the wallet from a dozing passenger

: arrow: before that you will definitely save

: arrow: after an unsuccessful attempt to steal, everything around takes on a red outline

: arrow: several women, desperately yelling and waving their arms above their heads, take turns leaving the car

: arrow: you no longer stop in the traffic police encounter (with) NIM

: arrow: when we last stopped, there was nothing interesting on the corpses (c) HIM

: arrow: you try in vain to teach your friends to stay close

: arrow: when you get bored you leave them in the desert

: arrow: you smashed all the home appliances looking for a motivator for your dog

: arrow: you can't understand since when the brahmins have one head

: arrow: you have not slept for several days, afraid to see in a dream a stoned man calling for help

: arrow: you constantly ask in the nearest stall for cherry Nuka-Cola

: arrow: in the summer at the dacha with a hunting rifle, you will become obsolete from the slaughter at the anthill

: arrow: you filled your car's gas tank with batteries

: arrow: your boots are too tight for you

: arrow: had to amputate the enlarged thumb

: arrow: you are trying to pay at the store with aluminum can caps

: arrow: you dig under your house hideously

: arrow: your favorite number is 13

: arrow: you dug all the rat holes in search of the holy grenade

: arrow: you boiled a kettle, brewed tea, poured sugar, stirred it, but AR wasn't enough to drink it

: arrow: you do not go to the bozar because you carry it with you

: arrow: you don't remember where you got your dose of radiation

: arrow: you, having lost your keys and not being able to pick the lock, blow up the door with a grenade launcher

: arrow: in your yard there is not a single whole car except yours

: arrow: your shirt came from your grandfather

: arrow: your grandfather killed the master

: arrow: you rummage in graves at night, looking for sunglasses

: arrow: you don't go to temples - there are many scorpions

: arrow: you tortured a disabled person with an oxygen tank, wanting to know where he got the laser pistol

: arrow: you SIMPLY zadolbali everyone asking where to find G.E.K.K.

: arrow: you blew up an oil rig

And most importantly: arrow: you are as obsessed with Fallout as I am: lol:

You beat Morrowind if ...

: arrow: you feel sick at the sight of the desktop (Segal, you know)

: arrow: you got tired of walking across the bridge and decided to go for a run on the water

: arrow: you firmly decided to hack to death the boss, but in the morning you broke the blade against your mother-in-law

: arrow: drive up to work on beetles

: arrow: you cast on the Grab Mind examiner

: arrow: you jump from the 15th floor hoping to pump up the figure

: arrow: you live in a mushroom

: arrow: your girlfriend / wife is just a pussy

: arrow: she constantly requires you to shave off the scales

: arrow: you walk down the street dressed in eaten crayfish shells

: arrow: in the store you divide the offered price by two and start bargaining, each time yielding no more than one penny

You beat AvP (as someone else's) if ...

: arrow: Are you wondering what color your neighbor's brains are.

: arrow: How fast will your wife / girlfriend give birth

: arrow: Who to offer the newborn as the first carrier

: arrow: You start stocking up on animal brains

: arrow: You have a thought ... but why do I need all this ??????

: arrow: afraid to burn the doctor when he takes your blood

: arrow: don't consider your mom your own mom anymore

: arrow: try to climb walls

: arrow: don't cut your nails

: arrow: the film Aliens you think is a sadistic film over animals

if there is nothing to do, read this one http://www.ag.ru/reviews/avp2ph/voted_none.shtml humorous reviewer about the addon for AvP: wink:

Beat Hitman 2 if

Pantene pro-v advertisement failed miserably

If you have "Tripper" written in the spav, then you think that it was signed by Tobias Ripper

When someone shouts "ATAS!" you take out the SECOND hardball

Don't know why people see the katana in your left hand

Only the "Silent assassin" rating keeps you from killing attendants on the subway

Making tons of money while living in a barn

You think that by putting on a turban and a robe, you become like Osama

You think that for eating other people's sweets you need to beat your face

Consider "arsenic - just add water" to be the best drink

You beat MGS2 if:

: arrow: look around cautiously when yelling: Snake !!!

: arrow: pull yourself up a hundred times in the morning in the hope of getting Grip level2

: arrow: when you see a wall, you cuddle up to it like crazy and look out from behind it in search of an enemy

: arrow: you always and everywhere want to slip unnoticed

: arrow: when you see people in masks there is an irresistible urge to shoot them with a tranquilizer

: arrow: in supermarkets, you sneak up the walls, trying not to get into the area of ​​external surveillance cameras

: arrow: hide in the lockers

: arrow: kill people and drag their corpses to secluded places, not forgetting to shake the bandage out of them beforehand

: arrow: your gas pistol with laser sight

: arrow: always wear a headband without removing it even at night

: arrow: hate people with one hand and try to kill them on occasion

: arrow: sneeze often at the most inopportune moment

: arrow: smoking shortens important life much faster than other people's lives

: arrow: shoot a fire extinguisher for you - the primary task

: arrow: hate the hudson

: arrow: and bridge over it

: arrow: hide under cardboard boxes and wish to remain unnoticed under them

: arrow: Hideo Kodjima is your only god

: arrow: your digital camera is always with you

: arrow: regularly hit the light bulbs in the hallways

Why did they abandon such a cool topic?

I'll post a joke about "Space Rangers" soon

Fallout offtopic moved here ...

Let's remember the old. You have beaten Cursed Lands if:

: arrow: You suspect the headman of your group of all deadly sins

: arrow: After the grant of the scholarship, you understand that it is not unreasonable

: arrow: You crawl to the nearest beer stand

: arrow: With a joyful whoop, you run after yard dogs, thinking that they are wolves

: arrow: Mentally assess what wonderful slippers would come out

from your cat Murzik.

: arrow: After eating a chicken leg, do not throw out the bones, but try to attach them to the mop, thereby making a fashionable spear

: arrow: Do you think that your entrance is the only settlement in the city

: arrow: You hit a fat man at a bus stop and don't understand why his hit points are so quickly restored.

: arrow: Give your neighbor Vasya a homemade bow and ask him to teach the local gopniks a lesson with you.

: arrow: After being late for a couple, turn on the invisibility spell and quietly

sneak into the gallery.

: arrow: Having quarreled with a friend, ask him to turn his back, no, not for what you thought, but to hit him in the head from behind.

Here I played a miniout 20-25 in MGS2, on the very first episode, where it was raining. And I think no, I will not go for hire, there is a terrible downpour on the street ...

Then he looked out the window, there was no rain and there was no ...

And after passing MGS2, I'm somewhat sure that Bush is the same puppet as the pre-publisher in MGS2 (in the sense of the camp is controlled by other people) ...

You beat Postal 2 if ...

: arrow: you hate the toilet

: arrow: cooperate with the police

: arrow: you dream of MILK at night

: arrow: don't like SS and DN

: arrow: you are redhead

: arrow: you remember the literal past of your youth !!!

Prodolju temu Sh 2.

: arrow: Vam strajno kajdoy nochyu.

: arrow: vida formu piramidi u vas ploxoe predchuvstvie.

: arrow: Teper vi tochno poznakomites s blondinkoy v parke (v jizni konechno)

You have clearly outplayed AvP2 as a Predator if:

: arrow: you see everything in infrared mode

: arrow: when you find yourself in a deserted quarter and hearing strange sounds, you start to switch different modes of vision, in search of a target

: arrow: you often sit on the roof of a building looking for a suitable target

: arrow: you walk down the street absolutely sure that no one sees you

: arrow: you always save the harpoon cannon for an emergency because you know that there will be nowhere to refuel it (everything has already been searched everywhere), and the harpoons can not always be returned

: arrow: you are constantly looking for a disc

: arrow: you always know that if you find a disc - all the khan

: arrow: you always keep your right hand near your left, preparing to open fire from a plasma cannon at any mament

: arrow: you know for sure that if you hit someone with your fist, then this blow will certainly be fatal because you have knives on your hand

: arrow: you are always looking for places in advance where you can, remaining unnoticed turn off invisibility, heal and replenish your energy

: arrow: you always move fast

: arrow: you are not afraid to jump from great heights

: arrow: you are not afraid of being injured, because you know that you always have your first aid kit with you

: arrow: you like to make bubbling sounds

: arrow: you are turned on by the beating of your heart

: arrow: every person is a trophy carrier for you

: arrow: you are absolutely sure that with one blow you will take the skull from a person fresh and cleaned

: arrow: you always try to move on roofs and balconies, and only go down to the ground if absolutely necessary

: arrow: if people in military uniforms walk by, you freeze, fearing to be seen on motion sensors

: arrow: if you see a person with a weapon, zoom in looking for a smart gun in his hands

: arrow: hate people armed with bazookas, choose them as the first target

: arrow: if they aim at you with a weapon, then you understand that they saw you, and rush forward, raising your right hand for a deadly blow

: arrow: no matter what, it is more pleasant for you to kill with knives in your right hand or wielding a spear, turning off invisibility right in front of the enemy's nose, so that in the last seconds of his life he can see how beautifully you will kill him ... you always dream of doing this without understanding what keeps you from killing people so disgustingly violating the harmony of blue with their yellow-red highlights

: arrow: Predator movie for you brother story

: arrow: the movie Predator 2 is a reminder for you that you are not alone

You beat StarCraft if:

: arrow: The speed of your mouse clicks reaches over 200 times per minute.

: arrow: You can't fall asleep every day if you haven't watched another replay at night.

: arrow: You are looking feverishly clicking a switch on your TV, the Korean Starcraft channel.

: arrow: You only feel like a human being with a rating of over 1500, as if you have 1500 bucks in your pocket.

For Terran:

: arrow: Your favorite smell, the smell of overcooked meat.

For Zerg:

: arrow: As soon as you see homosapiens, you want to bury yourself in the ground and attack from behind.

: arrow: You feverishly eat substances that accelerate metabolism, so that you rush around the city like an adrenaline zerling.

: arrow: Green saliva is dripping from your mouth.

: arrow: You go to the gym every day to be like an Ultralisk.

For Protos:

: arrow: Every time you go to bed, you check if all your batteries are charged.