You have played games if ...

You sat too much in [b] Windows [/ b]
- When, reading a book before going to bed, you cannot find the search menu.
- When buying bread in a store, you require a driver.
- Want to get an item out of the cabinet, but at the same time your hands are looking for buttons [b] Ctrl + X [/ b]
- Garbage can be eliminated through the [b] Delete [/ b] key.
- Watching a TV show, and your wife distracts you, you try to press “pause”
- If there is a big mess on the table, you just need to “update” it!
- The text in the newspaper is not edited.
- The weather changes from pictures to screensavers.
- When you drive a car, you know what it will do anyway.
- Suspiciously asking passers-by - Where are the firewood?
- The TV does not want to display a different screen extension.
- Going out into the street you are amazed: How many pixels are around !!!
- You are able to go to the store without getting up.
- Zero file, object, person, car, garbage phone, dogs for you a couple of trifles.
- There are new version items in the store.
- Seeing a beautiful girl on the street, you know that she is not real.
: lamer:: stupid:

iii and more about windows ... -if

your machine does not start, then you are trying to find the alt + ctrl + delete keys -if you
liked the sausage in the map store, you want to download it via ftp
-if you need to find out the time, you look in the lower-right corner ..
-in a complete set with books, scrolling ... -the
virus in your microwave oven!

[quote name = "yevgenius"]
- Watching a TV show, and your wife distracts you, you try to press “pause”
[/ quote]

Well, this often happened to me until recently - the result of a long video mania :)

you have played Rome Total War if ....
- after you have done all the work, frantically look for the end turn button
- consider yourself the head of one of the Roman factions
- you have a sword
- the fence around your summer house is a 10-meter stone wall surrounded by a moat
- once in a crowd of people, you shout to them to line up
- your favorite movie is Gladiator
- you think of your pants as barbarians' clothes
- you always run away from bandits to the main square of the city
- walk in armor
- you have the date 250 BC on your phone February 16 23.00
- first you throw stones at the enemy and only then you get involved in a fight
- getting into an unfamiliar city trying to get information about it by pressing mouse3

You beat Morrowind if:
1) Enter a house without permission and sleep in someone else's bed as long as you want
2) During a conversation, you expect a dialog box to pop up
3) Try to travel on insects
4) Are the founder of a fighters guild: D
5) You steal everything, including forks, spoons, bags, plates, grass, flowers ...
6) If you are tied by cops, you say I have an order for murder
: uzi:

you beat Fallout if:

You insult your friends by saying ... Sure, shoot me in the back Tycho, Ian, etc.
You rate peoples abilities in terms of 4, 5, or 6.
You've finally found and bought that painting of Elvis from the spaceship.
You understood that reference.
You refer to your home as a "Vault"
You only drink bottled water because your water chip is malfunctioning and you're afraid of radiation.
You've renamed your dog, Dogmeat.
You've bought Iguana's from the pet shop just so you can eat, Iguana on a Stick.
You dump your girlfriend for someone named Katja.
You refer to multi vitamins as Rad-Away.
You injure yourself and immediately look for StimPacks.
You demand people refer to you as your character's name.
You drive though Southern California looking for The Secret Mutant Base ...
You're convinced you've found the Mutant Base ... Hollywood. : gigi:
You live in Southern California and tell people you live "just south of The Boneyard ..."
You refer to your grandfather as "The Overseer".
You walk in zig-zag patterns ..: mrgreen:

and so on about 140 points. (here -> [url = http: //www.vault52.net/host/dilweeds/junkie.htm] http://www.vault52.net/host/dilweeds/junkie.htm [/ url]
Translation is not strong now and time. :(

you beat pes4 if
- you live by different time laws
- always wear shields ... even to work
- you constantly see the Konami emblem
- you always try to express your thoughts as follows: hello, good defending, great goal, etc.
- you have a buggy button D
- you know all the clubs and all the players better than your relatives
- you fall asleep only to the noise of the fans
- when you score a goal, you perform peculiar acrobatic techniques and, having taken off your T-shirt, throw it into the household

[quote name = "Tommy"] - scoring a goal, you perform peculiar acrobatic techniques and, taking off your T-shirt, throw it into the household [/ quote]

[offtopic] Oh, this is about brother :) [/ offtopic]

I played in Morrowind, in Deus Ex 2 I try to open the doors of spaces and read all the books along the way ...

You beat [b] Call of Duty [/ b] if:

1. Hitler is alive and wants to kill you.
2. There are only tanks everywhere.
3. Going out into the street, assess the situation.
4. Move only furtively.
5. It is impossible to drive through the city, only ruins.
6. There are fascists around every corner.
7. Seeing a running man, you know that he will not reach the goal.
8. Greet every veteran.
9. Communicate only in teams.
10. Your mother-in-law works for the Stasi! and constantly hints to you “speak softly! They are eavesdropping !!!, now [color = red] communists [/ color] will come ... ”
11. At any loud sound you fall down.
12. In any case, carry with you [u] a pistol [/ u] (lighter)
13. You do not feel sorry for people.
14. All friends died in the catacombs, there were only [u] comrades! [/ U].
15. Having done whatever is wrong, you do not worry, knowing that you can always load or take a respawn.

You have outplayed GTA: SA if:
1. You see a cool BMX'er in the mirror;
2. You are dreaming of the same fucking Gang $ ta (the one from a strange gang), forcing you to love rap =);
3. You are trying to build muscle in sports. hall, mentally pressing the buttons "O" and "X";
4. There are no laws for you;
5. You wet everyone with a dildo that you found in the prosecutor's office! : crazy:

You beat Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven if:
- when you see someone's back, your hand starts looking for a sword.
- if guests come to you, then you treat them to cakes with poisoned rice.
- avoid busy streets
- when leaving the house, be sure to take a pipe with poisoned arrows or smoke bombs with you.
- you like to be on the roofs.
- you do not part with the hook and rope.
- you feel real pleasure if you are not noticed.

I do not know. :)

You beat Conter Strike if:

-Before entering the building, you throw a can with the inscription “FB” there
-If someone distracts you, you answer “be careful, friendly fire is on”
-You are trying to push someone from a high place, to see what "Ragdoll" he will have
-When you come to the corner of the house, you squat down and slowly crawl out to meet surprised passers-by
-You call a person a cheater if he runs faster than you

You beat Shadow of Rome if

-Can deal with six brutes with only one banana peel
-Throw roses at people
-Then raise your hands and shout to double your points
-Before going anywhere you take a city card and throw a knife at it
- You always have food in your left hand
-When you see people, you hide your hands behind your back
-Look desperately at the floor to find at least some weapon
-Watch the Gladiator movie every day
-Do your best to satisfy the crowd
-You have a map that shows the movements of people