You have played games if ...

You are overplayed on PS2 if ...

1) actively participate in the PS2 vs. PC

2) use PS to attract girls

3) consider 640 by 480 resolution to be quite acceptable

4) see anti-aliasing on the TV screen

5) consider yourself super great

6) write these ridiculous phrases:

7) shout at all forms: PS3 cool! Roulez! Forever !!! PS3: love: and still don't consider yourself prefixophiles

8) you have already done "Harakiri for a pkshnik" for a long time

9) Under your nickname it says Anti PC

10) good graphics are just animation for you

11) after reading this post, come back here http://forums.gamemag.ru/viewtopic.php?p=59160#59160

Try to prove what you've played if you jump from the roof of a 12-storey building shouting: "Neo rules! The matrix is ​​not a fake! I saw it!" hlobbbyysh! Well, here's one more sacrifice of the Matrix ...: sad: [/ b]

Alternatively, you retrained in the computer science department if you think that a state machine is a weapon, and a Turing machine is a car ...

: rotfl:: rotfl:: rotfl:

Doumer, but what about item 12 - you are Fedya: lol :: lol:.

You beat Q3 if:

: arrow: you put fralimite at 100 to increase your pleasure.

: arrow: after an hour of play, bots start you fight

: arrow: in a 1v1 match, if the bot earns -1 frag, you commit suicide in order not to look unfair

: arrow: use rail as main weapon

: arrow: start chatting with bots

: arrow: ... and they answer you! ...

: arrow: you are friends with Xaero

You replayed Star Wars JK II Jedi Outcast if you think

: arrow: 1) What power is with you

: arrow: 2) That the laser sword lies in the glove compartment of your desk

: arrow: 3) That the Sith are watching you

: arrow: 4) That your aero scooter is parked in the garage

: arrow: 5) That you can read people's minds

: arrow: 6) That Luke is waiting for you with the next task

: arrow: 7) That you are a great Jedi.

What am I: twisted:: upto:.

May the dark side of power be with you: wink:.

Seeing a nurse in a white coat, you desperately start bludgeoning her with an iron pipe.

Refuse to leave the house in the fog at all.

If the street is deserted and quiet, you panic.

Everywhere and always you walk with the included flashlight.

Entering a room where there are a lot of people, you widening your eyes ... start to say in bewilderment: whatoo? whatoo etooo ??? what's going on here??!!! (I remember the translation of the first SH: mrgreen :)

You always walk with a pistol, a shotgun, a pipe, a stick with nails, a hunting rifle, a knife, a katana ... be sure to take various medicines and pills with you.

Entering the room, be sure to look at it at the necessary items ... well, there are juice cans, bent needles ...

If you want to get somewhere, then you run down the street in the middle of the road.

You can run into the pharmacy ... and fill your pockets with medicines in front of the puzzled pharmacists ... and run away

You collect any keys you see ... wherever you are (even at a party).

And if you are lucky enough to meet some kind of Martians, then the first thing you ask them is: "have you seen a girl here? Little ... dark-haired ..."

You beat Doom, Quake, Anreal, etc. if:

- You pay for the bread in the bakery with the Rocket Launcher

- Going to the bakery for bread around the corner, you do not turn, but strafe

You have played Il2-Sturmovik or other simulators if:

- While on the bus, turn your head around and try to see where these messerschmitts are at 2 or 6 o'clock

- screaming "Bombs away!"

You have beaten Legacy of Kain if:

- attack passers-by to replenish your blood supply

And in general, you have replayed if you read all this: D

You beat Carmageddon if

: arrow: On the road you have delusions of grandeur.

: arrow: At an intersection you want to tackle.

: arrow: Oversters deserve a 180 reverse from you.

: arrow: I always want to exceed the speed.

: arrow: You still want to knock down pedestrians.

: arrow: Your car is not vulnerable.

: arrow: Paranoia will still take its toll, and everyone will be for themselves.

: arrow: You have endless gasoline.

: arrow: Red light for you to start.

: arrow: Wife is afraid to let you drive.

: arrow: At a railway crossing, I want to check who is faster than you or the freight train.

: arrow: You are not afraid of traffic police posts.

: arrow: In the city, everyone is so addicted to get on the bumper.

: arrow: Your psychologist starts to worry about you.

Again, you beat CX if:
- you start firing a shotgun at the nurses and doctors in the hospital;
- you jump into all the hatches that come across to you, and climb into all the holes in the walls;
- beat the poor dogs on the street;
- feel an irresistible craving for weapons;
- you have an incomprehensible iron object on your head and a huge knife in your hands;
- grab everything that lies, hangs, sticks out, and so on;
- you receive a letter, being sure that your wife is dead, from some woman who assures you that she is your wife;
- headlong go to her (see the previous point)
;) :)

You beat [b] HALF-LIFE2 [/ b] if:

1. You painted your old scrap red and even go to the toilet with it.
2. Avoid anyone with a blue suit and briefcase.
3. Having met the swing for a long time, you play with it, put the bricks on one, then on the other end and experience a truly puppy delight.
4. Stop talking.
5. They managed to invent Gravity
Gun 6. They began to wear glasses, and grew a beard.
7 got a shepherd dog and named it Calhoun.
8. They got a crab and named it Lamar.
9. Draw lambda everywhere.
10. Smeared with cockroach pheromones, thus forcing the cockroaches to leave your house, and along the way to eat your mother-in-law.
11.You are hatching plans to capture the Ostankino "citadel"

--4. They stopped talking. -
men of the few words))
Steering wheel)))

You beat [b] Counter-Strike [/ b] if:

1 You sit down a lot.
2 Entering the room, carefully inspect the corners and campers.
3 If there are a lot of people in the room, then frantically looking for at least some toast.
4 You often run along the street with a knife in your hands.
5 Go around the corners with a strafe.
6 Talk to people in teams.
7 You all want to defuse a bomb or rescue hostages.
8 You see an elephant calf everywhere.
9 Draw your logo everywhere.
10 Throw something at passers-by trying to make a "headshot".
11 Call your friends by nickname.
12 If someone does something better than you, call him a cheater.
13 Save up money for Kalash, M4 or Elephant.
14 Every day you put on an armor and a helmet.
15 Do you remember the gun purchase combination better than your phone number.

You played Sims if:

- Wearing new clothes, you describe a circle in the air
- You began to talk in some incomprehensible dialect
- You began to see a man in a greasy rabbit suit
- Go out into the street, only by taxi
- You cannot find your green rhombus
- You were fired from your job because you demand that a car pulls up for you.

You have outplayed [b] Max Payne [/ b] if ...

- You dress exclusively in dark clothes and a black cloak.
- You are a complete paranoid, and it seems to you that you are constantly being watched.
- Going to the washbasin, shower, toilet bowl, you always turn on the water.
- You constantly want to kill someone and take revenge on someone.
- You constantly have nightmares in which you run along incomprehensible corridors, following a line painted with blood.
- You are constantly chased by drug lords, pimps, crime bosses, hired killers and local punks.
- You always speak in monosyllabic sentences drawn in comics.
- Seeing a crowd of people, you are constantly tumbling, now to the right, then to the left, then backward, while time slows down in an incomprehensible way.
- You go outside exclusively at night.
- You are always uncomfortable when it is snowing heavily outside.
- You are constantly running around the houses, searching lockers, bedside tables and other furniture for the presence of painkillers.
You often install the Max Payne game on your computer and listen to music for long hours in the main menu.
- Your whole life is continuous chapters and points.

[quote name = "Borman"] [b] You beat Doom, Quake, Anreal, etc., if: [/ b]

- Going to the bakery for bread around the corner, you do not turn, but strafe
[/ quote]
: -D: up:


you have played all the games in general, if you think that "now I will click on quick load and fix everything."

you outplayed Doom if:
- you are trying to find F6 all the time
- you are chasing old scientists
- if you feel unwell, you stick to an ATM with an incomprehensible purpose
- you do not lean against the walls
- you write down / remember all three-digit numbers
- try to take mini- computers that you see
- do not like to visit a public toilet
- are afraid of mirrors

-the sight of three monsters your FPS drops :-D

- your head is glued together from two halves: D

I think I played yesterday in Deus Ex: IW outplayed ....
all night I shot small mechanical spiders - terrible creatures, if they get on the skin, they inject a web that completely absorbs a person ..: scare: