The bloopers
Offer pokidat in this topic for fun those masterpieces, which we indulge on the screens. But not those mistakes, like in that shot, the hat, and there. I propose to look for, so to speak, conscious of the mistakes that the filmmakers made a virtue of their mental development :)For Example, Carrier 2
in the beginning of the film, GG closes of tracer bullets thin doors. Bullets with the power slam into the door, knocking them together with GG but NOT BREAK!!!
- jump from one car to another. The car is booking at least 3 tons, and drop it from a height like in the movie - any would punch all the floors and fell into the basement!!!
But it's junk. Here, from the newcomer
King Kong
- when king Kong opens tied to zerovnica character. The fact that it will rip, no doubt, but as held her hand - she had to stay hanging on the rope!!! :) If the rope is weak - HE could break her, and if strong - any would be left without hands!
- the dinosaur with the prey in his mouth pursues the heroine. Imagine yourself in the place of a dinosaur - did you catch the prey, suddenly you starts to run strange white two-legged tiny creature - you run after him? Never! Animal's production is not even to chase someone. Or maybe just stupid dinosaur caught? Doubt :)
- the Director seeing as Kong's fiercely protective of HS, as he's screwing her, suddenly finds that the monkey will go for the HS. With a fright?
But the biggest gaffe, and even in advertising Rodica I saw recently.
Mission impossible 3
- hero runs over the bridge. Rear car explodes and Cruz instead of falling forward on the camera flies to the side!!! That is not the direction of the blast wave!!! That's how stupid (as said Zadornov) you have to be to not know the basic physics of the 7 classes?
If you also noticed some awkward mistakes - write. Laugh.
The Bloopers Soldiers 1-15
* In one episode, the plot about the elections, above the entrance to the polling station on the territory of the part, the camera showed a sign saying: "Polling station in/CH № 3030", but the number of military units of the Ministry of defence of the Russian Federation consist of five digits, four digits consist of only the number of parts of the Ministry of Internal Affairs (Internal Troops).
* At the same time, in the third season says that the part number starts with "47" (when the new commander of the Teeth reads the decision on dissolution of the part number which begins with the same digits, officers pay attention to this; it is from the disbanded part will be given four soldiers in the 2nd company).
* A 5-series the third part of the falcons at the same time is in the barracks and train with Vacutainer.
* In the third part of Evelina leaves from in/h with Smallwin. Rear number VAZ-2111 one, but after some time, when they slow the traffic police, the front room is completely different (including area code).
* The soldier demobilization in the military (Kovalev) in the first and second parts of one and the same, though a year has passed, he should be long ago already in stock.
* In the fifth part Shmatko said that "Kudashov brought replenishment, the mentally challenged score. That's when we with Nikolay Nikolaitch traveled for completion, then, because some guys scored: Fakhrutdinov, Nesterov, Lavrov, on Schur is a pleasure to watch..." But Fakhrutdinov Schoor from the disbanded part of the profit.
* Personal business nurses Paleevoy Irina Dmitrievna, which examines Kolobkov, entitled "Pylaeva Irina".
* The third part of the Schur confident driving a truck in "legendary ZKP," and in the fifth, when looking for a driver for Zubov, cannot drive the meter.
* In the first season serves as an ordinary Evseev, but his uniform in some of the series are clearly visible wide stripes of Sergeant.
* In the first season of Medvedev wrote on the fence: "Ira, I love you!", and at the end of the second season he examines the inscription on the photo. It is clear that the appearance of the inscription in both cases is very different.
* SWAT team of special forces in store in the fourth season consisted of Shmatko, Fakhrudinova, gun'ko, Sokolov and Lavrov. And later in the Vakutagin. And at the end of the series of Teeth announce gratitude Shmatko, Fakhrudinova, gun'ko, Sokolov, and Nesterov.
* The inscription on the training grounds in part: "Post safety".
* Officers read personal business of an ordinary Cat Timofey Ivanovich, and during the oath he said: "I am a cat Timofey Vasilyevich..."
* In the second part of the Evelyn middle name was "G.", and the following parts of the "Bonner".
* The sign of the Military says "military Enlistment office". Although it should be "Military Commissariat".
The bloopers of the movie BRIGADA(2002)
* The film is mentioned several times wild Boar — apparently, it is the leader Belov friendly "brigade". He calls Belov on his cell phone, but every time Belov at this point, can't speak and promises to call back. In the clip Oleg Gazmanov there is a similar episode with the call of a wild Boar. Character named wild Boar is shown in the movie "Zhmurki".
* Andrey Panin played the main villain (banker Valieva) and in the second film by Alexey Sidorov — "shadow Boxing" (where there is an episodic character, played by Sergei Bezrukov and identified himself as Sasha White).
* The destruction of the Beck group (8 series) — direct quote from the movie "the Godfather", the episode of the baptism of nephew Mike Corleone, the background to which is gang wars.
* During the destruction of the group Bey show episode when one of the bandits singing the song Valery Meladze Sulfur which will be released only in 1995
* 10-series, which shows the events of 1995, about 40 minutes series on the screen in a row of parked cars visible to the Chevrolet Niva, which is produced since 2002.
* In the beginning of the movie (1989) twice in the frame is visible "Gazelle" (production started 1994)
* The murder of Farhad (1993) occurs on the Ferris Wheel, which will open only in 1997 for the 850th anniversary of Moscow.
* A fight with a Fly (1989) was filmed on the embankment of the Moskva river in Brateevo district. In the background behind the bridge you can see Brateevskaya district Maryinsky Park, which was built only in the 90s.
* Sasha White is playing in 1995 at the computer game Quake II, which was released in December 1997. Plus, he shoots a railgun'and on the first level of the game that demonstrates the use of cheat codes.
* Space stepmom says: "Your son today or tomorrow "the Central Bank" robbed!" The word "Bank" will appear two years later, in 1991,...
* Phone appears in 1991, in real life, in Russia they did not exist.
* In the second series, on hero A. inshakova showing Russian license plates, introduced in 1993-1994.
* People Beck in the transaction kill the four Tajiks, and in the plane when Walter White was going to fly to Tajikistan have uploaded three coffins.
* In the scenes on the Sparrow hills in France, a part of the panorama with the Luzhniki stadium in its new, restored form. Before the renovation the stadium had a different, easily recognizable appearance with lighting masts and without a canopy over the stands (not applicable to the stage of "confirm" the vows of friendship after the death of the Bees, Space, and Phil, who according to the chronological development of the story happened really after restoration)
* In scenes with planes (8-I, 15-I a series) the engines of the aircraft are closed, red lids, although within minutes the plane to take off.
The bloopers in the movie Hitman
* Staffing at 1 h 09 m, one can observe the inscription of the FSB on the forms of employees, despite the fact that the middle letter is "C" mirrored.
* Also, when the screen shows the Kremlin, below we see an inscription: "Saint Petersburg".
* Most of the filming was carried out in Sofia. Therefore, in the film you can see many Bulgarian inscriptions: "national teachr", "pose", etc.
* In the Cathedral in St. Petersburg, where the funeral of the slain ' 47, brother of the President of the Russian Federation Belikov, are the pews in a Catholic Church, and when the car with the arrested 47-m departs from the Cathedral, in the background are mountains.
* Also seems absurd appearance in the end of the movie the CIA with extraordinary powers to check the Interpol for involvement in the attacks, given the fact that the action takes place on the territory of the Russian Federation. And what the Russian Federation on the film? - banana Republic between El Salvador and Honduras.
* Agent 47 and Nika whiout to Russia by car from Turkey, on the screen appears the inscription RUSSIAN BORDER - TURKEY. Russia has no land border with Turkey.
* Captain Goodnew and General Komarov are non-existent in the Russian army epaulets.
* According to legend, 47-th is bar-coded and in the film it is not present
Recently noticed. Maybe foolishly, maybe, but in such films as Gift, born 2 (can't remember what the Ultimatum of mine), Babylon our era and so when the heroes are in the USA and say the phrase: - Sent to Moscow in the following frame appears... station. Don't know, maybe they think that we have trains to the Atlantic ocean swim or stoned?
In the first part of the Terminator, Kyle Reece said that Sarah Connor sent a new robot. Type of his hair, human skin, flesh, blood and all. And they have there in 2029 robots covered with rubber and they are easy to distinguish. And terminator 4 in 2018, was a cyborg which is not something that human flesh, blood, etc., and even the heart is. That mcg made a mistake.
Liberty KroSSSovock
You're just a little misunderstood the story!Marcus Wright was polovinu man,half cyborg.
300 Spartans Leonidas remember shield studded with arrows? All sit on the pole, that is, the idea by hand from the other side of the shield current would sieve remaining)
According to legend, 47-th is bar-coded and in the film it is not present
He has a barcode in the movie, there is another under the bar code no numbers, 2 latest of which is his name 47.
Subject: Link to the bloopers of the legendary Russian Sherlock Holmes.
http://www.221b.ru/ovsyanka.htm
There is antenna on the roof, and fluorescent lighting in the Windows, and samorazvitie gloves, and nepreryvnoi Bathrobe Milverton.... In short a lot of mistakes, but this movie is bad does not become...
In the film, reservoir Dogs when Mr. Pink escapes from the police and pushes passers-by in the reflection of shop Windows can be seen the crew.
Stalker17111992
So the bullet can only fly straight in the direction of the weapon.
Consequently, this trick the film is nothing like complete nonsense. Apparently, the same as fast healing wax (paraffin?)...
2 Gloryman aka Ronaldo[Went to camp until 24 August]
The bloopers in the movie Hitman
Yeah, right, there they are missing when they begin to show Russian, Russian (that always finishes).
Most of the filming was carried out in Sofia. Therefore, in the film you can see many Bulgarian inscriptions: "national teachr", "pose", etc.
It would seem that there is such a... well, like, think of a couple of mistakes. But it looks American audiences including! And sees the curves of the lettering, thinking it was Russian language :P Like in Peter/Moscow I could not go for filming. PPC...
* Also seems absurd appearance in the end of the movie the CIA with extraordinary powers to check the Interpol for involvement in the attacks, given the fact that the action takes place on the territory of the Russian Federation. And what the Russian Federation on the film? - banana Republic between El Salvador and Honduras.
Totally agree. This is Russia, and Russia has no the CIA can't do it just to do something.
Pins also the phrase that supposedly they do not officially exist, which means that if they are going to kill someone, from a legal point of view no one to blame will not work. But the trick is that then THEY can sew, and you never will :))
By the way, and the form of the FSB (a fighting unit of the FSB??) is this? So che, futuristic looks, and zero sense (bullets easily penetrate their supposedly-armor).
This film reminded me of the good old films about James bond. No, not that new, after the twentieth of the series, and the older, where there is a super-duper hero with a fantastic FORTUNE, for he so many times I wanted to kill, to crush, to shreds, to burn, to incinerate, melt, shoot, stab, strangle, drown, and blow up... And all to no avail. Well there can not be such, this is nonsense. In the lives of such lucky just did not happen at all, given the storyline of all the series of a great agent.
And when the series began to appear Russian, it is a Union and then Russia, then began the most remarkable nonsense as if the Western audience created the image of a Russian idiot. For example, the series Goldeneye, where you can see the center of space and defense.. some frivolous idiots inside... Well there is no such thing.
Here's another blooper from the movie James Bond 007 - 14 - Octopussy (1983):
And this is not the first film to show such errors. Ashamed of them. For these ignoramuses.
Then a couple of lines about the film James Bond 007 - 12 - Moonraker (1979). This is probably the most insane (storyline) of all the films I have ever seen. There are, of course, parodies of various types, but a parody of the parody, that was funny. But it is quite another, agree. And here such nonsense. So, what we see in the film? The owner of the Corporation that creates the space Shuttle, secretly, not only from the CIA and the US government, but also from around the world has created SEVEN secret underground bases, each of which was serviced by one Shuttle. Furthermore, weapons from some of its fighters (lol) of the space Marines was - caution - laser gun!! )))))) And exactly the same was with British intelligence. Yes, those portable hand lazerki, letting small rays of light to the target. I do not need to remind you that from the point of view of science this is just incredible nonsense. The maximum that could be achieved in laser technology, it is a huge installation on a military vehicle, and the light itself is not visible. Moreover, it will not be visible in the vacuum of space...
And if that wasn't enough... Paslode from the film has managed some fantastic efforts to create their own space station (!!!), which, moreover, neither from the ground nor from space, no one to notice. Apparently, whoever wrote the story, had seen Star Wars.
Most of the bloopers in Soviet films! How many do not look all find new members.
ProJet
Yes, a lot especially our kokgda about Europe America to make a film(well, tobish the action took place on the territory of the hostile state-VA :D)
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The AUTHOR of PHILOLOGICAL A. aka mockturtle
FEDOR BONDARCHUK
and forty zillion bucks
imagine
THE EPONYMOUS FEATURE FILM
FEDOR BONDARCHUK: it's not my fault the names are the same. If anything, I these your Strugatsky did not read. But we have a special forty zillion, and the change – lots of fresh faces! (pokes a finger in the space, where start special EFFECTS).
I.
Space. Space, lazily fingering tentacles, moving a stuffed Cthulhu. In effigy, symbolizing the advanced achievements of domestic dentistry, BASILIUS in the image of Maxim radiant smile the ONBOARD COMPUTER.
BASILIUS, shaking the curls: And do not, please, to spit. But I run like a fish, swim like a horse, shoot the evil eye through the photo and help a lonely grandma.
GRANDMA, in golovita: sho gone, all gone! Three tape import! Three domestic cigarette case! Watch daddy's name – three pairs! The dog with the police promised to come!
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly, takes the GRAMMY sound.
BASILIUS, in camera: Finally, I have awesome teeth. Fedor Batkovich said, that is enough.
On-BOARD COMPUTER, vindictive: Teeth set, briefly. (substituted for the nearest asteroid and loses its tentacles, the stone falls down).
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Here I got kind of worried, right? (anxiously examining the bite).
Planet SARAKSH, near YALTA. In the stunted forest belt, smiling radiantly, moving BASILIUS. From the BUSHES behind him darkly watching a couple of crazy yellow eyes.
BASILIUS, in the bushes, smiling radiantly: Maxim.
The BUSHES ominously: Strivi, moskalyk from Tilke stance Zastavna.
Planet SARAKSH, Inkerman quarries. Inside equipped with a torture chamber, where the CAPTAIN, TOOT and wrapped wires BASILIUS. Outside of the stupid marching GUARDS three times ordenonosnogo paintball regiment.
GUARDS, recitative: RAS-CEE-La! The lilacs in my Sadoc-ke! You've got it! In lilac platos-ke!
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, Gordo: Well, let stupid, but symmetrically. It is if you want a philosophical allegory of my personal contribution to the fight against totalitarianism (furtively glances at the window where the convict with a Conservatory education noisily sick all over the soundtrack).
The CAPTAIN of the TOOT, in stomatognatic times, sad: Turnout rate, pass, permit, kolis, NIT, who sent you?
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly: Maxim.
The CAPTAIN, TOOT, suffering: Who's kidding whom, I neponyal?
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: This is the contact.
The CAPTAIN, TOOT, wearily: That's fucked up. I mean, this... it.
II.
Planet SARAKSH, near YALTA. On the broken road moves mutilated designers of KAMAZ, the eyeballs loaded with hard-working migrants. Thieves on the ground at the window perched BASILIUS and the accompanying CORPORAL GAAL. The CORPORAL bald head with a Mohawk, black jacket and grinders with white laces. Dark-skinned migrant workers from hatred drilled to CORPORAL, suspecting him a RUSSIAN NATIONALIST.
CORPORAL GAAL, melancholy: And it is not KAMAZ, and the train. Paneling plywood, because ecology. And square wheels that looked inoplanetnoe. And it's not silo, and protivoallergichesky tower...
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly: Protivocor?
CORPORAL GAAL, patiently: Protivoallergicheskoe, Dubin (draws in Notepad, shows the BASILIUS. BASILIUS charming blush). For a normal dough is not enough.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, singing: ...because I don't see any reason to spend money on props, which will still explode!
In support of this replica PROTIVOALLERGICHESKY TOWER explodes with sense, justifying the name, and at the same time solving for migrant workers the employment problem. When the end expired pyrotechnics and smoke bombs, from the scraps of hard-working migrants and plywood parts KAMAZ selected BASILIUS and CORPORAL GAAL. A nearby hill in front of them offering breathtaking views of YALTA, the cultural capital of the COUNTRY of their FATHERS.
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Now where? To a scientist?
CORPORAL GAAL, promising: To them, darling. In the experiments (drags VASISUALY to YALTA, where a deep sense of satisfaction stuffed under the dark arches of the General control of vivisection and zhivoderstva).
YALTA, the cultural capital of the COUNTRY of their FATHERS. LUBYANKA. Working to the boudoir of the attorney General, appointed strictly on Feng Shui artifacts of Chinese origin with the Yalta souvenir market. The attorney-General FEDOR BONDARCHUK in costume sinister, altered with KIRKOROV, symbolizes the unnatural nature of state power.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, into the phone, angrily: Well, dad! Well, you know, dad! Not everyone can take a "War and peace" in which, among other things, in the first series, too, do not understand a damn! (angrily hangs up, goes to the bathroom to cry)
The SPIRIT of SERGEI BONDARCHUK, in the ultrasonic range: Fedor, you're a failure. Out of the frame, Fyodor.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, hysterically: And he-himself! Also starred in "the Destiny of man"! (falls in the bathtub, convulsing, salapia foam lens).
LUBYANKA, on the floor above. The residence SPACE UNDERCOVER, plainclothes breeder with unlimited powers. Before UNDERCOVER at attention stretched funky at the suit of HITLER.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK Cantabile: Because I don't see any reason to spend money on new suits if you can creatively rethink its use of "Hitlerite".
MESSENGER, ignoring BONDARCHUKA, with a characteristic squint: So, say, from Moscow? And smiles all the time?
FUNK: Yavol, Herr snapstore!
ASSHOLE, wearily: No, I categorically refuse to work in one structure with the Tolkienists.
FUNK, smoothing the bangs, insult: And do we not tokenism, and historical reconstruction. This is a fundamentally different things.
ZASLANETS irritably: Small-chat! This visitor - to me immediately! Will arise – say, to check registration. Cho, from them in Moscow, but we have not?
FUNK, weepy: Duck comrade major General...
ASSHOLE: Yes I know, I know. Will you powers (holds out his FUNK and intimidating the certificate of the employee of PPS).
III.
The planet is SARAKSH, and the COUNTRY of their FATHERS. In the crowded streets of the capital rushes svalny sin the domestic automobile industry with the production of waste Klin ski factory. In the cab of the vehicle, the psychedelic – FUNK dressed as Hitler and BASILIUS in a suit guy.
FUNK, spitting out the window, proudly: Seen mental? Called "conceptual tuning". Passport-I have Lada Devyatka, just decorators inhaled glue...
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly: Contact?
FUNK: "Time"! (gets a finger in the cigarette lighter socket, loses control of convulsive jerk. Strange cart, moved down on a roadside, immediately surrounded the crowd of curious).
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: we Have contact!
The CROWD, after seeing the FUNK, dumbfounded: We kick! That is, massaraksh! It's Hitler! (drags FUNK from the cabin, razdelyaet for Souvenirs. BASILIUS, the opportunity goes sightseeing).
YALTA, the KREMLIN, the production meeting with the FATHER of NATIONS. In an ominous-looking bunker, symbolising the horrors of totalitarianism, lies sullen FACES, including the COSMIC MESSENGER and the attorney-General FEDOR BONDARCHUK suit Verka Serduchka.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK Cantabile: Because I don't see any reason to spend money on fashion, if one burdock locked my dressing room.
The FATHER of his people, lazy: Sit BLOTTER. Sit down, do not flash. (the audience) will Read the entire list, please!
FACES, politely, half rising: a VAMPIRE. BLISTER. A COWARD. DUNCE...
The FATHER of the nation: AND now for the HUNCHBACK! I said HUNCHBACK!
UNDERCOVER, in a low voice: dad, HUMPBACK in FOROS, we agreed.
The FATHER of his people, serene: Then SWAT BLISTER and color all PROTIVOEPILEPTICHESKIE TOWER green.
FACES, puzzled: Why green?
FATHER of NATIONS, rubbing his hands: I knew that the first point of disagreement will not arise.
YALTA, an ice cream parlor. The role of ice cream stands BASILIUS, who, sitting at a table, a radiant smile to the waitress.
The WAITRESS, munching gum: Cho Russell, will book, no?
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly: Maxim.
The WAITRESS sarcastically: I'm happy!
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Happy. Maxim. I want to have.
HAPPY sneer of disgust, takes off. Entrenched at a far table, older EMPASSIONED grabs her acting skills. HAPPY squeals.
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly Fedor Batkovich, can I change the facial expression?
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, in a hissing whisper: You're crazy. We will then show in the last frame?
BASILIUS, EMPASSIONED, radiant smile: You're a dirty, stupid animal!
EMPASSIONED, ecstatically, Yes, Yes! Now hit me, hit me!
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly, whips PENSIONER in the face. The howling runs. The grateful WAITRESS treats VASISUALY food waste from the kitchen.
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Happy?
The WAITRESS, passionately: Ready! (drags VASISUALY into the darkness, creating in the audience a vague hope on the topic).
IV.
The planet is SARAKSH, and the COUNTRY of their FATHERS. Dark hruschoby on the outskirts of the capital. The hruschob smiling radiantly, walks BASILIUS accompanied by the waitresses HAPPY. From the dark doorway behind them skeptically watching sinister NIZUKI.
BASILIUS, smiling radiantly Fedor Batkovich, this FOX?
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, wearily: Yes well as you can. Not FOX, and SUSPENSE, stupid!
NIZUKI, ominously: Komsomolets? Why not Swifts? (word of BASILIUS, waving agricultural implements).
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: And this, Fedor Batkovich? It is also a SUSPENSE?
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, with paternal pride: But this is FOX.
Under the twisted metal soundtrack, symbolizing the hangover seizures composer in the blacksmith's shop, BASILIUS and NIZUKI make each other SHAOLIN The operator also gets, as a result, the camera is merciless storm. After a few minutes of furious dragonauta spellbound endurance of muscles of the enemy killed about NIZUKI VASISUALY photogenic and die in convulsions.
HAPPY sad: I thought I was raped.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, grumbling: What want! The first one in the series! (furtively glances at the VIEWER. The AUDIENCE is asleep).
Panel one of a family of GAAL in a hopeless zamkade. BASILIUS, HAPPY and returning from duty CORPORAL lying on a sagging mattress in front of the TV and stick in the news.
ANNOUNCER on TV: Despite the intervention of the world community, the gas conflict is gaining momentum. During intense negotiations, the delegation of the NJSC "Naftogaz of Ukraine" incited representatives of Gazprom's huge white cannibalistic WORM (on the screen stated the WORM devours the representatives of Gazprom in the costumes of individual chemical protection).
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Oh! It's my sexual fantasy!
RADA GAAL nervously flinches and moves away from VASISUALY away.
CORPORAL GAAL, philosophically: No, but what did you want. Wild people, children of the mountains. We have boot camp, one such glass balls know where to sew? (coughs sheepishly) Well, it is true that the native village and the place of recruitment remember firmly, for life has taught... (looks skeptical VASISUALY. BASILIUS happily leafing through a collection of pornographic army of agitation. Simple face CORPORAL distorts intellectual convulsion).
LUBYANKA, the residence SPACE UNDERCOVER. ZASLANETS anxiously fumbling in the innards of civilians intelligent appearance. At the front door of blame shifting from foot to foot beaten indignant public FUNK.
ZASLANETS, FUNK, wielding a scalpel: Here! Another burned out at work! We have in the office all strictly: entrance ruble, exit – two...
FUNK, dripping bloody nose: Comrade major-General! I'll do it! All correct!
ZASLANETS, coolly: Correct, where you get to. Otherwise, I'm also (eloquently nods to the table). Well, also fired.
The sleeping area in a hopeless zamkade. On the roof of a typical nine-overlooking the roller coaster and barrage balloons BASILIUS GLAD depict a romantic scene.
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: the large Space. The earth is round. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. The Volga flows...
HAPPY sad: ...in the Caspian sea. Don't ask how I know this is just a glitch of the fifty-eighth version of the script.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, passionate: Because I don't see any reason to hide from the viewer the objective truth! This is my personal contribution to the fight against totalitarianism (furtively glances at the VIEWER. The AUDIENCE is asleep).
V.
YALTA, the cultural capital of the COUNTRY of their FATHERS. The camera wanders through the elements of decoration of the boudoir of the ATTORNEY GENERAL, giving the viewer a rare opportunity not only to enjoy the creative discoveries of the Moldavian school of interior design, but answer conceptual for the movie question, and where, in fact, loot.
In the interiors of the boudoir blended attorney General FEDOR BONDARCHUK in a concert suit of the soloist of group "the Combination" on tour in the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous district. With the aim to somehow motivate own presence in the frame, BONDARCHUK claimed in boudoir stuttering statistician and scares his ambiguous tone.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, the statist: Yeah? And he told you what? And you tell him what? Cho said so straight? (wistfully) wish I saw the face of the UNDERCOVER.
The ASTRAL BODY of CREDITORS, in the ultrasonic range: Fedor, where is the money? Where is the money, Fedor?
FEDOR BONDARCHUK, with dignity, You pathetic, worthless person. If you only knew how twisted their drums this Stradivarius! (does immediate immersion in soapy foam).
The barracks of the Guards gifted punitive psychiatric order Alzheimer's regiment. The regiment, as the name implies, are carefully selected directly from the street. Selects the CAPTAIN CHACHA hard shell-shocked in the civil war. It is a anemic type with fragments of a clothes brush, rigidly fixed to his bald skull via furniture studs and glue BF, which explains many of the strange nature of the character. It is not surprising that the candidacy of smiling VASISUALY meets the CAPTAIN deepest sympathy.
CAPTAIN chachu, spluttering: Huh? What?! Shooting? Small-chat, right on Board!
Owing to the functional specificity of the unit, CAPTAIN nobody listens. Under the hysterical cries of CORPORAL GAAL keen they are shooting guards in white light as a penny. Among them, a radiant smile divine BASILIUS, successfully merged with the friendly staff.
CORPORAL GAAL, having studied the results of shooting: At a distance spitting for the correction of the wind R-dismissed!
BASILIUS, a radiant smile: Comrade CORPORAL! (reading the cue cards) And the relative humidity of the air with amendment to be considered?
The CORPORAL, offended: who is the smartest, even finally against the wind shoots...
CAPTAIN chachu, from the rear: Stand down! Shooting against the wind in the current weather conditions tantamount to suicide. Who's the smart one, going to a shooting DISSIDENTS!
GUARDS, enthusiastically: Shooting! DISSIDENTS! (jump in the cars-vans leave).
A punitive RAID on the places of compact residence of DISSIDENTS. Dark hruschob move the torsion reflectors, repeatedly amplified by the Helmholtz resonators. Closeup of hands dancing wildly oscilloscope system Latynina.
Under chilling tunes soloist Novosergievskaya the house of culture at an exclusive guitar that once stood in the bathroom of Mick Jagger as decor, chubby GUARDS burst into the apartment of human rights activist DREWNOWSKI and sling beating kicking all alive.
JOVANOSKA, spiritually: Ghouls KGB! Who saw the floating clouds of polonium and lead rains, he's not kidding with the democratic reforms! You will all die, all, all!
CAPTAIN chachu, as usual spluttering, aiming at the human rights defender of the self-loading of humanism. However, from his attentive stare not hiding the fact that BASILIUS tries to Philo: a radiant smile, he departs into a dark corner and kicked a small dissident Pinscher. Pinscher screams.
FEDOR BONDARCHUK: there needs to descend catharsis (furtively glances at the VIEWER. The AUDIENCE is asleep).
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Name movie: meet the Spartans
Original title: Meet the Spartans
Movie genre: Comedy
Release year of movie: 2008
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Starring: Carmen Electra, Diedrich Bader, Kevin Sorbo, Martin Klebba, Jim Пидд0р, Justin Smith, Sean Maguire, Tony Yalda, IKE Barinholtz, Michael Arnon
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