The most shameful defeat (Medieval 2: Total War)

I found the section on the worst Wins!, so here tells of their Feasts of victory (remember this king? - good). I had a General Perrin, nicknamed the Knight, 2 stars and band of the French police (well, in the full standard two lanes). Besieging Bordeaux (beginning of the game), where the rebels only got 2 unit of archers and 2 peasants. I have built the siege tower and sent to the wall. Well I moved the ground on the wall. We decided as a infantry to get up that siege tower. ;] All send there, and on the wall, the archers stood. ;] In short I have half the infantry stuck in the siege tower, and the archers and the towers firing on them. ;] Infantry got stuck, losing over 50% passed, well, I think all will be a historic defeat. ;] But then gradually started to push one unit of people (early on who was who just pushed). In short, when half of the squad of archers was destroyed, she ran (half). Then, the loss amounted to about 65%. Then another pushed and pushed... Well until the gate was reached (though not far - 7 meters can be, but still...) losses are already accounted for 85%. ;] When my troops, crushing each other, with a sort of rage (I fear, I desire to run away from the towers) made their way to the gate they just shoved from the walls 1 detachment of archers (could be seen as they fell from the walls,:)), so that the enemy there are one unit of peasants with the commander and half the squad of archers, which I drove from the walls earlier. Then still capturing the gate, my infantry, or what was left of it, began to descend the tower, and the detachment of General (not only tacky, but he only had 21 people) ;] he began to approach the walls of the city (by the way if you remember in the beginning of the campaign of Bordeaux first, a thin layer of stone walls) ;]. When my troops (poor France) finally was at the Central square (AI guarding the town square) I had a dozen of the city police and 19 people in the General's guard (tower battered). The remains infantry I've sent on the enemies, and then only hit, immediately ran back. Then ran a General on the rebel troops. Went melee, the two sides did not retreat and my troops still prevailed! ;] At the end of fight I have left three city millitsionerov and 5 people from the detachment commander, the commander survived. Was Complete Victory. ;] To my surprise in his characteristica appeared only marked +1 loyalty and all! ;] Later, the commander became my favorite and all of the military campaign, I spent with the detachment under his command. He soon died from the killer's hands the heir to the leader of the faction and, after the peaceful death of king Philip, he became king of France. ;] This is my pirova Pobeda, but brought glory to General Perrin Knight! ;]

I have, when played kingdoms, it was very shameful defeat in this battle lost an elite army led by the king and 4 of his relatives. Kingdoms, the campaign the British Isles, the side of Scotland. Decided to take Ireland, first landed the first army, after its success, was sent to Ireland of the king. In the composition of my army was 4 a relative of the king, the king himself, for a total of 5 units of heavy cavalry, several units of crossbowmen-mercenaries, good gun, and of the remaining troops - armored pikemen and swordsmen. This army broke 3 army of Norwegians at the same time, so that the soldiers experienced. When the king landed, I noticed several armies of the Irish. Immediately attacked them. The first army was dominated by light infantry, in the second the same. The two armies were defeated, came 3rd, I also broke, but the troops were tired and suffered serious losses, since the enemy has many throwers. Then came the 4th army of Irish, with heavy cavalry and infantry, plus trebuchetov. Against this army lost many troops, but the army was still battle-worthy. And in the heat of battle I forgot that the armies of the enemy was 5, when I remembered this, fresh Irish army easily crushed my tired troops and killed all of the generals, including the king. after the battle of 2000 people, I was more than 80, despite the fact that the enemy sold me my prisoners. My confidence was due to the fact that the army of the Irish people was incomplete, in addition I propadet strong army and besides all that, underestimated the Irish missile cavalry.

I have such a shameful defeat was I 3 detachment of foot broken of budgets
standard Milan 2 trebuchet and the commander of the enemy General with 1 troop of militia
and 6 units of crossbowmen that killed my General in the beginning, but before his death
soaked General of Venice, then I'm in the cracks in the wall left ottomanic of budgets
and the standard of Milan and subservient trebuchet broke up the militia of the enemy pochi broke
crossbowmen and when they had 50 of my soldiers ran back and nothing
behind them stood the standard of Milan with the hotel staff then I threw them protection
standard and eventually lost

and why did they go because I'm behind the standard set ?

I have also a shameful defeat... I'm Playing right now for Spain. See, one group of rebels consisting of groups of peasants hanging around near my Pamplona. I, in good faith, sent back a fully shaded an elite army consisting of foot and mounted noble knights. After deciding to take a beautiful win, that is not playing I put their troops on the map. Is my detachment of peasants, but at this point I had excused myself from the computer, I turned off the battle and in the end seemed dumb sign: Almost a Victory at what my troops had 10 times more than his opponent, and skills by the way. Results: 100 of my soldiers were killed (at the hands of the peasants), and most of the rebels were killed 2-4 people. Humiliating defeat, nothing more and not say.

and why did they go because I'm behind the standard set ?
They will run away. If you've set a Standard this does not mean that all your soldiers will stand to the last...

MNU navenoe most ignominious defeat was over Gibraltar, the codes I have for the Moors led an army entirely sostojashie of the Bedouin in verblyf, rifles, this really is definitely something which I forgot. And it's a real army invincible, lucky unit in the game (In my opinion). Somewhere out there under Toledo decided kaloti 3 army of Spaniards (There it was, mecinini Spanish, knights, crossbowmen, lucari, noble knights, obychnyi knights in Kolchuga, karoch the hybrid one.), with 2 and not strongly abrupt generals, well, there is max 4 stars (one army, even General fiction). From my Prince (I always try to pump max princes, kings score :D) 5 stars in themselves, not schitaya +1 battle with Catholics. Well, I think Delano Central, lucky so on the plain I will still be opposed to it, and indeed they did. Well, there are two rovnenky, card wide, in fact, from the front they are not salutes, and to go back Nada or on the side walk or on credence for transace tipo, which sobstno shared the mound in 2. The essence was this, I thought well fuck put them on top, the Spaniard, the fool will climb into the forehead for the dock units. And all that's happened, the map to about 3 units (I Like max a battle), because not all Spaniards came well lupus I was with them, he climbs into the trench, where it crowds and put my that by that time it was not exactly a crowded 2 slides top transace. And then as govoritsa banter of the year, the last army composed with fucking Tertiles mostly (Or etih companyh pikemen) comes out from the left corner on my side where I just was getting closer. And starts to dull me to mow the entire left mound, the joke was that there ubigate mine were, there they minye but in front of a wall of copies survived, grupovoy responsibility all after a couple of poke to run. MNU Toda is still such anger grabbed you all think that the losses topara, I even began to yell that the losses of the Spanish city povyrezayut :D in Short codes have redirected their pikmenov through transac, well, think that has mono, by transace it's not who shoal. But you will not see a single violent stroke which mono konechno to avoid, I send a 2-3 squad on the bypass on the right. Back pikmenov came out 2 or 3 mangalita or whatever they are, and stupid on top of my transace and obklady until I pitals proberta through pikmenov. Forces would be on suppression I would have failed the morals, chain reactie I downed a bunch of idiots on camels just razbejalis not even after suffering heavy losses, fled units in which 60 to 70 people out of 80 were alive, and as this happened right on the edge of the end card, they are unable vernutsa :( It was almost a victory, because two and a half tissy I still shoveled ...

Ex, I played a long time ago for Russian, developed norms, restored its approximate boundaries of the XVIII century, and decided to deprive the Byzantines of Constantinople (Visentini was the first ratu, then the Kaiser, who won France, then we poles, about on par) Vizantiya, it should be noted drove the Turks to the Baghdad and fought with germanskie by the crusaders in Antioch, the Hungarians and Venice cocks, who lived in Heraklion, which is green compatriots overcame Venice and part of the Balkans. Opponents to slumber gave, and here I am, narushev Union Treaty and betraying his co-religionists, decided to attack them from the North: from Kiev came the valiant men of the boyar children, some Chicken, and mercenaries... Realizing that Byzantium barely restrained so hard without me, I uioi prigotovlena quickly take Constantinople, Nicea, Thessalonica, and Iconium - the pearl, intersection of routes from Europe to Asia. But... back to the beginning. At Constantinople there was one detachment of Byzantine Infantry, I broke and began the siege. In Constantinople there was one otryadik don't know why, I don't speshil to shturmovoi, they were in no hurry to give up... And here to help weary garrison arrived, the great-great grandson of the great Alexius II, the legendary military leader with an all-star authority and a favorite of Byzantine infantry. He ordered his soldiers to fight with fire in their hearts, in order to teach shapko-zakydalsky natro treacherous co-religionists. Chicken told his soldiers, that is nowhere to retreat, left the evil Emperor to the right wall, and swim we do not know. I did not think it very difficult to stop even such a fighting legend, relying on this excellent army. Tactics I invented the following: First, I fired at a suitable infantry and some cavalry, and then used the end of the battle, as did the Kappel: to surround the enemy and begin firing. But what was my surprise, when the enemy fled nne and bravely went under heavy fire to my hordes, forcing the archers hand to hand combat... it's just a grind, in General, ran all my warriors, do it happens... with Byzantium was concluded a world that compels me to spoil the life of the Hungarians... But that's another story

The shameful defeat is when in custom battle take an army of 1 000 0000 money and at the beginning of the battle, allocate all units and click on the white check! xDDDDD

The shameful defeat is when in custom battle take an army of 1 000 0000 money and at the beginning of the battle, allocate all units and click on the white check!
And not only. Let's let the battle fully elite army consisting of knights. Point them at one unit of enemy peasants. After you run the battle in real time press button exit battle" and you automatically count almost win. And the fact that there is supposedly killed you have 100 people, and your opponent has 2-3 commoner. In my delirium o_o, but it's real.

And in my opinion, is when you send mounted knights on the English archers and then when they're hopped up to them, only then will the grass be stakes. This is really a shame. Don't know how, but I have a PC able to mask the stakes.

I have the most shameful and offensive is in kingdoms battle the Great and Terrible, William Wallace (10 command stars and 10 skull cruelty) to the king of England Edward (I think, can't remember exactly, but was called also, as in the film).
I have already reorganized the army, where the backbone consists of Scottish nobles, well, some crossbowmen and some infantry. And a couple of trebuchetov.
The battle began and the king of England along with the entire army unreasonable skuchkovalis, trying to break through the Scottish phalanx. We decided while we have the chance to shoot from trebuchetov by a dense crowd of British. Chose burning shells, but overlooked - in the end got a rotten cow. The first volley of rotten cows nedoleteli to His Majesty, and came exactly in the place where stood the Great and Terrible William Wallace. Camera shows how the cow's carcass falls into the Great and Terrible William Wallace and he dies heroically, crushed rotten carcass. The Scots remembered that is the maximum difficulty and began to slowly run away, and this took the evil king Edward. In half a minute, the battle ended in a complete defeat, more than half of the troops (and this whole noble infantry) was captured and was executed.

To S. V. A. E. I. G.
with the king of England Edward
I first saw pirates, it was transferred here as: Edward Long Lyashko

It's really a shame. I had a similar case, only I stormed. The towers were with guns and poured in our cores. Here, I just started a battle, he ordered ladders, towers and RAM to run and I sent all, hit enter and the camera rushed to the commander, he hit the core, the two lines of horsemen smashed into pieces. I do understand that the reason to attack there without a commander, withdrew.

VoRoN_IlNaR
I first saw pirates, it was transferred here as: Edward Long Lyashko
o_o (!)

With stakes known strained. In this case, there is an antidote. These archers to crush his archers... there was an interesting fake, but a little off topic. In my city declared a Crusade. The settlement was a fortress and garrison there were only two units: peasant archers and ordinary peasants. Saved the fact that the fortress was equipped with the latest technology. Well, I volunteered for the sortie, but behaved differently. In place of an honest fight, I'm behind the walls watched as the enemy fifteen thousand strong army just broke up with my gate towers. So he left with nothing. And I was unharmed, not even wounded.

Edward Long Lyashko
Hmm... knights, sent by mail, the nervously Smoking in aside))
By the way, about the stakes. I fought with the British against the Aztecs on their lands, and then one peasant was suddenly promoted to king. Well, the bodyguards became more. He easily broke through the Aztec system, started chasing some Indian and this Indian in feathers ran on stakes, about which I forgot... And the throne gave some jerk guarding a few rustic toilets somewhere in Russia.

Also off topic, but I can't resist)
I love to watch as the enemy cavalry crashed into the stakes, and riders are flying!)) Is flies the army is after them.

and the riders flying!
Flying is one thing. More fun when the Timurid elephants pounce on the poor peasants. Also in this case, crowds fly. Beautiful downright impossible... Or another, I of artillery cannon fodder remains from the infantry, and from different kinds of powder guns cool too fly... love it!) Hmm, only now remains the question of the century... is it possible to pour on enemies hot tar when they approach the fortress gate... probably not, unfortunately, Yes...

S. A. V. E. I. G.
The story of a stupid king.)) He himself was to blame then, if not spotted these stakes.

DenKuz
Hmm, only now remains the question of the century... is it possible to pour on enemies hot tar when they approach the fortress gate... probably not, unfortunately, Yes...
In Kingdome possible. There is a gateway of the tower. However they can also be hit by artillery.

Their
In Kingdome possible. There is a gateway of the tower. However they can also be hit by artillery.
Those are just over the fortress walls... got it. Sorry, vanilla these things can't be done... But still, completely parapatrol Zavoevanie of America, and have never seen that can do this. Even by the enemy sitting in the fortress, never seen.

In the American campaign of butter, but the rest is.

S. A. V. E. I. G. Thanks, didn't know... Although it's weird, for some reason, I think.

My brother on the first turn of the campaign for FR. Rome. Imp. lost Emperor during the assault on the village,with a force 3 times as large.-that's really shameful accident)