Here on the FarCry website I found [url = http: //www.farcry.ru/forum/viewtopic.php? P = 2752 # 2752] a couple of jokes [/ url]
[offtopic] [b] GUUD [/ b], why not, if it’s really fun ... I’ll even stock up on diapers and (if it’s very funny) a small bucket :-D
PS Thank you [b] Rupert [/ b ] 'for stsylku ... I laughed loudly))) [/ offtopic]
in heroes 3, when you play with a friend on 1 computer, and two heroes of the players meet, then you can remove artifacts from each other ....... like this, a friend took off the "Alliance of Angels" from me and put it on himself - I bastard ... ......: crazy:
I had a glitch in the Mafia. In short, the mission was to catch up with a dude in a car (I played for a long time, I don’t remember exactly who it was) and so I’m going to go, I’ll think I’ll ram it and that's it. And he took it and fell through the ground. In literal sense, I’m just for meter was and he once and underground: D well, the mission naturally failed
Eh! These are the "pretty" programmers, especially when they get "very good Beta testers" for them!
I had a joke in Agent 007 Night Fire ... In the first mission there is a place where a guard stands on the balcony and starts shooting at you, if you leave the building about 3 meters ... so, I left the building a little less distance, turned to him and threw a grenade at him ... swearing ... explosion ... and ... ahem ... the body of the guard (lying) began to descend through the balcony floor and slowly swam past me and soaked into the ground ... I wonder if I could get into the basement of the building, would I see the guard slowly descending?
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A funny and angry glitch, it happens in the Underground, when you bump hard into a wall, it turns out that you fall into the ground and you are immediately put on the ground, as if you press the "R".
Oh, I beg your pardon! There was such a thing - there was no access to the Internet and I was actively looking for work. Now I have found and there is a way out! So, one of these days - definitely. Please do not scold too much!
So ... who-thread will explain how to upload pictures here? Especially if the URL cannot be specified. Those. I have it on the disk, and then what?
[offtopic] Put it on some publicly accessible server (place it on another forum, website, eJournal, etc., etc.) [/ offtopic]
[Quote] So ... who-thread will explain how to upload pictures here? Especially if the URL cannot be specified. Those. I have it on the disk, and then what? [/ Quote]
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Also Mafia I loved the moment at the docks with a truck of diamonds. A man should come up to those with a request to guard "your" cargo while he walks behind a tree. He came back too quickly, and I made it easier. Just when he went to me. I got into the truck and drove to the other end of the docks. Then he waited until he came up to me and said his trump phrase "Guard the boxes." And then to the load and back. Until he gets there ... :)
I really liked the same glitch. Map cs_sieg there is one cupcake "Terror" sat in the corner by the pledges, Yes, so it half entered the wall. As a result, he shot everyone from the MP5. Including me :(.
Here are some more moments from Contra. We had such a Faberge. He always ran away if the Terror bombed. Well, we were chasing him all the time. To finish it off :). And when we watched the replay of the game. The game froze at the moment "de_dust2" when my grenade flew into the same place. After that, he is, as they say. "I will die, but I will defuse the bomb." And so for all the time I have accumulated so many cool screenshots from the counter. Already horror :). And about the glitches in CS: Zero 1.2 Take the same grenades on cs_italy when they can be thrown into the wall and there they will have fun until someone passes by. (you need to know the current place) :)
"When you write a message or create a topic, there is a button" Add an application "at the bottom. So click on it."
Something I don’t have such a button ... :(
And the pictures are cool (as it seems to me). Well, let me put them out! Okay, I'll look for how to do it ...
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So! I'm trying to upload screenshots ...
1. The most common glitch - legs sticking out of the wall. Almost not funny:
[img] http://powt91.narod.ru/cs_coldmansion0000.jpg [ / img]
2. This is more interesting, as it seems to me:
[img] http://powt91.narod.ru/cs_coldmansion0012.jpg [/ img]
3. It chewed ...:
[img] http: //powt91.narod .ru / de_jeepathon2k0000.jpg [/ img]
4. This, in my opinion, is the most interesting screen. Although, many do not share this opinion. But, if you remember that there is an abyss below ...:
[img] http://powt91.narod.ru/cs_thunder0000.jpg [/ img]
Here! Hope it was worth it. If not, then don't scold too much!
Once in the COP, I interrupted everyone, I was already standing in place waiting for a new round, when suddenly nothing starts, I went around the whole map. Then I stood near the Terror base, and I just shoot in all directions, and it seems that I put a headshot to an empty space :) , and so about 5 rounds. It was all on de_dust. It looked funny.