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Segal 06.11.21 11:19 pm

Kreed

Installed. Launched. They laughed like crazy for a very long time.

No, this is not Rio de Janeiro. This is much worse.

I was especially amused by the ghost monster, which climbed into my head and waved its paws through it. Then he went through the wall, but when he touched the door, he immediately disappeared :)

Conclusion - the doors are made of silver.

And one day I fell into the water. And my body was immediately torn to pieces. Another time, I calmly walked through the same lake.

In general, the game is recommended to be borrowed from a friend in order to have fun with beer, mocking the developers.

Oh yes. Unreal level graphics are number one. You see what that means, right?

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GUUD 06.11.21

Like, as you yourself once wrote: "acid disco in the village house of culture"? By the way, what has IT already happened?

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Segal 06.11.21

Like, as you yourself once wrote: "acid disco in the village house of culture"? By the way, what has IT already happened? This is approximately the case. And yes, IT came out. Fortunately. Otherwise, our brains would continue to float like a "murderer of Doom".

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Halfelf 06.11.21

Like, as you yourself once wrote: "acid disco in the village house of culture"? By the way, what has IT already happened? This is approximately the case. And yes, IT came out. Fortunately. Otherwise, our brains would continue to float like a "murderer of Doom".

Yum-yum, and when there will be a full-fledged mockery promised

X-tracer?

People! Let's support the developers by purchasing a full-fledged pirated version! : lol:

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xtr 06.11.21

It will be possible even today.

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Sick 06.11.21

Hmm .. her Creed, IMHO, is corny unfinished, we were in a hurry to be in time before HL2 D3 and so on ...

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Guest 06.11.21

And give a screen.

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Segal 06.11.21

And give a screen. And on this forum the posting of pornographic pictures is prohibited. : razz:

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Guest 06.11.21

And give a screen. And on this forum the posting of pornographic pictures is prohibited. : razz:

Well, not all of the game is pornography :): razz:

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GUUD 06.11.21

Share a disc ...

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Segal 06.11.21

Share the disc ... And there is this idiotic protection. Which overloads the computer during installation.

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Segal 06.11.21

And give a screen. And on this forum the posting of pornographic pictures is prohibited. : razz:

Well, not all of the game is pornography :): razz:

All, all. At least what I've seen is blatant, overt pornography.

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Guest 06.11.21

And give a screen. And on this forum the posting of pornographic pictures is prohibited. : razz:

Well, not all of the game is pornography :): razz:

All, all. At least what I've seen is blatant, overt pornography.

Is there a demo of this game on the network? Is it officially out?

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Segal 06.11.21

Is there a demo of this game on the network? Is it officially released? I don't know about the demo - I wouldn't have thought of downloading this nightmare. The game came out officially - we have a legal Russobit disc with all the attributes.

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xtr 06.11.21

So, today I do not have time with Johan about Kreed, so read on, that in the final version, most likely it WILL NOT GET to warm up, so to speak:

Burut's first dream

“Wait a second, young man, just a second,” said the bearded robot, and leaned over to the stout teenager in a beer-drenched T-shirt. - We will conduct a small beta test. Such a small beta testing ”, - continuing to smile tenderly, noted the metal Pinocchio, unbuttoning his fly. The young man fell to his knees. “Uncle Werder, the Iron Boss, the mighty ruler of the matrix,” he pleadingly, “don’t rape me, please, I’ll no longer write stupid games, I’ll be a janitor, no, I’ll be an honest Cog / Shpuntik / Ponochka, and every day I’ll become grease your beautiful hinges ... just ... "" Enough, Volodenka, I won't touch you, I'm T-O-L-S-T-Y-Y, - your good friend and rasta-bot, - the iron woodcutter croaked, and laughing with all five beepers, stroked the guy's round head. - But they are very angry at you, very angry ... ”. As if confirming the words of the piece of iron, the front door flew off its hinges and silently hit the wall. Big-eyed spiders, strange monsters with pincers and indistinct creatures with tentacles appeared in the opening, shoving and pushing each other. They slowly twitched and hung in the air, squeezing a tight ring of pain around the unfortunate game maker. Long tentacles lashed painfully across the face and tried to tear the only T-shirt with the logo of the native company and the bottle of beer hidden in the underpants. It was already too much, and Vladimir screamed ... clutching a tight ring of pain around the hapless game maker. Long tentacles lashed painfully across the face and tried to tear the only T-shirt with the logo of the native company and the bottle of beer hidden in the underpants. It was already too much, and Vladimir screamed ... clutching a tight ring of pain around the hapless game maker. Long tentacles lashed painfully across the face and tried to tear the only T-shirt with the logo of the native company and the bottle of beer hidden in the underpants. It was already too much, and Vladimir screamed ...

Patches for Kreed

Top secret

From: ********@********.ru

To: To All

Theme: Patches for Kreed

Dear Colleagues,

Due to the current situation around the Kreed project and John Carmack's refusal to switch to our engine in Doom 3, the research department offers a simplified and effective solution. Depending on the configuration of the computer and the capabilities of the end customer, it is suggested to attach disposable patches weighing 10 grams to each disk. Owners of old cars will receive a double portion of patches. It should also be noted that in order to achieve the desired graphic effect, patches should be used before starting the game. In addition, the patch system opens up new possibilities for the graphical modification of the game by increasing the number and quality of patches. Even owners of old computers will be able to enjoy beautiful graphics, realistic effects and three-dimensional sound. Its useful to note, that our patches do not work with other games and do not cause side effects like increased appetite and nausea. Let's say thanks to our Kazakh and Afghan comrades.

Company management

October 29, 2003

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Halfelf 06.11.21

Yes, brutally omitted: lol:

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Guest 06.11.21

I liked about the patches. And where to swing 40 grams?52_52.gif

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GUUD 06.11.21

Share the disc ... And there is this idiotic protection. Which overloads the computer during installation.

Which one is overloading? : upset: : stupid:

Old Forza? Duc it is so buggy that the legal does not start, and the pirates, on the contrary.

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Guest 06.11.21

Segal as well as graphics. We already understood about the gameplay. By the way, the demo is in development ...

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Kay'L 669 06.11.21

Segal as well as graphics. We already understood about the gameplay.

He already said. : crazy:

Oh yes. Unreal level graphics are number one. You see what that means, right?

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Guest 06.11.21

Segal as well as graphics. We already understood about the gameplay.

He already said. : crazy:

Oh yes. Unreal level graphics are number one. You see what that means, right?

I thought he was joking. I have a video, in my opinion there graphics are better than in Anryl2: |