Humor in Mass Effect 3 (Mass Effect 3)

After they managed to reconcile the Geth and the Quarians, Shepard's conversation with Garrus:
Garus wonders how such a world happened: It's incredible that such a thing is possible, and you will be able to conclude an alliance between the Turians and the Krogan ... oh well, you already did that ... You are the peacemaker Shepard! You just have to pacify the reapers and you can be canonized. ))

From the correspondence between the quarians after the peace with the geth:
Maybe next time you will warn me that the geth are our friends, and that you shouldn't shoot big robots? I almost wet my pants when primes rained down on the Reapers from the sky. We fired several charges at them, and only then realized that they were not attacking us. And then that guy declares, says that they are "allies", and asks for our status. I’m not complaining that they saved my team, but apologizing to the geth for shooting his light bulb is something you don’t forget.

Engineer Donnelly: Gabby, did you really help repair EDI's body after that surgery?
Engineer Danielle: She needed an extra pair of hands. And I'm an engineer, if you remember.
Engineer Donnelly: Did you use oils? Or grease? Were there moans?
Engineer Daniel: Only in your dreams, Kenneth.
Engineer Donnelly: I don’t dream of that.

If you take a Proterian on a mission to the temple of Azari on Thessia, it will be very funny to look through all the exhibits in the museum - Liara gives a commentary on each exhibit, and Javik ruins her ideas about ancient relics to smithereens - in fact, it turns out that everything that the asari have achieved , they achieved thanks to the care of the Proterians. Proterians are painted on frescoes, carved into statues. Touchingly: the
Shield with which Atame covered Thessia from the wrath of the heavens - "it was an asteroid, we reflected it" The
sword with which Atame protected Thessia from the envious gods - "these were the Oravors, Thessia was rich in crawling fossils, we protected you"
Atame gave mathematics - "to you counted this only on your fingers, we felt sorry for you "
We learned to plant seeds - "because we didn't want you to starve to death",
Atame told us about the stars - "you had potential, it's a pity that you never revealed it"
We were given the gift of biotic abilities for worshiping Atama - "gift? - it took years of geneticists' work "
)))

And also Javik trolls Liara like" it seems strange to me that scientists abandoned their home planet ", hinting that they themselves could not understand how everything really was)))

In general, Atame (goddess Azari ) are Proterians.

The Joker once said "They'll notice us only if we start singing the Russian anthem in chorus"

Or Udina leaves Ashley's room in the hospital, when she sees Shep says "... Shepard ?!"
The very intonation of what was said amused

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from what fright Tali took up the bottle
I had an affair with her, it happens on the horizon after the mission, even though Miranda survived there, though not, it still thumps ... through an emergency shutter or something like that xD

Hmm. It's good that her dad died, otherwise Shepard would have died before he met the reapers D:
And just because a whisper is a man is not fair! xD

the moment was in the bar of Normandy where Garrus Liare was talking about the Archangel:
Liara: I heard you killed 3 mercenaries with one bullet
Garus: there are only 2 of them, the third had a heart attack

In general, Yarik (aka Yavik) is an eerie prankster, although he tries to seem cool.

Tali and Garrus hugged me before the mission in London. It was funny to find them doing this.

They didn’t hug me, but as if they were saying goodbye to each other, I understood so much.

Mordin's poems also smiled. It's a pity he died: '(

and tali - she got drunk in the ass because of Miranda ... it happens !!!,

maybe she has lesbian love fuck you understand ...

I don't know why, but I laughed at the Joker's joke (there was still a slight conflict with Shep on this topic), saying that now I suppose the Asari regret that they have more dancers than paratroopers :)

It's a sin to forget about how EDI threw Cerberus several zettabytes (in my opinion) of Joker porn xD

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Where he took the current so much .... Stsylochka would have thrown chtol xD

Team of the Milky Way finished the team of reapers!)))

Smiled as Aria looks at drunk Shepard,

"Make way for the new Gray Broker!" - I liked this joke better: D

When Tali and Garrus caught hugging, smiled)

Yeah, Javik fizzles out the whole game)
How he let the salarians down and when he found out that the Azari learned to write) I

also got bogged down when you fly to pick up the female with Rex and take Garrus with you to the mission and Liara he says something like this “Oh Liara, I don’t need anyone except you on this ship "and Garrus starts to lower Rex)

And also the conversation between Vega and Yavik near the kitchen they are standing
B- So you are a Proteanine?
I- Well, yes! (Something similar in everything)

And I also remembered what the joker says, "You know that I can have fractures from easily flirting."

Ahahahha, biotic God :)