Humor in Mass Effect 3 (Mass Effect 3)
After the mission with the genophage on Tuchanka, on the bridge of Normandy, you can observe the following dialogue :-):Garrus: So, it's my turn now. What is the first order given by the Alliance captains at the start of a battle? Joker: Uh ... give up. Garrus: Exactly!
Joker: Okay big guy. What is the name of the incident when a turian is killed by a creepy spiked monster? Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, this joke is a million years old. Joker: The classics must be respected.
Garrus: How many people does it take to hibernate a repeater?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on this issue, one to ask for Asari help and another to request a seat on the Council later.
Joker: How do you know if a turian is out of ammo? Garrus: He then grabs a spare weapon - takes the pin out of his ass.
Garrus: Why are the Alliance recruiting pilots with fragile bones?
Joker: You're kidding. Did the turian army come up with a joke about me?
Garrus: I'm serious. I personally heard from a private on Palaven.
Joker: Okay, so why is the Alliance hiring pilots with fragile bones?
Garrus: So that his soldiers have someone to win in sparring on physical.
Joker: Damn, I have to tell James this.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about caring for a turian who gets hit in the face by a grenade from the side? Garrus: Understand which side she came from.
TORRESNATOR
And who commands the Aralakh squad? This is the mission where you find the huge queen of Rahni that the Reapers have pieced together.
lemptyl
And where did you catch the hamster?, otherwise I thought that he escaped, or the Alliance members made a barbecue out of him when the "Normandy" was tuned ???
Aria T "Loak told Shepard in Purgatory.
" I want to snatch Omega from the Phantom's grasping paws!
And Rex is also like saying that they took tissue samples from him where it is not necessary xD
I passed the Geth ship with EDI and Tali. There, in one of the dialogues EDI emphasized the intimate contact between Tali and Shep that she had seen))
A trifle, but I was amused: in the mission in the monastery of Ardat Yakshi, Shep, Kaidan and Liara make their way in the dark.
Shep: "Quiet, I heard something ..."
Kaidan: "Um .... Shepard, I'm sorry, stumbled."
Also delivered the moment, if you get drunk in "Purgatory", then Shep wakes up on Aria's sofa, Shep is awesome, Aria can hardly hold back her laughter.
Well, and one more thing, if Shep has an affair with Garrus and she decides to end it during a date at the Presidium, then part of the dialogue:
Garrus: "Well, yes, that's right, we were still a strange couple."
Shepard: "Not at all, not strange "
Garrus:" Yeah, this is before we start doing the kids. "
on the mission when we capture Cerberus, James was with me. And when he killed the phantom, he said: "Get it, you fidgety bastard!" =)))))))))))))
Mr. Adams
Miranda doesn’t need this. I
'm pumping my words from another topic, this is about Javik and James.
By the article Javik (Protean) Professional comedian, I mean I am going to Garrus and then I saw James and Javik talking, I quote:
J.: You mean a Proteanine ?;
I'm in. :Yes;
J: Do you like gambling ?;
I'm in. : No. We had the death penalty for gambling;
J: Oh, it's clear;
J: Do you smoke at all ?;
I'm in. :No;
J: Do you like humor?;
I'm in. :No Yes;
I'm in. : I will not quote here because I do not remember he tells his anecdote in short;
J: Eeee;
I'm in. : This is the end
J.: Aaaa! ha ha ha;
I'm in. : I deceived you man there is nothing funny here you are ready to laugh at anything ha ha ha;
A professional pancake stalker will constantly poke around someone.
ixpaladin
And my Shepard said this:
Joker: Shepard, make sure they don't notice you in the illuminator;
Shepard; Joker have you forgotten? Geth don’t make Illuminators it lowers the horror level;
Ragna - the Bloodedge
Yes, yes, I also listened to Garrus James called a cunning Marine and James Garrus Chipped, for some reason I did not understand why Chipped?
Or when I go with Garrus to shoot a little, I’m pinned if they miss the second time, then Garrus is all happy and says:
Garrus: This is my favorite place !! Here is a monument to this silver rifle;
Shepard: Yeah, so that everyone knows how good you are at shooting everyday life?
Then even before that, when you come up to him, a diologist comes up:
Shepard: What do you dream about drinking? The bar has not yet been taken over by the Reapers;
Garrus: Yeah, I know, intelligence told me;
Mr.Adams
It's a pity they told me differently
Vip_and_Rip
No, there was a submarine, not an escort, and they did not find and did not see the Russians, but they heard the anthem
Smiled when, on a mission about rahni, Tali starts screaming hysterically about spiders
VikVichka
Any other team member would say so. )) Tested on James and Garrus.
Shepard's hologram on the Citadel:
"The best tactic on the battlefield is to take more bullets than the enemy."
And the following:
"Although these are certainly not bullets, but thermal charges. But nobody will say how they stuffed that guy with detachable radiators."
And if you listen to all the statements of the hologram, the real Shepard will say: "Do I really have that voice?"
Ragna - the Bloodedge
Apparently you should have left Rachni to die ??
Grunt Aralakh is in command of me.
TORRESNATOR
Yes, Rachni must die.
I don't know if this affects, but in the first game I also killed Queen Rachni.
How do I get a Biotic God? it's just very interesting what he can do: D
By the way, I saw one dialogue between Liara and the Joker (I didn't see him here)
L: -Joker, I'm serious. I have a lot of work.
D: -Oh, come on, just one simple question.
L: - Look on the extranet.
D: - You can't believe what they write there. It's much safer to ask your asari friend.
L: - I will not answer if my "tentacles on my head" move!
D: -Okay, refuse to answer the question that has tormented me for years. There is a war, we can die at any minute, and you ...
And there are options: Support Liara or Joker
RoLeX aka Mister Towel, yes, I heard that.))
If you take Garrus as the second partner of the Geth on the dreadnought, he will promise to treat Tali with turian chocolate.
Ragna - the Bloodedge
Okay, then I see.)
Ragna - the Bloodedge
Although there is then such a beautiful video, if you still decided to save Rachni.
osdf
Immediately remembered this dialogue:
Shepard (to Rex): Trust Rex's diplomacy, you will get a woman.
Joker and Suzy dialogue:
D:
Okay, here's some more fun. This is the time of the war with rahni.
In short, a krogan and a salarian are landing on the planet Rahni to complete a top-secret mission.
S:
It's unlikely. Salarians rarely personally participated in raids on occupied planets.
D:
That's not the point. So, these two climb the hill, pass through an ugly green fog ...
At the very top, they emerge from the fog, and the salarian sees thousands of rahni.
He looks at the krogan and says, "Now I'm a little uncomfortable."
And the krogan replies: "Do you think this is scary? This is nonsense, but then I have to go down through the fog alone!"
S:
It is implied that the salarian soldier will be dead by then.
D:
Well, yes. Thank you for ruining a two thousand year old anecdote.
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Dialogue between Garus and the Legion:
G.
Thanks for the offer, Legion, but I am more or less good at this.
L.
The telemetry data shows that in the calibration accuracy of the guns "Normandy" can be increased by 0.32 per cent.
G.
Is that all? Can't squeeze out another 34 hundredths of a percent?
L.
I can't. It is impossible to overcome this threshold.
D.
Are you sure? Look.
L.
Scanning ... Normandy weapon systems are up 0.43 percent. How did you manage it?
G.
This is our organic little secret: always reserve a margin for contingencies.
L.
Is our situation an emergency?
D.
Is it when a gett fumbles through our computers and teaches me to do my job? No, of course not.