Humor in Mass Effect 3 (Mass Effect 3)

Pleased with how Tali gets drunk through the "emergency straw".

skamaz
Hahaha, class))) The harbinger is simply insignificant in comparison with such an enemy

People, why didn't you press all the buttons on Sur'Kesh? There is a very funny dialogue between Shep and a scientist:
when you press a button, the salarian asks her not to press it. Then he humiliates, then says that the Salarian Confederation officially asks her not to press it, then says that we have already gone through this ...
And finally he says that if I like the stool analyzer so much, then I can buy myself the same one.

Mission to rescue the female krogan. Garrus says to Rex: "You must have already been a sourdough on your throne. Have you forgotten which side to hold the weapon on?"

Tuchanka, genophage cure. Two trucks sweep under the bridge, followed by a giant worm.
Mordin: "Kalros is getting close now!"
Rex: "Tell me something I don't know myself!"
Mordin: "The metal in the back of the truck is a great source of iron for the thresher!"

There was another moment on Normandy, in the cafeteria Garrus and James were trying to argue with each other who survived more dangerous adventures. Garrus gives off something titanic, to which James replies: "It's not fair, you were with Shepard!"
Garrus: "I've been with Shepard since the beginning."
James: "

DLC Proteanin is the coolest. Uniform racist. So far, there are two examples that I remember. He is told that the Salarians are a very advanced and intelligent race. In response: in my cycle, they ate flies. The second fragment in the mission, where "the way for a new gray mediator". Rex to the salarians: if anything goes wrong, I will eat your liver, blah blah. Proteanine: It was actually a delicacy in my cycle.

ixpaladin
Shepard says that the geth will only see Normandy if they look through the porthole, but the geth don't use them because this weakens the structure.

If, during a Protheanine mission, Garrus asks, "I wonder if dinosaurs can be found here?"

I remember the conversation with the Joker after the death of Mordin. The Joker spoke flatteringly about Mordin, that he was inquisitive with oddities, and recalled the story when Mordin woke him up at three in the morning to find out how many livers people have =)))))

"Sigurda".
Do you really think that someone in Canada knows Dzhigurda?

The Russian anthem is a reference to the American film The Hunt for Red October, where an American destroyer discovered a Soviet submarine from the Russian anthem being played on it.

Vip_and_Rip
still sounds cool,

so I knew

After the mission to Eden Prime, if you go to Garrus, he will give something like: "How much do we know about Prothean? Maybe they ate asari soup and ate it with smoked turians?"

On the Citadel's docks, converted into a refugee housing complex, there is VI Shepard. If you talk to him, the real Shepard will say: "Do I really have such a nasty voice?"

Shepard also burns in the mission about the hanar diplomat. When the hanar says that he is going to help the Reapers, because collectors are Protheans, Shepard says: "You are a big and stupid jellyfish!" And he says it himself. There was no choice of replica.

Humor is almost everywhere.
I also remembered, before the final mission, I walked around the crew, SUZI reported that everything was ready in the best possible way, that everything that was possible and impossible was done and the last item in the list was: "And I kissed the Joker for good luck")))

The trick is that again you can date the reporter's tambourine, but if you do this, then the first time she dodges: D.
We can say a reference to the 2nd part.

WOODY48
And will fill Shepard with the left.

Shooter
This hologram of Shepard will say: "My processors, some of them, allow with a 7% probability to say what the real Shepard would say.

And also remember the letter that Grunt sends:
Would be a good fight Shepherd. You don't hear them, but here from ARALakh row shouts SHEPAR SHEPAR your name shouts.We try to drink RINCOL to heal my wounds ^ & !! (
RINKOL!
Where are you?
SHEPERD SH, EPARAD SHEPARUD !!!

Vip_and_Rip
Will not fill up if you have time to react with a renegade.

And now the Epilogue is just chatter, a joke, or there will really be "one more story"

I liked the hunt for a space hamster, I tried to catch it for about 20 minutes))))

Ragna - the Bloodedge Played the
game 3 times .. never saw such a letter.

Dealog with Rex after the first meeting on Normandy:
-Hey Shepard, I look you have improved the technical compartment.
-Yes, the Alliance specialists have reworked the ship.
-But I still don't have a window in my cabin, unlike Liara. This is probably because I am a bad kisser ...

Rex: I just have thoughts on this! .. What ???
killed)

how Garrus and Vega in the dining room said who was the biggest and cooler of the fights and then Vega says: "Yes, you and I Garrus are the coolest here, of course I am more than you!"

still EDI in a conversation with Shepard so
...
-What happened EDI?
- Nothing special, just the whole crew was exposed to gamma radiation ...
- * Shepard's bewildered face *
- Yes, I was joking, Shepard, calm down.
-You are joking with us now, right ?!