Humor in Mass Effect 3 (Mass Effect 3)
After the mission with the genophage on Tuchanka, on the bridge of Normandy, you can observe the following dialogue :-):Garrus: So, it's my turn now. What is the first order given by the Alliance captains at the start of a battle? Joker: Uh ... give up. Garrus: Exactly!
Joker: Okay big guy. What is the name of the incident when a turian is killed by a creepy spiked monster? Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, this joke is a million years old. Joker: The classics must be respected.
Garrus: How many people does it take to hibernate a repeater?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on this issue, one to ask for Asari help and another to request a seat on the Council later.
Joker: How do you know if a turian is out of ammo? Garrus: He then grabs a spare weapon - takes the pin out of his ass.
Garrus: Why are the Alliance recruiting pilots with fragile bones?
Joker: You're kidding. Did the turian army come up with a joke about me?
Garrus: I'm serious. I personally heard from a private on Palaven.
Joker: Okay, so why is the Alliance hiring pilots with fragile bones?
Garrus: So that his soldiers have someone to win in sparring on physical.
Joker: Damn, I have to tell James this.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about caring for a turian who gets hit in the face by a grenade from the side? Garrus: Understand which side she came from.
I liked the entry on the terminal of the gray intermediary:
"the conversation between Grunt and the krogan from his order:
...
Recruit: listen to the dwarf, I spent more years in the war than you killed the enemies
Grunt: attempts to mate with salarians do not count for the war
in the citadel at the bar - don't drink that red - it's for the krogan - no one survives!
At the bar, when Liara is talking to her father, when the conversation comes about sexual relations, the father asks Liara "How many times have you recharged the thermal charge for Shepard" (or something like that)
If you take the javik on a mission to pick up the krogansh, then when we see the yag, he will say that in his time they were smaller.
in the second part, Garrus was constantly calibrating the gun ... and on this topic many jokes were born on the Internet, the developers picked them up))
And when in part 3 Garrus gets on board the Normandy via a general connection, the Joker says to Shepard: "Garrus has something does sizing related ... ". Shepard: "Not surprising"))
In general, I described all this not funny, but when it happened in the game, I just yelled))))
creep
And I have Garrus not with the Legion, but with EDI bazaar at the expense of calibration.
Naroood. Is it really possible to get a biotic god? how to do it? I saw him in the second part ... And I seem to have done something ...
Rex says about home planet salarians: "This planet smells wrong,"
I do not know if there's a lot of humor, but from the mouth of walking under escort salarian krogan it sounded quite cheerful)).
And I did not say that rachni simply must die. I said that a letter from a drunken Grunt would come only if the queen was abandoned.
the funniest thing is where the shepard with a bare Chelyabinsk fist with a twist saber Kai Lanu smashed)))))
I also liked it.
Tali: So you're a real living proteanine?
Javik: No, fake and dead.
The planet Sur'Kesh.
Liara: Don't worry, Rex, we will return the krogan woman to you.
Rex: Liara, I don't need anyone on this ship but you.
Javik: Running into trouble?
Rex: Who is that over there?
Shepard: He's a proteanine.
Rex: Sometimes it seems to me that the Normandy is not a battleship, but a space circus with freaks.
Mission to rescue Jack.
- Joker, go to the p ... flight compartment!
- Uh-huh, are you disaccustomed to swearing? And a piggy bank? Piglet for the mother?
One day I decided to visit Garrus, and then ...
After that, dialogue:
Garrus: We are here ... It's just ...
Shepard: I'm happy for you. For both.
Garrus: Thanks, it's nice to have someone to come back to.
Tali: Go back? What are you talking about? I'm only interested in your body.
Garrus: This is outrageous. However, everything suits me.