Psychiatrist v2
Psychiatrist v.1 http://forums.playground.ru/talk/humor/779244/Rules: the user writes his comment, this can be a real problem, or just a joke, next the user responds to the comments of the previous user and myself then write your comment.
Well, here we go: Doc, why do you need sunglasses in the winter?
Thank you for said. Now tie it. Otherwise, treat will not:)
Doc, how are we back to the future back?
We need plutonium.But how to get it in 1955?
Doc ,I believe in Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine,what should I do?
Trust your instincts, let the force lead you. Soooo, right, right, left, right, right, stop, fine, door closed, finished. Nurse, 2 CC's of haloperidol twice a day during the week that the Jedi will not let out of the Shu.
Doc, where's my candy?
Your candy ate candy Suvorov. as your copulatio of Napoleon. with cake mixed
Doc, why am I wearing your pants?
Play kruzis, behold, the dialogue is fun.
Doctor, why am I cool her the fuck to the concrete level?
Computer games beat a little. A lot of bed rest.
Doc, why is my finger jammed after 2 hours of play in MK?
You are delusional! First, it is not plush and cotton; and secondly, not dragon, and bear.
Doc, on my wristwatch swinging pendulum, and the arrows do not move.
Darling because you have a and lie, look every fifth God is something we do all the personality of a famous...
Doc, why the straitjacket?
And this is my favorite.
Doc, I'm suffering from a mild schizophrenia, sometimes laughing for no reason and sometimes crying for no reason, for baby. What to do, Doc?
Go to Krivoye Zerkalo, there you will find brothers in mind (And the rest)))
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That's because your language is tied to bowline. Doc, why do you have all the whiskers in the coconut?
That the Kalash? Maybe you a few CC's of Haldol? And then you have glitches! Doc, why do you have your penis tied in a knot?