You have beaten Minecraft if ... (Minecraft)
We write here jokes "You have outplayed Mineraft, if".For example:
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to make a workbench out of 4 boards.
You've played Minecraft if you're wondering why there are no zombies, creepers, and skeletons on the streets at night.
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to break a tree with your hand.
You beat Minecraft if you think that by jumping from the 4th floor you will have 3 hearts.
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to carry hundreds of cubic meters of skiers at the same time
You beat Minecraft if you are surprised that the water poured out of a bucket does not flow forever, but disappears somewhere quickly
You beat Minecraft if you tried to connect the meter to the door using red-painted flour.
You have played Minecraft if you are surprised that a stick stuck in a cobblestone does not turn on a TV (or something).
You beat Minecraft if you wanted to go blind with such beautiful graphics.
You've outplayed Mineraft if you think it's easier to die from than to cut your veins.
you have played minecraft if you think that all of the above is ridiculous.
You are overplayed Minecraft if you are trying to arrange two sticks with three diamonds and make a diamond pickaxe.
You have beaten Minecraft if you are trying to dig a mine and trying to find coal there (iron, gold, obsidian, diamonds, lapis lazuli)
You replayed Minecraft if you enter a dark room and look for a creeper there
You replayed Minecraft if you try to smash the room with your hand
You are overplayed in MineCraft if you see everything square.
You replayed MineCraft if you dream of Hirobrin.
You've beaten MineCraft if you think you can make TNT with 5 pinches of gunpowder and 4 pinches of sand.
Rus57MrCreeper
Well then you definitely beat Mine. This is not an insult. Truth.
You went to Mine if you think that by jumping into the lava you will have time to escape.
You went over to mine if you craft brick blocks when frightened.
But into the source of the fright!