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SvInEtS 05.08.21 11:12 pm

You have beaten Minecraft if ... (Minecraft)

We write here jokes "You have outplayed Mineraft, if".
For example:
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to make a workbench out of 4 boards.
You've played Minecraft if you're wondering why there are no zombies, creepers, and skeletons on the streets at night.
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InsaneIvan 05.08.21

Blade Korshchutbekovich
Oh great! Forgive me, I didn't know what exactly YOU would evaluate what I wrote! Oh great, forgive me! Now I will write for YOU as a CEP so that everything would be clear!

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Blade Korshchutbekovich 05.08.21

Okay, so be it. I'm sorry. This time.

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boromir_999 05.08.21

you beat minecraft if you become square -_-

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KostarSf 05.08.21

You played minecraft, always take cats with you
And you are also afraid of everything green (well, there are bushes in which creepers can hide)
=)

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Morgot bauglir 05.08.21

You have outplayed minecraft if, entering the store, you read Setos instead of Cheetos ... oh-oh

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Lance_Vance_Dance 05.08.21

You beat Minecraft if you try to open the inventory in other games with the E button
You beat Minecraft if you try to walk through signs and paintings

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SavvyZOR 05.08.21

You beat minecraft if you sat down to play at 8 am, and when you looked at the time and the very next day and at 6 am.

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Morgot bauglir 05.08.21

Whoa 0_0, someone furiously minuses everyone

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Ilya5671 05.08.21

You beat Minecraft if you thought about changing your nickname in the game

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InsaneIvan 05.08.21

Ilya5671
in the game?

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InsaneIvan 05.08.21

Blade Korshchutbekovich

Look for food in it according to the amount of hunger.
isn't it the same thing?

Probably, considering that when you reach too much depth, you will simply be burned alive by the liquid part of the mantle :)
-_- I only said you know, and not that you dug in there XD

- You think that in order to get food you need to find and kill an animal, but do not go to the store.
If you are a farmer.
can no one else?

That's all, I'm tired of going on.

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Blade Korshchutbekovich 05.08.21

Will you still not calm down?

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SteamMechanic 05.08.21

"- You think that in order to get food you have to find and kill an animal, and not go to the store.
If you are a farmer.
Can't nobody else?"
You're contradicting yourself, aren't you?

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Volt123 05.08.21

You have outplayed Minecraft if you dream of living there in real life.

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KostarSf 05.08.21

Volt123
Yeah, and every night hiding under the bed, waiting for every second of the creeper explosion = D

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DrTroll 05.08.21

You beat Minecraft if you came to school with a pickaxe
You beat Minecraft if you came to school with a sword
You beat Minecraft if you came to school with emeralds
You beat Minecraft if you dream that you poop with brick blocks
You outplayed Minecraft if you are trying to craft a workbench from 4 boards in reality !!!
You beat Minecraft, if you see zombies and skeletons at night
You beat Minecraft, if good mobs spawn at your house in the evening
You beat Minecraft if you found a treasure

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pro100FAT 05.08.21

Beat Minecraft if you eat chicken in 3 seconds

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CH0L0 05.08.21

You have outplayed Minecraft if you often sit on PGchane and fight with other replayers about whose booking is cooler and who is more neck!
I think it's time to end this madness and save your PG from cancer, because cancer is unbearable and everyone is all screaming and cursing right in front of me and raping my brain with these nasty mods and stupid maps for passing!

Do not agree with my opinion !? th pvp pixels !!

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Blade Korshchutbekovich 05.08.21

Vedrover GT
Go to another game, take a break from this one.

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InsaneIvan 05.08.21

You have beaten Minecraft if you can break a cactus with your hand.
You have beaten Minecraft if you can hold a cactus in your hand.