You have beaten Minecraft if ... (Minecraft)
We write here jokes "You have outplayed Mineraft, if".For example:
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to make a workbench out of 4 boards.
You've played Minecraft if you're wondering why there are no zombies, creepers, and skeletons on the streets at night.
You beat minecraft if you think that the core of the planet consists of bedrock
You beat minecraft if you are trying to breed cattle holding hay in your hand
You beat minecraft if you cook food on a workbench
You beat minecraft if you melt ore in the oven
You beat minecraft if in You see a dude in a blue T-shirt and purple pants
in the mirror You beat minecraft if mobs spawn in your basement
You beat minecraft if you are trying to secure a seat on the bus
You beat minecraft if you tame cats in the hope that they will chase creepers
You outplayed minecraft if you have a redstone instead of wiring at home
You have beaten minecraft if by making a snowman you hope to create a snow golem
technician-san
WHAT IS A RACIST JOKE ????
You beat minecraft if you constantly joke with your friends
about mine facts)) You beat minecraft if you constantly associate everything with mine))
You beat the mine if you think that the chest can fit 64 bookshelves, a trolley and a bed.
By the way, I fit it all :)
you beat mine if you run through canyons looking for abandoned mines and wonder if they are not there.
you outplayed mine if you are trying to recolor a sheep with dandelions and roses.
You have beaten minecraft if you see Hirobrin everywhere.
You have outplayed Minecraft if you write Minecraft with a capital letter.
You have outplayed minecraft if in the Labor lesson, standing near the machine, you are trying to craft something.
You have beaten Minecraft if you are trying to turn a tiger into a cat using a fish.
You have beaten Mine if you are surprised that a workbench can have 2 or 4 squares instead of 9.
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to cross a skeleton with mana
You beat Minecraft if you fuck monsters in the subway
You beat Minecraft if you are a duke nukem
You beat Minecraft if you got drunk on herobin - (I don't know what kind of x) and went to hell
You have beaten Minecraft if you parkour with a parachute, which in fact does not exist!
-ZLOY-
You have outplayed Minecraft if you see the meaning in at least one of his statements.
You beat Minecraft if, when you see a village, you start burning and blowing up houses, simultaneously chopping down the inhabitants with a homemade sword made of diamonds.