You have beaten Minecraft if ... (Minecraft)
We write here jokes "You have outplayed Mineraft, if".For example:
You beat Minecraft if you are trying to make a workbench out of 4 boards.
You've played Minecraft if you're wondering why there are no zombies, creepers, and skeletons on the streets at night.
The7SinS
Not worth it, he will now start arguing with you about cacti or minesruft = D
you would be playing minecraft if you could marry in multiplayer and the children born will be new players :)
You have outplayed Minecraft if, when you feel hungry, you open your inventory and look for a havchik.
You have beaten Minecraft if you are surprised to learn that it takes time to produce something.
You beat Minecraft if you threw a bunch of eggs at the wall in order to get at least one chicken, and wonder why the wall turned white and yellow and not a single chicken came out.
You have beaten Minecraft if you are trying to make a diamond from a diamond to a diamond
You have outplayed minecraft if you put boards in a wooden shelf hoping to craft something.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are sitting smoking.
- Watson, - said Holmes, inhaling, - I know why your hands are bandaged!
- Why?
- Elementary, you just outplayed minecraft!
SpoilerYou played minecraft, if you are afraid to sleep with friends, you probably won't find your house.
You beat minecraft if you pick wheat in the village.
You outplayed minecraft if you jump from the roof to return home.
You have played minecraft if you are looking for gold to craft the Golden Apple.