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Serious_100 08.12.19 05:03 am

Funny stories

In General I suggest to write here the story of the very stupid thing you did as a bunch,stoned,both(underline)
So I remember when swells bought champagne and I thought that it would run quickly up the stairs into parade to run...well, you perdstavlyaet this picture, the crowd buhih runs up the stairs screaming and champagne over my head:)))) in General it should be seen:)
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New Sinan 08.12.19

It was one time. Little friends drank (seriously, slightly). And we had one tracer his mother's leg. Climbed on a fence, started to shout something. A fence close to the house. Well, he yells some political crap, and the headstock is shown. He yells, she screams there, too, and Bob glass. Well, he can't hear, he doesn't care. Well, grandma could not resist, and opened to the full, dolbunov him on the head. Under the fence lay a bunch of rubber foam, but the idiot dropped by.

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Nuarlatotep 08.12.19

And with me on Friday this happened.So I went with 2-umya friends to mark the end of akzamov(and school respectively).Took 1.5 of beer each(I was thinking small, but pretty enough=)).Then sat on some wood, sitting, talking.After about an hour when I was vidunder, Denis(one name) asks Sergei(second) chtop that he gave beer to drink.Well, Grey had given him, the Day 3 SIPS did....Then after a couple of minutes talking like Guys...I'm gonna throw up!, and a second later he vomited on a tree....Don't know why, but I was LAUGHING!=)))

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5ehtiP 08.12.19

Bum is not cute, but I liked it))
The rest is all g..sad

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Nuarlatotep 08.12.19

the пNсец you're emo, right?

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Alberto Torini 08.12.19

Bum is not cute, but I liked it))
bum,we love you :3

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5ehtiP 08.12.19

the пNсец you're emo, right?
Even if IMO, what? xDD

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RealForc3 08.12.19

Only here :3 is a cat smile.;)

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Nuarlatotep 08.12.19

2 пNсец:

Now you may not udivliatsa, why are you ALL sad...neprodela you up from the train ubitstsa?

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5ehtiP 08.12.19

No, it would not xDD

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Nuarlatotep 08.12.19

Yes, you're right...still train their emo'vskim Mosh damages...YAD better!

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5ehtiP 08.12.19

It's sad..xDDD

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JPG 08.12.19

My friend once got high and began to fail. In short, he began talking with a fire extinguisher, broke the toilet tank, broke the Ironing Board and began to light a cigarette from an electric stove. =)

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Observing_Vampire 08.12.19

I che did
but it was fun...

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Bastet 08.12.19

and what are you proud of that? in my opinion there is nothing more disgusting drunken faces.

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tehnik-San 08.12.19

But sober???

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Chihi bum 08.12.19

Was a joke! Swell and sit on the bench under Podesta (which would in any way are sober), fell asleep! Woke up cold (winter) and a horrible headache! Walked a few meters and went back to sleep on the pavement. Wakes me up a man: You sick, I answered him : I Have a stomachache, staggered up and headed home. Estimate reakciu man! Okazivaetsa when I fell asleep, I nirmul head on the asphalt, got a concussion! After that don't drink! And remember this incident with a laugh.

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Scorpion 08.12.19

Never been drunk, then it is not controlled...

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Nestor Mahno 08.12.19

Recently had a small joke.We stand with friends,see-comes to us with each younger brother.Well, we shook hands and the odd one of us askedLeh,how those in 1st class? He saysThe niche,as usual:fights,beatings ,selenia)

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Mr.B 08.12.19

And my friends and a bunch on the Board(from Cabinet) with stairs riding

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Frank_Farmer 08.12.19

Sedna saw the joke... Just follow this link... http://fhsport.narod.ru/football/eurochamp/years.html and you will understand...