Funny stories
In General I suggest to write here the story of the very stupid thing you did as a bunch,stoned,both(underline)So I remember when swells bought champagne and I thought that it would run quickly up the stairs into parade to run...well, you perdstavlyaet this picture, the crowd buhih runs up the stairs screaming and champagne over my head:)))) in General it should be seen:)
Recently drank a cocktail(ALKO) well in Balasko,so decided to read the ingredients:sugar beer special, etc. but what's thisEmulsions neutral
Not that that would be a true story but very funny bash, I don't know how many were laughing, beat the man)))
18-year-old resident of Moscow, was taken to the intensive care unit of the hospital. Sklifosovsky, after a collision with a bus.
according to eyewitnesses, the young man looked strange - his head was a saucepan, and in his hands he held a rolling pin and a bowl.
in this form it ran into the road, shouted: Hilde, I thankuu and rushed to going to his side of the bus. the last thing he heard astonished passers-by: taunt b*Yat, e*at you in the snout
on the question of what exactly he was expecting from such actions, he responded: yeah fucking crashing passed.
And I bum seen similar Zvereva was!!! to sufocate did not, but a friend will be able to confirm!)
And on the subject - we have a yard man sometimes appears crazy full!!! goes with the invisible gun in his hand and where it shoots, then(see bullets) began waving his arms and yelling:I told him so!! and then SO!!! well, something is screaming. Sometimes ischo invisible pulls out a grenade, pulls chick and throws somebody on the balcony!!!! This full rzhach! to see it!!! in it the boys threw stones, he even head did not turn.....One time a friend walked through the yard, and this type of house Kaaak viscacha... in the hands if the machine holds.... and as will shout:Tra-TA-TA-TA-TA....drugan him by the way first saw....ispugalsya....says Nitsche just do not understand the camera man out of the corner POPs out and aret......and I'm already used to this dibilizm.....here!
recently went to boom after school... But the one I appointed her scared of different things(scicon). During our conversation I was very zhostko swore at some kid, I don't let it impunity...in the end, I broke a finger, but I did not even realize it, I just gave him with full force in the forehead...and then ill hand. The funny thing is, not a scratch on him, but to beat, I beat him! GEE-GEE!!!
I purely go to the entrance, then the Elevator and Enters... fucking a chick. I immediately said,my last! She agreed to go to the last. Reached. And here I thought, looked at Boobs and sayOh, no, me first! And so we went back and forth 5 times.
I once rode the bus and the old man down farts and was making strange noises in the backseat. We were with friends the whole bus then laugh like...)))))))
it's been awhile. the kid with us been through one.comes and says.conductive matuku plagued as usual,she ironed.so got that in him the iron threw well in the cupboard all the dishes were vyhlasenie.and he said:what are you, a reptile to stand up directly could not?
SchA recently.
We have another over Bluetooth similar nicknames. I have this and he (I stole) nik mtasa. And one was the fool on an undressing and he wanted my buddy to pass, but he screwed up nikah and send it to me :)
Spelling we will leave on conscience of the author, but pretty funny:
http://www.eblog.ru/index.php?newsid=575
I read earlier on another website. Yes, the story is really cool.
And the spelling is probably no coincidence that so - and- so the author is even more laughter with his ignorance.
I also have something there(the story is really true):
As often happens, the villagers go to work in the city. For those who have no car, between city and village has regular bus. And then, one day, one grandmother decided to go from town to village to the relatives(she decided, not just because he died caraco her favorite cat, which she intended to bury in the village, away from all worldly things). He picked up the cat and shoved it in the box cake so no one would see what she carries.
Arriving at the village, grandma decided to check how's her cat. Opened the box - and it is a real cake. But there was no time to rejoice, as cat tainstvenno disappeared.
In General, it took another long time before it became clear that with grandma in the bus drove two mischievous brow at a birthday party for friends(or XS who); these two brow just changed my box of box of grandma. Why? Probably packing grandma looked more appetizing than theirs, but the fact that the grandmother somehow did not notice the substitution. In the end, the two brow of the bus, brought a gift of a dead cat, and grandma stayed with the cake. The right thing, greed fraera ruined...
A conversation between two of the Kent! Not drunk, but fun! )))
THE COOK (01:00 PM) :
Yesterday I macaroni cooked.
Someone said long ago, to check if they are cooked or not, they should (one noodle) Zakho*chit on the ceiling. Stuck-cooked.
Well, I Zakho*chill yesterday ladle....stuck, Tsuki, and hang for the night and the morning, not fall, BL/di. 50 of them have fucked up. Like worms hanging. What are they doing ? The ceiling is washable, but how to get them ?
Necroscope (01:00 PM) :
CRYING, LYING UNDER THE TABLE, CONVULSIONS SCHA WILL!!!
THE COOK (01:00 PM) :
I'm serious.
THE COOK (01:01 PM) :
As this GERRI now to remove from the ceiling ?
THE COOK (01:01 PM) :
Or is it a joke about the ceiling and checking the pasta was ???????
Necroscope (01:02 PM) :
climbed up on a chair and hands get....
*wipes tears*
This GEG! And SCAAARY!!!!
THE COOK (01:02 PM) :
From my chair I can'T REACH TO the CEILING !!!!, I tried already yesterday. As the goat jumped.
THE COOK (01:02 PM) :
Blah, and I fell, Joop !!!
Necroscope (01:02 PM) :
MOP!
Necroscope (01:03 PM) :
Reva...
Durkee weird for me send!!!
THE COOK (01:03 PM) :
WMS themselves will dry up and fall....
COOK (01:04 PM) :
Well Dan, I knew that it was a joke ? I decided that really, so their vrednosti to really check. The woman in the is a tear on the pan drops.....
Necroscope (01:04 PM) :
tada current ceiling!
Can I log on this forum throw?
COOK (01:05 PM) :
You th, well I will keep in debila. NO !
Necroscope (01:06 PM) :
Brother, In our country the ceilings are WHITEWASHED WHITEWASHING, i.e. chalk.
Count four will be after 3 times of cooking pasta?
And to his was journal? And with changing names? PLZ,,,
COOK (01:06 PM) :
Blah, HX of them not stuck on plateu......and in the centre, above the chandelier almost walked away with a ladle, and threw from the bottom up, they plop, and stuck, tightly. I waited until fall, tired of standing under them with the face lifted.
THE COOK (01:08 PM) :
A kada threw the same droplets on the ladle.....they flew up and splattered the fridge.....it should be washed.
THE COOK (01:08 PM) :
In short, I aboldennaya dinner last night, I feel prepared.
Necroscope (01:08 PM) :
I cried..
I'm ussus!!!! stop!!!! Brother! Please!!!!
THE COOK (01:09 PM) :
I have those their Woe, GRU, f**. Like spaghetti FROM the CEILING to REMOVE ???
Scalpel to cut ?
THE COOK (01:09 PM) :
What the hell just broke ? Metal over the sink...che that I do not understand myself....
THE COOK (01:10 PM) :
Well, b**, not all pot (pack) sierrasil. And it would so from the ceiling and ate like a fly....
Necroscope (01:10 PM) :
teeth chrisi!!! %-)))))))))))))))))))))))
Damn, well, get a MOP!!!
I gotta take a piss, I'm bursting with laughter!!!!
THE COOK (01:10 PM) :
b**, I have no MOPS, broom DC. I have half hands and my rag, cancer creep back.
Necroscope (01:11 PM) :
come, ladies!
THE COOK (01:11 PM) :
So washed a number of times from the Windows and to the stove, and then the wife in the oven that che was preparing. Pie I think. Glass oven 250 degrees. Well, I'm an ass and rested on the glass.......
Necroscope (01:13 PM) :
You decided to kill me???
I-told - watch your ass!
THE COOK (01:13 PM) :
Even my father got.......said actually boil eggs in the microwave without water. Well I put 5 pieces on a plate.....for 2 minutes put. Current smoke moved there, b**, direct the battle began. At the last explosion the door opened, and the last egg when it exploded, the whole Gerry flew to the wall of the refrigerator, and got all my magnets. He was laughing as moose, until the tears.
THE COOK (01:14 PM) :
Well how was I to know that nezya eggs in the microwave in the shell to put....
Necroscope (01:14 PM) :
Cry
quietly whine already...
THE COOK (01:14 PM) :
Or am I just stupid ?
Necroscope (01:15 PM) :
No, brother - you're SMART!
Current gullible!
THE COOK (01:15 PM) :
Foam wanted into the bathroom. There is no foam. Sister says on the phone, put this washing powder will foam. Stuff in the water was.....my hair was poliennali all on the body, groin, and ass. HE bleach was....
THE COOK (01:16 PM) :
As the albino walked down to the white on the chest. And ass all white was...
THE COOK (01:16 PM) :
And legs.....
Necroscope (01:16 PM) :
Damn, you're in kind , or come up with?
THE COOK (01:17 PM) :
I those cases from the life tell. just pasta remember the rest.
THE COOK (01:17 PM) :
I was lying in the bathroom 40 minutes in the washing powder....
THE COOK (01:17 PM) :
Was otmachivanija plyat..........
THE COOK (01:17 PM) :
Have soak as a shirt.......
Necroscope (01:18 PM) :
schA names will change and will throw in Gornal!
THE COOK (01:18 PM) :
Dan, don't.
THE COOK (01:18 PM) :
ETOGES what a disgrace.
Necroscope (01:18 PM) :
And no one will know it's you!
THE COOK (01:19 PM) :
.............but laugh then I'll.........
Necroscope (01:19 PM) :
laugh prodlevaet zhist!
THE COOK (01:19 PM) :
Even my friend got that once........iron.
Necroscope (01:19 PM) :
come on, pile up!
COOK (01:20 PM) :
Well, I silk underwear ironed. And knew the type by the iron no need mesh or cloth to put....
Necroscope (01:21 PM) :
and?
COOK (01:21 PM) :
Well, he says, you cut out the shape of the iron skin-my best, put her on grain iron and a paper based on the fabric. I put, the skin is stuck, and cada started stroking, from the base of the iron Nigeria left at the moment. Polished everything as a rasp, mlyat, all the Teflon coating, and the paper burned. But that was long ago....
Necroscope (01:22 PM) :
much!
COOK (01:22 PM) :
I threw the iron and silk sheets.
COOK (01:22 PM) :
Here. So I'm gullible.
Necroscope (01:22 PM) :
Brother, it will be a hit!!!
COOK (01:23 PM) :
It hernia will not hit.