Funny stories
In General I suggest to write here the story of the very stupid thing you did as a bunch,stoned,both(underline)So I remember when swells bought champagne and I thought that it would run quickly up the stairs into parade to run...well, you perdstavlyaet this picture, the crowd buhih runs up the stairs screaming and champagne over my head:)))) in General it should be seen:)
Maybe not so funny okay. I Remember in the year 2005,for the new year..with friends drinking beer in podzde,well, I poured the foam I blew and fell on the floor and on the mailbox..And then the tenants spuskaetsja...And say..:drunk Already huh?!Oh, you peed on the floor !!and in the box!!!...)
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I went to the country,brother with his girlfriend,me and another brother.On the way we stopped to relieve himself.I'm in the bushes I saw a plastic barrel,touched-full,lid closed-do not open.Sent brother with a friend to drag her in--in the country will be useful,she went into the car.Hear Mat peremat ---byheat from the bushes brutal Druganov as fuck yelling at me...Well,someone pumped out from the bathroom shit in a barrel and it stayed in heat-ferment.The boys began to open-tore under the pressure cap,and shit spilled on them.I will not describe how we went like stink as they got matakali...as we were laughing. Another was the case.Poshol brother matila to wash in the Creek near the piggery farm.There's a dead pig lay.One kid was sighted,he leaned over the dead sweeley-wanted to look at Cho between her legs.And the other jumped on the pig--and pigs jet ass rotten shit uvaria right in the face of the one who watched.
I live in Germany. Once was driving on the highway and got stuck in traffic. Movement
sput-Pyr stop. Near to me there was a colorful rider. Form hacks
motorcycle like the movie about the Nazis, the helmet like the Nazis. I must say,
here you can ride, but if similar to participant 1 in the World - so
it is simply chic. In General, he familiar me. After a while
I stopped at a special rest stop, stretch your legs. Here
hell rider brought. He stood near me (unfortunately for her). I like
can be cultured asked permission to say something. And say: If you
follow on the Eastern front, a little late. The Russians took Berlin,
Hitler was poisoned. The Nuremberg rallies were held. In General, a complete ass.
And most importantly - WE're here. People were crying from laughter. And poor,
eyes blazing, with a bullet left off.
As the stalkers give the joke humor. It was like this. 2nd year of uni.Sit all the flow of classroom lectures, 1st floor, window on half the wall. gloomy autumn. The teacher, a woman loads an exact science. And that's before the window appears it is - some planinci man, how planinci - drunk in pieces. And here it is rasstegivat a fly and starts to piss right on the window. The teacher in horror, 180 laughing at idiots.)
We went once to hunt ducks in the swamp to drive. And here we sit 4 around a fire, rides a language for the ducks and forgot to think. And only one don't want to stay: well, you gonna go shoot something. And wearing a fisherman's costume, he went to the mountain hunter. So he goes and along the way Indulge in the bubbles of swamp gas ignites. Russian as they say just a little, and he nachil knead the bottom, decided big bubble to do... We continue to sit well, dummy news. And then the vine goes something - all mud, in the mud and swearing. As we obasralis', laughing. Long it on us then offended.
The trick with hunting Rifles?Took!Car?REFUELED! GO TO the place. come.Unpacked And the cartridges? WELL fucked!!!!!
Cool) really liked about the bus, the German and Georgian grandfather. Homeless rest in peace dude..
This morning went with a friend to the bath, and she had in some garages. Well, as usual warm up and went in the snow to jump. Well, one takes, and a running head rams hat flies head over heels farther, and there lay a sheet of iron, -10. And the flier freezes the entire back and hands. A frame is called fly stuck.
I had occasion, celebrated with the lads a holiday, get drunk in the trash, one decided to go to the hostel because it was closed, called a taxi, went to meet on the street, see in the dark what the car is, well, I think taxi, threw the sleeping sabutilnik and put the money cage and they put him in. Morning come, he is angry like a dog, tellsyou Wake up in the car, look next to the two COP foreski lie, I look ahead two COP, in the moment protosol, feel me treset, I carefully asked the men where are we going?, they squoze laughter meet, which was ordered there and carry in short, drove him to the Dorm but fear he suffered enough!!!!
not a story but it's still hilarious
didn't know where to put, decided here
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In General as anyone but it was funny...
I was with 5 of your friends in the summer and camp, and on the birthday of counselor swell specifically...
Then me and 2 friends completely razdalis and ran around the building))) but it's not all my friend love it, but the next room lifted up his hand and shouted something... And somewhere in the darkness rising sharply counselors and God, Yuri!!!!))) We are all to her room and under the covers, and the single friend called the girls and they started to pull the blankets...
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I friend and I made a potion...it stood behind the house for 3 years and then I found it...started to smell and I showed it to a friend...we poured it on the neighbor's raspberries, now there was nothing growing!!!
Personally, we with friends decided to play a trick on another, he likes the Stalker but did not know about it, and said there was a Stalker 'radosveta' anomaly))) and dirty the sky as we laughed at him..... then he realized that it left the subject and did not believe in Stalker yadrenbaton, and others. Since then, he began to learn'' Stalker.