Kill and Be the First Game v2

I burned the author by saying that the witcher is shit
(so chtoli?)

BarackKamacho
No. It looks like I did not understand clearly, go to the first version please.

One dude burned the rich Pinocchio at the stake out of pity, because no one reads his posts, despite the intrusive ads. Burn in the fire an unknown wooden man.

The dude was burned at the stake by evil Vietnamese, whose village was burned with a napalm bomb by a helicopter!

A tower fell on the helicopter, which was knocked out by Max Payne.

Wreck
Then another tower, avenging its brother, fell on Max Payne.

Then a dude from Just Coast came and took revenge on the tower for Max Payne.

And then the cowboys came and shot the dude from Just Caust.

Pecos_Bill_2.0
Then the X-Com team moved in time (xs why) and incinerated the cowboys with plasma cannons.

Knockers came and beat the X-com team to death with gamepads, for the fact that part 2 does not come out on consoles.

a higher power punished the console players for not being able to play X-som 2

wektor1313
Higher power fell under the onslaught of science.

Spartak Meat
Science deserted after seeing the overwhelming number of morons in the country

But then the aliens flew in and began to shoot those morons in the country.

Pecos_Bill_2.0
People from the 10th dimension came and created a mini black hole that sucked in the aliens.

But the giant got out of the cave with a bottle of "something there", pulled out the cork and plugged the black hole with that cork, and he himself began to drink "something there."

Pecos_Bill_2.0
Evil Russians in caps with earflaps came and beat the giant to death with felt boots, as he sinned not to invite them to drink with him.

Hugh Janssen
Evil Diablo smelled the fumes of evil Russians and got out of hell and set them on fire.

Pecos_Bill_2.0
The witnesses of Igov came to Diablo both for *** and his brain: "Do you believe in God?"

Spartacus Meat
Diablo freaked out and took them with him to hell.